->'''[[spoiler: Wheatley]]:''' So you're gonna test, and I'm gonna watch. And everything is gonna be just... ''fi-''\\
'''Announcer:''' Warning. Core overheating. Nuclear meltdown imminent.\\
'''[[spoiler: Wheatley]]:''' '''''[[BigShutUp SHUT UP!!]]'''''
-->-- ''VideoGame/Portal2''

->A fool gives full vent to his anger, but a wise man keeps himself under control.
-->-- ''Literature/TheBible'' (New International Version), Proverbs 29:11

->What, is it "Insult The Easily Angered {{Cyborg}} Day" or something?!
-->-- '''Lothar''', ''Webcomic/ExterminatusNow'', showing unusual restraint.

->Filthy, ''arrogant,'' '''wretched little...''' '''''SCUM-SUCKING PIG!!!!'''''
-->-- '''Nappa, towards Goku,''' ''Anime/DragonBallKai''

->'''Vegeta:''' [[BloodUpgrade Blood...]]''my'' noble blood spilled by the sheer luck of such...such ''trash?!'' No...no, I will not allow this to stand! ''I CANNOT ALLOW THIS TO STAAAAAAAAAND!'' ''(to Goku)'' YOUR INSOLENCE JUST COST YOU THIS WORLD! '''I'LL BLOW IT ALL TO PIECES, AND THERE'S''' '''''NOTHING''''' '''YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME!'''
->''(flies up and powers up his [[WaveMotionGun Galick Gun]])''
->'''Vegeta:''' Try to dodge this if you can! You might manage to save yourself, but your precious Earth is doomed!![...]'''PREPARE TO JOIN THIS FILTHY ORB IN OBLIVION!'''
-->-- ''Manga/DragonBallZ''

->There are people in this world who go about demanding to be killed. You must have noticed them. They quarrel in gambling games. They jump out of their automobiles in a rage. [[MuggingTheMonster They humiliate and bully people whose capabilities they do not know.]] [[TooDumbToLive These are people who wander through the world shouting, "Kill me."]] And there's always someone ready to oblige to them.
-->-- '''Vito Corleone''', ''Film/TheGodfather''

->What do ya mean, funny? Let me understand this 'cause, I don't know, maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh... I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
-->-- '''[[Creator/JoePesci Tommy DeVito]]''', ''Film/{{Goodfellas}}''

->'''C-Sec Officer:''' Now slow down, and take a deep breath.\\
'''Volus''': '''''You're''''' (''[[VaderBreath deep breath]]'') '''''MOCKING''''' (''[[VaderBreath deep breath]]'') '''''ME!'''''
-->-- ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''

-> Good evening, gentlemen! Please pay attention. I am a reformed vampire, which is to say, I am a bundle of suppressed instincts held together with spit and coffee. It would be wrong to say that violent, tearing carnage does not come easily to me. It's not tearing your throats out that doesn't come easily to me. Please don't make it any harder.
-->-- '''Maladict''', ''Discworld/MonstrousRegiment''

->The Linear Guild is practically synonymous with taking [[DisproportionateRetribution disproportionate revenge]] over quasi-imagined slights!
-->-- '''Nale''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''

->''"I'm '''always''' pissed off."''
-->-- '''ThePunisher''', ''Dark Wolverine #89''

->'''Patient''': Doctor, I have a problem.\\
'''Doctor''': Yes, what is it?\\
'''Patient''': A HairTriggerTemper.\\
'''Doctor''': Oh, excuse me, I didn't hear you very well. Could you repeat it, please?\\
-->-- A Russian joke

->''Shirley has earned our respect. Not as a wife, not as a mother, but as a woman. And don't question her on that, because that thing about the jukebox was ''way too specific'' to be improvised.''
-->--'''Jeff''', discussing Shirley after Shirley has threatened to put Annie's head through a jukebox, ''Series/{{Community}}''

->'''DAVE:''' karkat just threw a tantrum about a chair\\
'''DAVE:''' i just won karkat tantrum bingo
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''

->'''Undercover Brother:''' Hi, Conspiracy Brother!\\
'''Conspiracy Brother:''' ''[Angry]'' "Hi"? What you mean "hi"? Like "high yellow wanna be white"? "High" like the *white man* wants to keep us? ''[Suddenly paranoid]'' Wait, you don't smell any weed on me, do you?\\
'''Undercover Brother:''' ... Brother, when you get a minute, could I get a list of the words that trigger these fits?
-->-- ''Film/UndercoverBrother''

->'''''Why is the [[GodSaveUsFromTheQueen Empress']] palace shuttered?'''''
->''Apparently the Empress doesn't like light. Or sudden movements, loud noises, foreigners, treason, peaches. [[ScrewTheRulesIMakeThem When you're Empress, you can do this kind of thing]].''
-->--'''Sidebar Snippet''', ''Videogame/FallenLondon''

->'''Harbinger:''' I didn't realize Franchise/{{Superman}} had such a hair-trigger temper, Kara.\\
'''Comicbook/{{Supergirl}}:''' He's... just a little overprotective of me, Lyla.\\
'''Random Amazon:''' A little...?
-->-- ''Comicbook/TheSupergirlFromKrypton''

->''Safety first. Put on this transponder. No arguments. I've activated my shock collar. If I get within one meter of you, it will shock the monkey snot out of me. ''*gestures around*'' This is my tantrum room. We'll be able to talk here. If we disagree, there are plenty of targets for me other than you.''
-->-- '''Dr. Bowman''', ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}'', who's well aware of his own issues.

->'''Dr. Bowman:''' SURGERY?! DO I LOOK LIKE A BLIND WATCHMAKER?! [[UpliftedAnimal THAT BRAIN IS INTELLIGENT DESIGN!]] IT HAS EXTERNAL INTERFACES! You are right! I shouldn't do this angry. I'm going to my tantrum room to beat the big dummy until its head caves in! Then I'm coming back and changing her [[RestrainingBolt security settings]] so every imbecile with a remote doesn't have a direct pipeline into her brain! ''*storms off*''\\
'''Commander:''' ''[to Florence]'' He's been so mellow today. You're a good influence on him.
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}''

->[[VideoGame/DawnOfWar Indrick Boreale]] took it as a personal affront that the Tau had chosen a base of operations on the moon. Of course, almost anything could offend Indrick Boreale. And he would have come to attack the Tau, sooner or later, just because they were there.
-->-- ''WebAnimation/IndrickBorealeDestroysKaurava''

->Stay on his good side and all would be well. Unfortunately, his good side was narrow it was almost invisible. Get on his bad side, and he would wreck you, your home, your village, and your continent just for his own amusement.
-->--'''The Shadowed One''' on '''[[PsychoForHire Vezok]]''', ''Toys/{{Bionicle}}''

->Many [[RebelliousSpirit Brujah]] claim they know how to build [[{{Utopia}} a perfect society]] - whether for mortals, vampires or both - because of their superior intellects. You may locate these "[[SmallNameBigEgo superior intellects]]" by listening for screams of terror and the crash of breaking objects. All vampires may succumb to the animal within, but the Brujah require much less provocation.
-->''TabletopGame/VampireTheMasquerade - Clanbook: Followers of Set (revised)''

->''"What do I want? I want a world... where laughter doesn't come at someone else's expense. Where people can live freely without fear of being farted on. I want a world where you aren't ridiculed for trying to help. A world where a NiceGirl that I liked isn't turned into another '''ERIC CARTMAN!!''' These Canadians are in the way of that world, and everything they do and everything they have done needs to be erased from the '''EARTH!'''"''
-->-- '''Kyle Broflowski''', ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', "[[Recap/SouthParkS21E9SuperHardPCness Super Hard PCness]]"

->''[[BerserkButton My horn...!]] [[MinorInjuryOverreaction MY HORN!!!]] '''[[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]] ANGELS!! YOU'RE ALL''' '''''DEAD!!!'''''
-->--'''Azurai,''' ''Webcomic/SlightlyDamned''

->"Why did you have to shoot him? He's an Aqualish. Small things upset him."
->"What 'small thing' set this off?"
->[[http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Cornelius_Evazan/Legends The marred man]] shrugged. "I'd just told him that he's going to have to wait to get his arm fixed. [[{{Understatement}} He didn't like that much]]."
->"His arm?"
->I looked more closely at [[http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Ponda_Baba/Legends the unconscious Aqualish]] and realized that he had only one real arm, and the other was a plasticine prosthetic. [[HandicappedBadass He'd trashed the place single-handed]]!
-->--''[[Franchise/StarWarsLegends Star Wars]]: The Essential Guide To Species''