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-->-- ''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Bart Simpson's Guide to Life]]''

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-->-- ''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Bart Simpson's Guide to Life]]''
''Literature/BartSimpsonsGuideToLife''
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->He thought about the mantra of his counselor, Dr. Harley: ''Don't be a slave to your anger, Ephraim.''
->It was so ''hard.'' It bubbled inside him like that stupid geyser at Yellowstone Park, Old Faithful — except the geyser was, like, faithful: at least you could time it. Ephraim's anger rose out of nowhere, this giddy charge zitzing through his bones and electrifying the marrow. His rage was a dark cloud passing over the sun where just moments before the sky had been clear blue.
-->--''Literature/TheTroop''
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'''Rowan:''' '''Now listen here, you piece of shit--'''

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'''Rowan:''' '''Now listen here, you piece of shit--'''shit--'''\\



'''Rowan:''' I'm perfectly capable of--

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'''Rowan:''' I'm perfectly capable of--of--\\
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'''Rowan:''' What?! What is it you have to say to me?\\

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'''Rowan:''' ->'''Rowan:''' What?! What is it you have to say to me?\\
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'''Rowan:''' What?! What is it you have to say to me?\\
[[spoiler: '''Connor''']]: Why? Gonna defend yourself by yelling at me until you're blue in the face?\\
'''Rowan:''' '''Now listen here, you piece of shit--'''
[[spoiler: '''Connor''']]: And there it is, Rowan Burke's infamous temper. You can't even hold back your temper when [[spoiler: people are dying]]!\\
'''Rowan:''' I'm perfectly capable of--
[[spoiler: '''Connor''']]: Oh, really? When was the last time you said anything nice about anybody? When was the last time you finished a sentence without getting mad? All you do is cuss and insult people. Honestly, it's a wonder that any of us like you at all.\\
'''Rowan:''' '''You shut your damn mouth and let me talk!'''\\
[[spoiler: '''Connor''']]: Oh, look, they're yelling again, everyone. [[SarcasmMode What a surprise!]]
-->--''VisualNovel/ItLivesWithin''
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->What, is it "Insult The Easily Angered {{Cyborg}} Day" or something?!

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->What, ->''"What, is it "Insult The Easily Angered {{Cyborg}} Day" or something?!something?!"''



->Filthy, ''arrogant,'' '''wretched little...''' '''''SCUM-SUCKING PIG!!!!'''''

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->Filthy, ->''"Filthy, ''arrogant,'' '''wretched little...''' '''''SCUM-SUCKING PIG!!!!'''''PIG!!!!'''''"''
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->There are people in this world who go about demanding to be killed. You must have noticed them. They quarrel in gambling games. They jump out of their automobiles in a rage. [[MuggingTheMonster They humiliate and bully people whose capabilities they do not know.]] [[TooDumbToLive These are people who wander through the world shouting, "Kill me."]] And there's always someone ready to oblige to them.

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->There ->''"There are people in this world who go about demanding to be killed. You must have noticed them. They quarrel in gambling games. They jump out of their automobiles in a rage. [[MuggingTheMonster They humiliate and bully people whose capabilities they do not know.]] [[TooDumbToLive These are people who wander through the world shouting, "Kill me."]] And there's always someone ready to oblige to them."''



->What do ya mean, funny? Let me understand this 'cause, I don't know, maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh... I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

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->What ->''"What do ya mean, funny? Let me understand this 'cause, I don't know, maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh... I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?funny?"''



-> Good evening, gentlemen! Please pay attention. I am a reformed vampire, which is to say, I am a bundle of suppressed instincts held together with spit and coffee. It would be wrong to say that violent, tearing carnage does not come easily to me. It's not tearing your throats out that doesn't come easily to me. Please don't make it any harder.

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-> Good ''"Good evening, gentlemen! Please pay attention. I am a reformed vampire, which is to say, I am a bundle of suppressed instincts held together with spit and coffee. It would be wrong to say that violent, tearing carnage does not come easily to me. It's not tearing your throats out that doesn't come easily to me. Please don't make it any harder."''



->The Linear Guild is practically synonymous with taking [[DisproportionateRetribution disproportionate revenge]] over quasi-imagined slights!

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->The ->''"The Linear Guild is practically synonymous with taking [[DisproportionateRetribution disproportionate revenge]] over quasi-imagined slights!slights!"''



->''Shirley has earned our respect. Not as a wife, not as a mother, but as a woman. And don't question her on that, because that thing about the jukebox was ''way too specific'' to be improvised.''

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->''Shirley ->''"Shirley has earned our respect. Not as a wife, not as a mother, but as a woman. And don't question her on that, because that thing about the jukebox was ''way too specific'' to be improvised.''"''



->''Safety first. Put on this transponder. No arguments. I've activated my shock collar. If I get within one meter of you, it will shock the monkey snot out of me. ''*gestures around*'' This is my tantrum room. We'll be able to talk here. If we disagree, there are plenty of targets for me other than you.''

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->''Safety ->''"Safety first. Put on this transponder. No arguments. I've activated my shock collar. If I get within one meter of you, it will shock the monkey snot out of me. ''*gestures around*'' This is my tantrum room. We'll be able to talk here. If we disagree, there are plenty of targets for me other than you.''"''



->[[VideoGame/DawnOfWar Indrick Boreale]] took it as a personal affront that the Tau had chosen a base of operations on the moon. Of course, almost anything could offend Indrick Boreale. And he would have come to attack the Tau, sooner or later, just because they were there.

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->[[VideoGame/DawnOfWar ->''"[[VideoGame/DawnOfWar Indrick Boreale]] took it as a personal affront that the Tau had chosen a base of operations on the moon. Of course, almost anything could offend Indrick Boreale. And he would have come to attack the Tau, sooner or later, just because they were there."''



->Stay on his good side and all would be well. Unfortunately, his good side was so narrow it was almost invisible. Get on his bad side, and he would wreck you, your home, your village, and your continent — just for his own amusement.

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->Stay ->''"Stay on his good side and all would be well. Unfortunately, his good side was so narrow it was almost invisible. Get on his bad side, and he would wreck you, your home, your village, and your continent — just for his own amusement."''



->Many [[RebelliousSpirit Brujah]] claim they know how to build [[{{Utopia}} a perfect society]] - whether for mortals, vampires or both - because of their superior intellects. You may locate these "[[SmallNameBigEgo superior intellects]]" by listening for screams of terror and the crash of breaking objects. All vampires may succumb to the animal within, but the Brujah require much less provocation.

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->Many ->''"Many [[RebelliousSpirit Brujah]] claim they know how to build [[{{Utopia}} a perfect society]] - whether for mortals, vampires or both - because of their superior intellects. You may locate these "[[SmallNameBigEgo superior intellects]]" by listening for screams of terror and the crash of breaking objects. All vampires may succumb to the animal within, but the Brujah require much less provocation."''
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-->-- ''Literature/TheBible'' (New International Version), Proverbs 29:11

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-->-- ''Literature/TheBible'' (New International Version), [[Literature/BookOfProverbs Proverbs 29:11
29:11]]
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->Stay on his good side and all would be well. Unfortunately, his good side was narrow it was almost invisible. Get on his bad side, and he would wreck you, your home, your village, and your continent — just for his own amusement.

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->Stay on his good side and all would be well. Unfortunately, his good side was so narrow it was almost invisible. Get on his bad side, and he would wreck you, your home, your village, and your continent — just for his own amusement.
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->"''MIJ?! GEHOORZAAM JE?! [[BigNever NOOIT!]] JE BENT EEN DWAAS! HOE DURF JE! IK... BEN... DE... ULTIEME ALFA!''"

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->"''MIJ?! GEHOORZAAM JE?! [[BigNever NOOIT!]] JE BENT EEN DWAAS! HOE DURF JE! IK... BEN... DE... ULTIEME ALFA!''"ALFA!''"[[note]]ME?! OBEY YOU?! NEVER! YOU ARE A FOOL! HOW DARE YOU! I... AM... THE... ULTIMATE ALPHA![[/note]]
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->ANGER

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->ANGER->[[SevenDeadlySins ANGER]]
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->I sometimes:
-->a.) Get "mad."
-->b.) Get "really mad."
-->c.) Get my shotgun.
-->-- ''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Bart Simpson's Guide to Life]]''
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->''[On a co-worker who shaves at the desk he shares with Rosa]''\\
'''Det. Charles Boyle:''' Why don't you just ask him to stop shaving at his desk?\\
'''Det. Rosa Diaz:''' He denies even doing it; I don't know why. Next time I catch him shaving, I'm gonna punch him so hard in the mouth ''he bites his own heart''.\\
'''Boyle:''' ... Could that be why he denies doing it?\\
'''Rosa:''' ''[as if this is a revelation]'' Oh yeah, you could be right, yeah.
-->--''Series/BrooklynNineNine''
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-> Like a lot of other people, I encountered [evidence of decreasing levels of violence] for myself the first time I was told (in high-school English, back in 1974) to crack the spine of one of Shakespeare's plays. What got my attention was not the beauty of the Bard's language but how touchy all his characters were. At the drop of a hat they flew into rages and started stabbing each other. There were certainly people like that in 1970s Britain, but they tended to end up in jail and/or therapy -- unlike Shakespeare's thugs, who were more often praised than blamed for cutting first and asking questions later.
-->--'''Ian Morris''', ''War: What is it Good For?''
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->'''[[spoiler: Wheatley]]:''' So you're gonna test, and I'm gonna watch. And everything is gonna be just... ''fi-''\\

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->'''[[spoiler: Wheatley]]:''' ->'''Wheatley:''' So you're gonna test, and I'm gonna watch. And everything is gonna be just... ''fi-''\\



'''[[spoiler: Wheatley]]:''' '''''[[BigShutUp SHUT UP!!]]'''''

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'''[[spoiler: Wheatley]]:''' '''Wheatley:''' '''''[[BigShutUp SHUT UP!!]]'''''



->'''Vegeta:''' [[BloodUpgrade Blood...]]''my'' noble blood spilled by the sheer luck of such...such ''trash?!'' No...no, I will not allow this to stand! ''I CANNOT ALLOW THIS TO STAAAAAAAAAND!'' ''(to Goku)'' YOUR INSOLENCE JUST COST YOU THIS WORLD! '''I'LL BLOW IT ALL TO PIECES, AND THERE'S''' '''''NOTHING''''' '''YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME!'''
->''(flies up and powers up his [[WaveMotionGun Galick Gun]])''
->'''Vegeta:''' Try to dodge this if you can! You might manage to save yourself, but your precious Earth is doomed!![...]'''PREPARE TO JOIN THIS FILTHY ORB IN OBLIVION!'''

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->'''Vegeta:''' [[BloodUpgrade Blood...]]''my'' noble blood spilled by the sheer luck of such...such ''trash?!'' No...no, I will not allow this to stand! ''I CANNOT ALLOW THIS TO STAAAAAAAAAND!'' ''(to Goku)'' YOUR INSOLENCE JUST COST YOU THIS WORLD! '''I'LL BLOW IT ALL TO PIECES, AND THERE'S''' '''''NOTHING''''' '''YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME!'''
->''(flies
ME!'''\\
''(flies
up and powers up his [[WaveMotionGun Galick Gun]])''
->'''Vegeta:'''
Gun]])''\\
'''Vegeta:'''
Try to dodge this if you can! You might manage to save yourself, but your precious Earth is doomed!![...]'''PREPARE TO JOIN THIS FILTHY ORB IN OBLIVION!'''



'''Comicbook/{{Supergirl}}:''' He's... just a little overprotective of me, Lyla.\\

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'''Comicbook/{{Supergirl}}:''' '''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}:''' He's... just a little overprotective of me, Lyla.\\



-->-- ''Comicbook/TheSupergirlFromKrypton''

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-->-- ''Comicbook/TheSupergirlFromKrypton''
''ComicBook/TheSupergirlFromKrypton2004''
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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BountyHamst[[er''

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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BountyHamst[[er''
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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BountyHamster''

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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BountyHamster''
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->'''Renzo:''' I'm sorry, Keith. It's the florist again.\\
'''Keith Warne:''' Oh, '''[[AtomicFBomb FUCK]]'''! (''picks up phone, trying to be civil'') Hello? What seems to be the problem now?\\
'''Florist:''' Well, the problem's that ''first'', [[FelonyMisdemeanor you were early]]! ''Then'', you lose all the balloons! ''And now'', '''this dog has totally making the destruction of my flowers'''! (''dog barking and shredding flowers in the florist's van'')\\
'''Keith:''' Look, I'm very, very sorry. [[FalseReassurance I'll put you back to customer service, and they'll organize a discount for you]], okay? (''hangs up the phone'')\\
'''Florist:''' [[IsThisThingStillOn Hello]]?! ''Hello?!''\\
'''Keith:''' (''to Renzo'') '''[[SuddenlyShouting I do not want to speak to that fucking florist again]]!!''' '''Okay, Renzo?!'''\\
'''Renzo:''' [-I'm sorry, Keith.-]\\
'''Keith:''' (''to [[BeleagueredAssistant Vikrum]]'') '''And if you don't stop following me... [[MeanBoss I'll fucking fire you]]!!!'''
-->--''Series/SwiftAndShiftCouriers''
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-->-- '''Nappa, towards Goku,''' ''Anime/DragonBallKai''

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-->-- '''Nappa, towards Goku,''' ''Anime/DragonBallKai''
''Anime/DragonBallZKai''



-->-- ''Anime/DragonBallKai''

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-->-- ''Anime/DragonBallKai''
''Anime/DragonBallZKai''
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->''"You disobeyed me, Max. And you know you what happens when you disobey me.'' '''I break things.''"

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->''"You disobeyed me, Max. And you know you what happens when you disobey me.'' '''I break things.''"'''"

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