Quotes: Dumbass Has a Point
Children and fools speak the truths that none others dare.
— Old Saying
: So, the mighty brain agrees with grunt! Heh, that's a first. Hakha
: Even a monkey will write William Shakespeare
, given enough time. Templar
: So you two agree on something, get over it. We attack the fire base, let's move out. Rico
: ... What the fuck is a Shakespeare?
Oh boy, you know something? This guy may be loopy, but I think he's got a point.
The words of a sage in the voice of a hick.
Mr. Pond had learned the last lesson of the wise man: that the fool is sometimes right.
How are we gonna figure out who has your credit card? Peter:
I got it, Brian. Smell my ass. Brian:
Smell my ass. It's where I keep my wallet. Get the scent and then find the guy that smells like me. Brian:
Peter, that's ridiculous. Peter: [shoves Brians face into his ass]
Come on, boy, get the scent! Brian:
Cut it out! That's disgusting. You're an idiot, you know that? Wait a minute. [sniffs]
Your wallet's over there.
The big question is, does he like you? Because if he doesn't like you this is all a moo point. Rachel:
Huh. A moo
Yeah. Like a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter. It's moo. Chandler:
Have I been living with him too long or did that just make sense?
Your stupidity is matched only by how incredibly
dumb you are. Does that look like an invisible sky castle? Fighter:
Sure, maybe. I've never seen one. Black Mage:
Can you imagine why? Beat Fighter:
Because they're quite rare? Black Mage:
I... You... Thief:
Technically, he's not wrong, you know. Black Mage:
But he should
Huh? Y-You guys think that's it!? I-I was kinda expecting you to ignore it as Chie being random again...
after voicing her thoughts on certain recent and mysterious events, Persona 4
"Turning around, Kakashi watched his students disappeared at the end of the street and wondered if Naruto
really didn't know the truth."
"For an ignorant dream, it was rather accurate."
— Be A Realist
, regarding Naruto (correctly) assuming and wanting to believe his parents are dead.
A fool must now and then be right by chance.
— William Cowper
Even a broken watch tells the right time twice a day.
The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.
Wertham hated Superman because he said that Superman
promoted fascism. He hated Batman
because he thought it involved homosexuality, and he hated Wonder Woman
because he thought she promoted sadomasochism. I guess in that case, two out of three is pretty good.
Alamo himself has an impressive criminal record, and a multitude of former cult members have leveled charges against him (particularly rape charges), including reports that he has had as many as seven “wives”, whom he married when they were still children....When his wife Susan died of cancer, Alamo tried to raise her from the dead by keeping her on display for six months with members of his “church” praying around it (the story actually gets a bit bizarre after that
). Apparently God wasn’t really forthcoming on that occasion... Soon after Alamo himself was arrested and being charged with multiple crimes involving child sexual abuse and transporting minors across state lines for those purposes. Alamo's response has simply been to declare that everything he has done is OK, since it was done in the Bible.
Which may be correct.
—Encyclopedia of Americans Loons on
American cult leader Tony Alamo