"Children and fools speak the truths that none others dare."
— Old Saying
Rico: So, the mighty brain agrees with grunt! Heh, that's a first.
Hakha: Even a monkey will write William Shakespeare, given enough time.
Templar: So you two agree on something, get over it. We attack the fire base, let's move out.
Rico: ... What the fuck is a Shakespeare?
"Oh boy, you know something? This guy may be loopy, but I think he's got a point."
— Marlon, Avenger Penguins
"The words of a sage in the voice of a hick."
— Mayor Ledger, Chaos Walking
"Mr. Pond had learned the last lesson of the wise man: that the fool is sometimes right."
— A Tall Tale: The Paradoxes of Mr. Pond, G. K. Chesterton
Brian: How are we gonna figure out who has your credit card?
Peter: I got it, Brian. Smell my ass.
Peter: Smell my ass. It's where I keep my wallet. Get the scent and then find the guy that smells like me.
Brian: Peter, that's ridiculous.
Peter: [shoves Brians face into his ass] Come on, boy, get the scent!
Brian: Cut it out! That's disgusting. You're an idiot, you know that? Wait a minute. [sniffs] Your wallet's over there.
Br'er Fox: That biggity old rabbit won't get away this time , no sir. We'll catch him sho'... i'll catch him sho'..
Br'er Bear: Dat's... dat's... dat's what you said the last time befo', and de time befo' dat and da- look, les' just knock his head clean off.
— Song of the South
Joey: The big question is, does he like you? Because if he doesn't like you this is all a moo point.
Rachel: Huh. A moo point?
Joey: Yeah. Like a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter. It's moo.
Chandler: Have I been living with him too long or did that just make sense?
Black Mage: Your stupidity is matched only by how incredibly dumb you are. Does that look like an invisible sky castle?
Fighter: Sure, maybe. I've never seen one.
Black Mage: Can you imagine why?
Fighter: Because they're quite rare?
Black Mage: I... You...
Thief: Technically, he's not wrong, you know.
Black Mage: But he should be.
'"Turning around, Kakashi watched his students disappeared at the end of the street and wondered if Naruto really didn't know the truth."
'"For an ignorant dream, it was rather accurate."
— Be A Realist, regarding Naruto (correctly) assuming and wanting to believe his parents are dead.
A fool must now and then be right by chance.
— William Cowper
Even a broken watch tells the right time twice a day.
"The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes."
"[Fredric] Wertham hated Superman because he said that Superman promoted fascism. He hated Batman because he thought it involved homosexuality, and he hated Wonder Woman because he thought she promoted sadomasochism. I guess in that case, two out of three is pretty good.