History Quotes / DumbassHasAPoint

4th Mar '18 10:06:40 PM wingedcatgirl
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4th Mar '18 10:06:21 PM wingedcatgirl
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->'''Black Mage''': You want us to flip upside-down because you think the Earth will flip with us and we'll gently touch down at the "apex" of our "fall".\\
'''Fighter''': No, we --\\
'''Black Mage''': -- mime like we're ''walking'' downstairs until we reach the ''ground'' floor?\\
'''Fighter''': No, all we have to --\\
'''Black Mage''' --do is hold our breath and ''float'' to the ground like four balloons?\\
'''Fighter''': That's good, but no. Me and Thief hold on to you and Red Mage, and then you guys cast Feather Fall!\\
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'''Thief''': Wait, that's not stupid.
-->-- ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''
22nd Feb '18 11:58:27 AM rikalous
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'''Jason:''' I was a member of a sixty-person dance crew in Jacksonville. We were called "Dance Dance Resolution: We Resolve to Dance". One day, Donkey Doug and I got into a fight, because I'd framed his girlfriend for boogie board theft. So he started a new dance crew called "Hashtag Doug Life" and immediately challenged us to a dance-off. He said "Meet us inside the abandoned orange juice factory at midnight." That night, as the clock struck twelve, me and my crew came together with a determination we had never shown before... and slashed all their tyres. It was dope. The end. By Jason Mendoza.\\

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'''Jason:''' I was a member of a sixty-person dance crew in Jacksonville. We were called "Dance Dance Resolution: We Resolve to Dance". One day, Donkey Doug and I got into a fight, because [[CallBack I'd framed his girlfriend for boogie board theft. theft.]] So he started a new dance crew called "Hashtag Doug Life" and immediately challenged us to a dance-off. He said "Meet us inside the abandoned orange juice factory at midnight." That night, as the clock struck twelve, me and my crew came together with a determination we had never shown before... and slashed all their tyres.tires. It was dope. The end. By Jason Mendoza.\\
11th Feb '18 1:52:09 PM JJHIL325
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->'''Amy''': [[ThirdPersonPerson It all comes down to this one penalty kick. Can the young woman break the glass ceiling and prove once and for all that a female can be just as good as an athlete than a male?]]\\
'''Knuckles''': You know, Amy, anytime someone calls attention to the breaking of gender roles, it ultimately undermines the concept of gender equality by implying that this is an exception and not the status quo. ''(Everyone stares in stunned silence)'' [[DefensiveWhat What?]] Just because I'm a meathead doesn't mean I'm not a feminist.

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->'''Amy''': [[ThirdPersonPerson It all comes down to this one penalty kick. Can the young woman break the glass ceiling and prove once and for all that a female can be just as good as an athlete than a male?]]\\
'''Knuckles''':
male]]?
->'''Knuckles''':
You know, Amy, anytime someone calls attention to the breaking of gender roles, it ultimately undermines the concept of gender equality by implying that this is an exception and not the status quo. ''(Everyone stares in stunned silence)'' [[DefensiveWhat What?]] Just because I'm a meathead doesn't mean I'm not a feminist.
11th Feb '18 1:51:05 PM JJHIL325
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->'''Amy''': [[ThirdPersonPerson It all comes down to this one penalty kick. Can the young woman break the glass ceiling and prove once and for all that a female can be just as good as an athlete than a male?]]\\
'''Knuckles''': You know, Amy, anytime someone calls attention to the breaking of gender roles, it ultimately undermines the concept of gender equality by implying that this is an exception and not the status quo. ''(Everyone stares in stunned silence)'' [[DefensiveWhat What?]] Just because I'm a meathead doesn't mean I'm not a feminist.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SonicBoom'', "Eggman's Anti-Gravity Ray"
20th Jan '18 2:26:17 PM nombretomado
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-->-- '''Mayor Ledger''', ''ChaosWalking''

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-->-- '''Mayor Ledger''', ''ChaosWalking''
''Literature/ChaosWalking''
4th Oct '17 1:20:14 PM Discar
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->'''Jason:''' You're saying a lot of words right now, and I only know some of them, like "rat", and "Jason", but, I know a little wisdom I can give you.\\
'''Michael:''' I know everything that happened in your life, and it was all stupid, so I, I highly doubt that.\\
'''Jason:''' I was a member of a sixty-person dance crew in Jacksonville. We were called "Dance Dance Resolution: We Resolve to Dance". One day, Donkey Doug and I got into a fight, because I'd framed his girlfriend for boogie board theft. So he started a new dance crew called "Hashtag Doug Life" and immediately challenged us to a dance-off. He said "Meet us inside the abandoned orange juice factory at midnight." That night, as the clock struck twelve, me and my crew came together with a determination we had never shown before... and slashed all their tyres. It was dope. The end. By Jason Mendoza.\\
'''Michael:''' You know, that inane story actually contains a bit of good advice. Thank you, Jason.
-->-- ''Series/TheGoodPlace''
1st Sep '17 6:44:23 AM Doug86
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->''"Cyclops suspects foul play. To be fair, Cyclops suspects foul play when they’re out of milk — [='=]''Curse these powers that have led a world that hates and fears us to [[{{Wangst}} deny us simple dairy products!]]''[='=] — but in this case, [[ProperlyParanoid he’s actually right.]]"''
-->--'''Chris Sims''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/the-x-men-episode-guide-4x15-xavier-remembers/ on]] ''WesternAnimation/{{X-Men}}, "Xavier Remembers"

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->''"Cyclops suspects foul play. To be fair, Cyclops suspects foul play when they’re they're out of milk — [='=]''Curse these powers that have led a world that hates and fears us to [[{{Wangst}} deny us simple dairy products!]]''[='=] — but in this case, [[ProperlyParanoid he’s he's actually right.]]"''
-->--'''Chris Sims''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/the-x-men-episode-guide-4x15-xavier-remembers/ on]] ''WesternAnimation/{{X-Men}}, ''WesternAnimation/XMen, "Xavier Remembers"



->''"Alamo himself has an impressive criminal record, and a multitude of former cult members have leveled charges against him (particularly rape charges), including reports that he has had as many as seven “wives”, whom he married when they were still children....When his wife Susan died of cancer, Alamo tried to raise her from the dead by keeping her on display for six months with members of his “church” praying around it (the story actually gets a bit bizarre [[WeirdnessMagnet after that]]). Apparently God wasn’t really forthcoming on that occasion... Soon after Alamo himself was arrested and being charged with multiple crimes involving child sexual abuse and transporting minors across state lines for those purposes. Alamo's response has simply been to declare that everything he has done is OK, since [[AsTheGoodBookSays it was done in the Bible.]] Which may be correct."''

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->''"Alamo himself has an impressive criminal record, and a multitude of former cult members have leveled charges against him (particularly rape charges), including reports that he has had as many as seven “wives”, whom he married when they were still children....When his wife Susan died of cancer, Alamo tried to raise her from the dead by keeping her on display for six months with members of his “church” praying around it (the story actually gets a bit bizarre [[WeirdnessMagnet after that]]). Apparently God wasn’t wasn't really forthcoming on that occasion... Soon after Alamo himself was arrested and being charged with multiple crimes involving child sexual abuse and transporting minors across state lines for those purposes. Alamo's response has simply been to declare that everything he has done is OK, since [[AsTheGoodBookSays it was done in the Bible.]] Which may be correct."''
25th Jul '17 11:50:40 AM StFan
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->'''Br'er Fox:''' That biggity old rabbit won't get away this time , no sir. We'll catch him sho'... i'll catch him sho'..\\
'''Br'er Bear:''' Dat's... dat's... [[TheGoodGuysAlwaysWin dat's what you said the last time befo', and de time befo' dat]] and da- [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim look, les' just knock his head clean off.]]
-->-- ''Disney/SongOfTheSouth''

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->'''Br'er Fox:''' That biggity old rabbit won't get away this time , no sir. We'll catch him sho'... i'll catch him sho'..sho'...\\
'''Br'er Bear:''' Dat's... dat's... [[TheGoodGuysAlwaysWin dat's what you said the last time befo', and de time befo' dat]] and da- da-- [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim look, les' just knock his head clean off.]]
-->-- ''Disney/SongOfTheSouth''
''Film/SongOfTheSouth''



'''Chandler:''' Have I been living with him too long or did that just make sense?\\
--''Series/{{Friends}}''

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'''Chandler:''' Have I been living with him too long or did that just make sense?\\
--''Series/{{Friends}}''
sense?
-->--''Series/{{Friends}}''



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-->--''[[Webcomic/EightBitTheater 8-Bit Theater]]''

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-->-- ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''
4th Jul '16 8:29:00 PM Adept
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-->-- '''A Tall Tale: The Paradoxes of Mr. Pond''', ''GKChesterton''

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-->-- '''A Tall Tale: The Paradoxes of Mr. Pond''', ''GKChesterton''
''Creator/GKChesterton''
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