Quotes / Do Not Adjust Your Set

"This is the voice of the Mysterons. We know you can hear us, Earth-men."

As if muted by fear, the discordant clamor of competing advertisements was reduced to a single voice loudcasting on all frequencies, including ringtones and street mimes.
Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space

"People of Earth, attention. This is a voice speaking to you from thousands of miles beyond your planet. Look to your sun for a warning."

"I love the Jokerís video, especially coming so quick on the heels of the comedy of the courtroom scene...itís exactly the sort of thing the Jokerís known for doing in the comics. Heís a theatrical villain, thereís always notes sent to newspapers in the Golden Age, or TV broadcasts (like in The Man Who Laughs) or websites (Soft Targets). He thrives on the fear that his announcements generate, as much as Batman thrives on the fear he instills in criminals."
Chris Sims, on The Dark Knight

"There is nothing wrong with your television. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are now controlling the transmission. We control the horizontal and the vertical. We can deluge you with a thousand channels or expand one single image to crystal clarity and beyond. We can shape your vision to anything our imagination can conceive."

"That does it! He's a frickin' nerd! Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee! Yeah, I think I'm better than Chuck Swirsky! Freakin' liberal... ooooooohhhhhh! (moans) Oh, Jesus!"
Some nutter in a Max Headroom mask

Bill Cosby: Do not adjust your tv sets! That was Rubber Ducky in English, Spanish, Hebrew, German, and French. How may I ask Is this possible? Well, It is possible! Because Sesame Street is the longest street in the world! It can be seen over 83 countries!

"Nothing is wrong with your television. Do not attempt to change the channel. Your regularly scheduled program will not be seen because I am controlling the transmission. I control the horizontal. I control the vertical. And those buttons on your remote that don't seem to do anything? I know what they're for! From this moment on, your television belongs to me—Control Freak!"
Control Freak, Teen Titans

"We'll have Dock Fifteen ready for..."
Then it happened!
The televisor went blank as an untuned wave of incredible power crowded onto it. Then the image of a man appeared.
"What the devil?" Sparks gasped.
The man on the screen was an extraordinary-looking individual. He seemed an Earthman, yet his tall, gaunt, black-clothed figure, his enormous bulging forehead and skull, and his hypnotically burning black eyes, gave to his aspect some indefinable but startling aura of the superman.
"Doctor Zorro calling the Solar System peoples," he rasped in a deep, harsh voice. "People of the nine worlds, I bring you warning of a dreadful peril!"
Captain Future and the Space Emperor, by Edmond Hamilton.


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