Quotes / Do Not Adjust Your Set

"This is the voice of the Mysterons. We know you can hear us, Earth-men."

As if muted by fear, the discordant clamor of competing advertisements was reduced to a single voice loudcasting on all frequencies, including ringtones and street mimes.
Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space

"People of Earth, attention. This is a voice speaking to you from thousands of miles beyond your planet. Look to your sun for a warning."

"I love the Jokerís video, especially coming so quick on the heels of the comedy of the courtroom scene...itís exactly the sort of thing the Jokerís known for doing in the comics. Heís a theatrical villain, thereís always notes sent to newspapers in the Golden Age, or TV broadcasts (like in The Man Who Laughs) or websites (Soft Targets). He thrives on the fear that his announcements generate, as much as Batman thrives on the fear he instills in criminals."
Chris Sims, on The Dark Knight

"There is nothing wrong with your television. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are now controlling the transmission. We control the horizontal and the vertical. We can deluge you with a thousand channels or expand one single image to crystal clarity and beyond. We can shape your vision to anything our imagination can conceive."

"That does it! He's a frickin' nerd! Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee! Yeah, I think I'm better than Chuck Swirsky! Freakin' liberal... ooooooohhhhhh! (moans) Oh, Jesus!"
Some nutter in a Max Headroom mask