History Quotes / DoNotAdjustYourSet

19th Nov '17 1:40:26 AM JackG
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->'''Master:''' Peoples of the universe, please attend carefully. The message that follows is vital to the future of you all. I offer you a simple choice: continued existence under my rulership, or total annihilation. If you desire continued existence, press 1. If total annihilation, press 2. [[ForInconveniencePressOne If you would like to hear amazing deals on tissue compression eliminators, please stay on the line.]]
->'''Doctor:''' Wow, you have surpassed yourself, Master.
->'''Master:''' Oh thank you, Doctor. I do try.
->'''Doctor:''' ...in that you have cooked up the most gloriously retarded plan I have ever heard. You do realise that that message [[ScienceFictionWritersHaveNoSenseOfScale will take thousands of light years before it even reaches another populated planet?]] You really haven't thought through this whole taking over the universe thing, have you?
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho: TheAbridgedSeries''
9th Oct '17 8:53:10 AM BuddyBoy600alt
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->'''Announcer:''' Creator/NickJr will not be seen today because of ''The Non-Stop Nicktoon Weekend''. But don't worry, Nick Jr. will return on Monday December, 1.
-->--From the 1997 American thanksgiving announcement when Creator/{{Nickelodeon}} had a bumper to inform preschoolers that Nickelodeon will not be doing Nick Jr. due to a special Nicktoon marathon weekend called ''The Non-Stop Nicktoon Weekend''.
8th Oct '17 2:25:18 AM JackG
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->''As if muted by fear, the discordant clamor of competing advertisements was reduced to a single voice loudcasting on all frequencies, including ringtones and street mimes.''

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->''As if muted by fear, the [[AdvertOverloadedFuture discordant clamor of competing advertisements advertisements]] was reduced to a single voice loudcasting on all frequencies, including ringtones and street mimes.''
25th Sep '17 1:58:49 AM StFan
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-->-- '''Miss Forbes''', ''WesternAnimation/TheFantasticFour'', "The Silver Surfer and the Return of Galactus"

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-->-- '''Miss Forbes''', ''WesternAnimation/TheFantasticFour'', ''WesternAnimation/{{The Fantastic Four|1967}}'', "The Silver Surfer and the Return of Galactus"
3rd Sep '17 10:46:11 PM Caswin
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->''"Poor Foo-Foo! I know you want to see your ''Lassie'' re-runs, but there's nothing on except [[SelfDemonstrating/DoctorDoom this tacky man covered in aluminum siding!]]"''
-->-- '''Miss Forbes''', ''WesternAnimation/TheFantasticFour'', "The Silver Surfer and the Return of Galactus"
13th Apr '17 3:25:41 AM JackG
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->''"Nothing is wrong with your television. Do not attempt to change the channel. Your regularly scheduled program will not be seen because I am controlling the transmission. I control the horizontal. I control the vertical. And those buttons on your remote that don't seem to do anything? I know what they're for! From this moment on, your television belongs to me- Control Freak!"''

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->''"Nothing is wrong with your television. Do not attempt to change the channel. Your regularly scheduled program will not be seen because I am controlling the transmission. I control the horizontal. I control the vertical. And those buttons on your remote that don't seem to do anything? I know what they're for! From this moment on, your television belongs to me- Control me--Control Freak!"''


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->"We'll have Dock Fifteen ready for..."
->''Then it happened!''
->The televisor went blank as an untuned wave of incredible power crowded onto it. Then the image of a man appeared.
->"What the devil?" Sparks gasped.
->The man on the screen was an extraordinary-looking individual. He seemed an Earthman, yet his tall, gaunt, black-clothed figure, his [[MyBrainIsBig enormous bulging forehead and skull]], and his hypnotically burning black eyes, gave to his aspect some indefinable but startling aura of the superman.
->"Doctor Zorro calling the Solar System peoples," he rasped in a deep, harsh voice. "People of the nine worlds, I bring you warning of a dreadful peril!"
-->-- ''Captain Future and the Space Emperor'', by Creator/EdmondHamilton.
7th Apr '17 6:31:17 PM BuddyBoy600alt
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->'''Bill Cosby:''' Do not adjust your tv sets! That was ''Rubber Ducky'' in English, Spanish, Hebrew, German, and French. How may I ask ''Is this possible?'' Well, It is possible! Because ''Series/SesameStreet'' is the longest street in the world! It can be seen over 83 countries!
-->-- [[Series/TheJimHensonHour Sesame Street: 20 Years and Still Counting]]
1st Apr '17 5:25:02 PM cybertoy0
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->''"Nothing is wrong with your television. Do not attempt to change the channel. Your regularly scheduled program will not be seen because I am controlling the transmission. I control the horizontal. I control the vertical. And those buttons on your remote that don't seem to do anything? I know what they're for! From this moment on, your television belongs to me- Control Freak!"

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->''"Nothing is wrong with your television. Do not attempt to change the channel. Your regularly scheduled program will not be seen because I am controlling the transmission. I control the horizontal. I control the vertical. And those buttons on your remote that don't seem to do anything? I know what they're for! From this moment on, your television belongs to me- Control Freak!"Freak!"''
1st Apr '17 5:24:39 PM cybertoy0
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->''"Nothing is wrong with your television. Do not attempt to change the channel. Your regularly scheduled program will not be seen because I am controlling the transmission. I control the horizontal. I control the vertical. And those buttons on your remote that don't seem to do anything? I know what they're for! From this moment on, your television belongs to me- Control Freak!"
-->-- '''Control Freak''', ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans''
10th Feb '17 8:23:39 AM nm3youtube
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->''"...he's a frickin' nerd! Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee! Yeah, I think I'm better than Chuck Swirsky! Freakin' liberal... ooooooohhhhhh! (moans) Oh, Jesus!"''

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->''"...he's ->''"That does it! He's a frickin' nerd! Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee! Yeah, I think I'm better than Chuck Swirsky! Freakin' liberal... ooooooohhhhhh! (moans) Oh, Jesus!"''
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