Put down that chainsaw and listen to me!
: So we both have a bunch of little plastic men, right? and we move them manually
. Then, when we fight, we roll dice and then do math
to figure out who hits who. But there are no actual battles, or explosions. We use our imaginations
like a couple of savages
. It sounds almost as fun as chewing used medical syringes. Lucas
: These guys here have Chainsaw swords
: This is the coolest game ever. Hurry up and figure out how to play so my little plastic dudes can chainsaw your little plastic dudes.
"As you prepare to leave the town, you- Uh, Lewis, are we boring you?"
"Nah, I was just thinking how Star Wars
might've been cooler if they had chain saws intead of light sabers."
Problems? Problems? There is no problem I cannot solve with this...
Make your swords become like things unto chainsaws.
"You're too big to fit in a plane so... I'm going to make you compact! It'll take no time at all!"
RRRRRRRNNGGGGGG DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH.
— Nexus War
, in-game description of the Chainsaw weapon
"Chainsaws historically have now probably been used more often against zombies in games than against wood in real life."
We're going to have to create a door. Anya:
Create a door? You can do that? Giles:
I can. *revs chainsaw*
"EVERY TUESDAY, EPIC MEAL TIME! Comin' at you with a chainsaw and a big pile o'meat! If you ain't down with that? THEN YOU AIN'T DOWN WITH COOKING!"
"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw."
I added the saws! Sprx:
You add saws to everything.
"All the birds love a scar."
— Eddie Hitler
, shortly before having his legs cut off with a chainsaw
"You'd be surprised how many of my transactions involve power tools."
Maybe the average young girl didn't speak of chainsaws in the same way, but Virginia felt that that was their loss. As fashion accessories they had the edge on nearly anything else, when it came to getting you a lot of attention. And respect.
"Oh, good. My dog found the chainsaw!"
: Bring me the Epidermal Tissue Disruptor! Wilbur
: THE EPIDERMAL WHAT?! (Nurse mice hoist up a chainsaw and rev it up) Wilder
: Oh no... no... no... NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
"Some people are born to use a chainsaw, others have chainsaws thrust upon them."
"Gotta love this job." *revs chainsaw*