History Quotes / ChainsawGood

5th May '16 12:25:41 AM AnotherEpicFail
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->You know, there's nothing like the feel of a chainsaw as it cuts right through to the soft part of the bone. The way the hard noise changes just slightly to a softer squishy sound. Aah, music to the ears...
-->--''TabletopGame/VampireTheMasquerade - D.C. By Night''
26th Apr '16 5:19:55 AM erforce
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->''Put down that chainsaw and listen to me!''
-->-- '''Music/WeirdAlYankovic''', ''"Dare to be Stupid"''

->''Billy solves his problems by [[MommasBoy calling up his mom]]\\
Heather solves her problems with [[WatchItStoned drugs and alcohol]]\\
Daniel solves his problems with [[FrivolousLawsuit a doctor and the law]]\\
But Malcolm's got his own way and it's better than them all\\
Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw\\
Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw\\
Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw\\
[[ViolenceReallyIsTheAnswer And he never has the same problem twice]]!''
-->-- '''Music/TheArrogantWorms''', ''Malcolm''

->'''[[Creator/BenCroshaw Yahtzee]]''': [[{{ComicBook/Doom}} Chainsaw, the great communicator!]]\\
'''Gabriel:''' My penis has teeth!
-->--'''''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dq20fqqZTqw Let's Drown Out]]''''' ''[[{{VideoGame/Doom}} Brutal Doom]]'' ({{Game mod}})

->'''Ethan''': So we both have a bunch of little plastic men, right? and we move them '''manually'''. Then, when we fight, we roll dice and then do '''math''' to figure out who hits who. But there are no actual battles, or explosions. We use our '''imaginations''' like a couple of '''savages'''. It sounds almost as fun as chewing used medical syringes.\\
'''Lucas''': These guys here have '''Chainsaw swords'''.\\
'''Ethan''': This is the coolest game ever. Hurry up and figure out how to play so my little plastic dudes can chainsaw your little plastic dudes.
-->-- ''[[http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20061101 Ctrl+Alt+Del]]'' on ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''

->''"[[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff100/fv00035.htm Beware the happy man with power tools.]]"''
-->-- '''Florence Ambrose''', ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}''

->''"[[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff100/fv00065.htm Never water balloon anyone who's carrying a chain saw."]]''
-->-- '''Helix''', ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}''

->"As you prepare to leave the town, you- Uh, Lewis, are we boring you?"
->"Nah, I was just thinking how ''StarWars'' might've been cooler if they had chain saws intead of light sabers."
->[[http://ffn.nodwick.com/?p=331 ''(everyone get the same absent look as him)'']]
-->-- ''Webcomic/FullFrontalNerdity''

->''"Oh. how stupid of me. [[http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=37&issue=5 That was the sound of chainsaw nunchucks.]]"''
-->-- '''Dr. [=McNinja=]''', ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja''

->''Problems? Problems? There is no problem I cannot solve with this...''
-->-- Attributed to '''Mad Chainsaw Johnson''', ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''

->''Make your swords become like things unto chainsaws.''
-->-- '''Glorious Chainsaw Method''', ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''

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->''Put down that chainsaw [[foldercontrol]]

[[folder:Anime
and listen to me!''
-->-- '''Music/WeirdAlYankovic''', ''"Dare to be Stupid"''

->''Billy solves his problems by [[MommasBoy calling up his mom]]\\
Heather solves her problems with [[WatchItStoned drugs and alcohol]]\\
Daniel solves his problems with [[FrivolousLawsuit a doctor and the law]]\\
But Malcolm's got his own way and it's better than them all\\
Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw\\
Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw\\
Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw\\
[[ViolenceReallyIsTheAnswer And he never has the same problem twice]]!''
-->-- '''Music/TheArrogantWorms''', ''Malcolm''

->'''[[Creator/BenCroshaw Yahtzee]]''': [[{{ComicBook/Doom}} Chainsaw, the great communicator!]]\\
'''Gabriel:''' My penis has teeth!
-->--'''''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dq20fqqZTqw Let's Drown Out]]''''' ''[[{{VideoGame/Doom}} Brutal Doom]]'' ({{Game mod}})

->'''Ethan''': So we both have a bunch of little plastic men, right? and we move them '''manually'''. Then, when we fight, we roll dice and then do '''math''' to figure out who hits who. But there are no actual battles, or explosions. We use our '''imaginations''' like a couple of '''savages'''. It sounds almost as fun as chewing used medical syringes.\\
'''Lucas''': These guys here have '''Chainsaw swords'''.\\
'''Ethan''': This is the coolest game ever. Hurry up and figure out how to play so my little plastic dudes can chainsaw your little plastic dudes.
-->-- ''[[http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20061101 Ctrl+Alt+Del]]'' on ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''

->''"[[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff100/fv00035.htm Beware the happy man with power tools.]]"''
-->-- '''Florence Ambrose''', ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}''

->''"[[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff100/fv00065.htm Never water balloon anyone who's carrying a chain saw."]]''
-->-- '''Helix''', ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}''

->"As you prepare to leave the town, you- Uh, Lewis, are we boring you?"
->"Nah, I was just thinking how ''StarWars'' might've been cooler if they had chain saws intead of light sabers."
->[[http://ffn.nodwick.com/?p=331 ''(everyone get the same absent look as him)'']]
-->-- ''Webcomic/FullFrontalNerdity''

->''"Oh. how stupid of me. [[http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=37&issue=5 That was the sound of chainsaw nunchucks.]]"''
-->-- '''Dr. [=McNinja=]''', ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja''

->''Problems? Problems? There is no problem I cannot solve with this...''
-->-- Attributed to '''Mad Chainsaw Johnson''', ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''

->''Make your swords become like things unto chainsaws.''
-->-- '''Glorious Chainsaw Method''', ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''
Manga]]



->''"A '''chainsaw'''? As if [[TemptingFate things weren't bad enough already!]]"''
-->-- '''Sheva Alomar''', ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil5''

->''RRRRRRRNNGGGGGG DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH.''
-->-- ''VideoGame/NexusWar'', in-game description of the Chainsaw weapon

-> ''"Chainsaws historically have now probably been used more often against zombies in games than against wood in real life."''
-->-- '''Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw,''' ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation,'' on ''VideoGame/Left4Dead2''

->'''Giles:''' We're going to have to create a door.\\
'''Anya:''' Create a door? You can do that?\\
'''Giles:''' I can. *revs chainsaw*
-->-- ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''

->''"'''EVERY TUESDAY, [[TitleDrop EPIC MEAL TIME]]!''' Comin' at you with a chainsaw and a big pile o'meat! If you ain't down with that? '''THEN YOU AIN'T DOWN WITH COOKING!'''"''
-->-- ''Harley Morenstein'', ''WebVideo/EpicMealTime''

to:

->''"A '''chainsaw'''? As if [[TemptingFate things weren't bad enough already!]]"''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Film - Animation]]

->''"Oh, good. My dog found the chainsaw!"''
-->-- '''Sheva Alomar''', ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil5''

->''RRRRRRRNNGGGGGG DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH.''
-->-- ''VideoGame/NexusWar'', in-game description of
'''Lilo Pelekai''', ''Disney/LiloAndStitch''

->'''Mouse Doctor''': Bring me
the Chainsaw weapon

-> ''"Chainsaws historically have now probably been used more often against zombies in games than against wood in real life."''
-->-- '''Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw,''' ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation,'' on ''VideoGame/Left4Dead2''

->'''Giles:''' We're going to have to create a door.\\
'''Anya:''' Create a door? You can do that?\\
'''Giles:''' I can. *revs chainsaw*
-->-- ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''

->''"'''EVERY TUESDAY, [[TitleDrop EPIC MEAL TIME]]!''' Comin' at you with
Epidermal Tissue Disruptor!\\
'''Wilbur''': [[OhCrap THE]] [[ParrotExpowhat EPIDERMAL]] ''[[BigWhat WHAT?!]]''\\
''(Nurse mice hoist up
a chainsaw and a big pile o'meat! If you ain't down with that? '''THEN YOU AIN'T DOWN WITH COOKING!'''"''
rev it up)''\\
'''Wilder''': Oh no... no... no... [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!]]
-->-- ''Harley Morenstein'', ''WebVideo/EpicMealTime''
''Disney/TheRescuersDownUnder''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Film - Live-Action]]

->''"Suck my spinning steel, shithead!"''
-->-- '''Derek''', ''Film/BadTaste''



->'''Otto:''' I added the saws!\\
'''Sprx:''' You add saws to everything.
-->-- ''SuperRobotMonkeyTeamHyperforceGo''

to:

->'''Otto:''' I added the saws!\\
'''Sprx:''' You add saws to everything.
->''"I love this saw! This saw's a part of me, and I'm gonna make it a part of you!"''
-->-- ''SuperRobotMonkeyTeamHyperforceGo''
'''Buzzsaw''', ''Film/TheRunningMan''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Literature]]

->''Maybe the average young girl didn't speak of chainsaws in the same way, but Virginia felt that that was their loss. As fashion accessories they had the edge on nearly anything else, when it came to getting you a lot of attention. And respect.''
-->-- ''[[Literature/RatsBatsAndVats The Rats, the Bats and the Ugly]]''

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[[folder:Live-Action Television]]



->''"Oh, Rico. Chainsaw's {{your answer to everything}}!"''
-->-- '''Private''', ''WesternAnimation/ThePenguinsOfMadagascar'', "I Was A Penguin Zombie"

->''"You'd be surprised how many of my transactions involve power tools."''
-->-- '''Kenzi''', ''Series/LostGirl''

to:

->''"Oh, Rico. Chainsaw's {{your answer ->'''Giles:''' We're going to everything}}!"''
have to create a door.\\
'''Anya:''' Create a door? You can do that?\\
'''Giles:''' I can. *revs chainsaw*
-->-- '''Private''', ''WesternAnimation/ThePenguinsOfMadagascar'', "I Was A Penguin Zombie"

->''"You'd be surprised how many of my transactions involve power tools."''
''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''

->''"Gotta love this job." *revs chainsaw*''
-->-- '''Kenzi''', ''Series/LostGirl''
'''Stella Bonasera''', ''Series/{{CSINY}}''



->''Maybe the average young girl didn't speak of chainsaws in the same way, but Virginia felt that that was their loss. As fashion accessories they had the edge on nearly anything else, when it came to getting you a lot of attention. And respect.''
-->-- ''[[Literature/RatsBatsAndVats The Rats, the Bats and the Ugly]]''

->''"Oh, good. My dog found the chainsaw!"''
-->-- '''Lilo Pelekai''', ''Disney/LiloAndStitch''

->'''Mouse Doctor''': Bring me the Epidermal Tissue Disruptor!\\
'''Wilbur''': [[OhCrap THE]] [[ParrotExpowhat EPIDERMAL]] ''[[BigWhat WHAT?!]]''\\
''(Nurse mice hoist up a chainsaw and rev it up)''\\
'''Wilder''': Oh no... no... no... [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!]]
-->-- ''[[Disney/TheRescuers The Rescuers Down Under]]''

to:

->''Maybe ->''"You'd be surprised how many of my transactions involve power tools."''
-->-- '''Kenzi''', ''Series/LostGirl''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Music]]

->''Billy solves his problems by [[MommasBoy calling up his mom]]\\
Heather solves her problems with [[WatchItStoned drugs and alcohol]]\\
Daniel solves his problems with [[FrivolousLawsuit a doctor and
the average young girl didn't speak of chainsaws in law]]\\
But Malcolm's got his own way and it's better than them all\\
Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw\\
Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw\\
Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw\\
[[ViolenceReallyIsTheAnswer And he never has
the same way, but Virginia felt problem twice]]!''
-->-- '''Music/TheArrogantWorms''', "Malcolm"

->''Put down
that that was their loss. As fashion accessories they had the edge on nearly anything else, when it came chainsaw and listen to getting you a lot of attention. And respect.me!''
-->-- '''Music/WeirdAlYankovic''', "Dare to be Stupid"

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Tabletop Games]]

->''Problems? Problems? There is no problem I cannot solve with this...
''
-->-- ''[[Literature/RatsBatsAndVats The Rats, the Bats and the Ugly]]''

->''"Oh, good. My dog found the chainsaw!"''
Attributed to '''Mad Chainsaw Johnson''', ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Video Games]]

->''"A chainsaw! Find some meat!"''
-->-- '''Lilo Pelekai''', ''Disney/LiloAndStitch''

->'''Mouse Doctor''': Bring me the Epidermal Tissue Disruptor!\\
'''Wilbur''': [[OhCrap THE]] [[ParrotExpowhat EPIDERMAL]] ''[[BigWhat WHAT?!]]''\\
''(Nurse mice hoist up a chainsaw and rev it up)''\\
'''Wilder''': Oh no... no... no... [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!]]
-->-- ''[[Disney/TheRescuers The Rescuers Down Under]]''
''VideoGame/{{Doom}}''



->''"Gotta love this job." *revs chainsaw*''
-->-- '''Stella Bonasera''', ''{{Series/CSINY}}''

->''"I love this saw! This saw's a part of me, and I'm gonna make it a part of you!"''
-->-- '''Buzzsaw''', ''Film/TheRunningMan''

->''"Suck my spinning steel, shithead!"''
-->-- '''Derek''', ''Film/BadTaste''

->''"A chainsaw! Find some meat!"''
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Doom}}''

to:

->''"Gotta love this job." *revs chainsaw*''
->''RRRRRRRNNGGGGGG DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH.''
-->-- '''Stella Bonasera''', ''{{Series/CSINY}}''

->''"I love this saw! This saw's a part
''VideoGame/NexusWar'', in-game description of me, and I'm gonna make it a part of you!"''
-->-- '''Buzzsaw''', ''Film/TheRunningMan''

->''"Suck my spinning steel, shithead!"''
-->-- '''Derek''', ''Film/BadTaste''

the Chainsaw weapon

->''"A chainsaw! Find some meat!"''
'''chainsaw'''? As if [[TemptingFate things weren't bad enough already!]]"''
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Doom}}''
'''Sheva Alomar''', ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil5''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Original]]

->''"'''EVERY TUESDAY, [[TitleDrop EPIC MEAL TIME]]!''' Comin' at you with a chainsaw and a big pile o'meat! If you ain't down with that? '''THEN YOU AIN'T DOWN WITH COOKING!'''"''
-->-- ''Harley Morenstein'', ''WebVideo/EpicMealTime''

->'''[[Creator/BenCroshaw Yahtzee]]''': [[{{ComicBook/Doom}} Chainsaw, the great communicator!]]\\
'''Gabriel:''' My penis has teeth!
-->-- '''''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dq20fqqZTqw Let's Drown Out]]''''' ''[[{{VideoGame/Doom}} Brutal Doom]]'' ({{Game mod}})

-> ''"Chainsaws historically have now probably been used more often against zombies in games than against wood in real life."''
-->-- '''Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw,''' ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation,'' on ''VideoGame/Left4Dead2''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Webcomics]]

->''Make your swords become like things unto chainsaws.''
-->-- '''Glorious Chainsaw Method''', ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''

->''"Oh. how stupid of me. [[http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=37&issue=5 That was the sound of chainsaw nunchucks.]]"''
-->-- '''Dr. [=McNinja=]''', ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja''

->'''Ethan''': So we both have a bunch of little plastic men, right? and we move them '''manually'''. Then, when we fight, we roll dice and then do '''math''' to figure out who hits who. But there are no actual battles, or explosions. We use our '''imaginations''' like a couple of '''savages'''. It sounds almost as fun as chewing used medical syringes.\\
'''Lucas''': These guys here have '''Chainsaw swords'''.\\
'''Ethan''': This is the coolest game ever. Hurry up and figure out how to play so my little plastic dudes can chainsaw your little plastic dudes.
-->-- ''Webcomic/CtrlAltDel'' [[http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20061101 on]] ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''

->''"[[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff100/fv00035.htm Beware the happy man with power tools.]]"''
-->-- '''Florence Ambrose''', ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}''

->''"[[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff100/fv00065.htm Never water balloon anyone who's carrying a chain saw."]]''
-->-- '''Helix''', ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}''

->''"As you prepare to leave the town, you- Uh, Lewis, are we boring you?"''
->''"Nah, I was just thinking how ''StarWars'' might've been cooler if they had chain saws intead of light sabers."''
->[[http://ffn.nodwick.com/?p=331 ''(everyone get the same absent look as him)'']]
-->-- ''Webcomic/FullFrontalNerdity''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Western Animation]]

->''"Oh, Rico. Chainsaw's {{your answer to everything}}!"''
-->-- '''Private''', ''WesternAnimation/ThePenguinsOfMadagascar'', "I Was A Penguin Zombie"

->'''Otto:''' I added the saws!\\
'''Sprx:''' You add saws to everything.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SuperRobotMonkeyTeamHyperforceGo''

[[/folder]]
16th Jan '16 7:33:03 PM RisefromYourGrave
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-->-- '''Private,''' ''WesternAnimation/ThePenguinsOfMadagascar'', "I Was A Penguin Zombie"

to:

-->-- '''Private,''' '''Private''', ''WesternAnimation/ThePenguinsOfMadagascar'', "I Was A Penguin Zombie"



-->-- ''Disney/LiloAndStitch''

to:

-->-- '''Lilo Pelekai''', ''Disney/LiloAndStitch''



-->-- '''Ash''', ''VideoGame/EvilDeadAFistfulOfBoomstick''

to:

-->-- '''Ash''', '''Ash Williams''', ''VideoGame/EvilDeadAFistfulOfBoomstick''
3rd Nov '15 7:11:49 PM xxbiasonxxx
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->''"A chainsaw! Find some meat!"''
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Doom}}''
25th May '15 4:39:21 AM erforce
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-->-- '''Private,''' ''ThePenguinsOfMadagascar'', "I Was A Penguin Zombie"

to:

-->-- '''Private,''' ''ThePenguinsOfMadagascar'', ''WesternAnimation/ThePenguinsOfMadagascar'', "I Was A Penguin Zombie"



-->-- ''ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia''

to:

-->-- ''ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia''
''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia''


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->''"Suck my spinning steel, shithead!"''
-->-- '''Derek''', ''Film/BadTaste''
11th Mar '15 10:11:20 AM bisonx
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->''"I love this saw! This saw's a part of me, and I'm gonna make it a part of you!"''
-->-- '''Buzzsaw''', ''Film/TheRunningMan''
26th Dec '14 9:50:17 AM Antigone3
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-->-- ''FullFrontalNerdity''

to:

-->-- ''FullFrontalNerdity''
''Webcomic/FullFrontalNerdity''
6th Oct '14 8:34:07 PM VoidKnightsc
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->''"Gotta love this job." *revs chainsaw*''
-->-- '''Stella Bonasera''', ''{{Series/CSINY}}''
29th Jul '14 11:20:27 AM spd
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->[[http://nodwick.humor.gamespy.com/ffn/index.php?date=2009-02-25 ''(everyone get the same absent look as him)'']]

to:

->[[http://nodwick.humor.gamespy.com/ffn/index.php?date=2009-02-25 ->[[http://ffn.nodwick.com/?p=331 ''(everyone get the same absent look as him)'']]
25th May '14 5:35:22 PM johnnyfog
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->'''Ethan''': So we both have a bunch of little plastic men, right? and we move them '''manually'''. Then, when we fight, we roll dice and then do '''math''' to figure out who hits who. But there are no actual battles, or explosions. We use our '''imaginations''' like a couple of '''savages'''. It sounds almost as fun as chewing used medical syringes.\\
'''Lucas''': These guys here have '''Chainsaw swords'''.\\
'''Ethan''': This is the coolest game ever. Hurry up and figure out how to play so my little plastic dudes can chainsaw your little plastic dudes.
-->-- ''[[http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20061101 Ctrl+Alt+Del]]'' on ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''

->''"[[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff100/fv00035.htm Beware the happy man with power tools.]]"''
-->-- '''Florence Ambrose''', ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}''

->''"[[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff100/fv00065.htm Never water balloon anyone who's carrying a chain saw."]]''
-->-- '''Helix''', ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}''

->"As you prepare to leave the town, you- Uh, Lewis, are we boring you?"
->"Nah, I was just thinking how ''StarWars'' might've been cooler if they had chain saws intead of light sabers."
->[[http://nodwick.humor.gamespy.com/ffn/index.php?date=2009-02-25 ''(everyone get the same absent look as him)'']]
-->-- ''FullFrontalNerdity''



->''Billy solves his problems by [[MommasBoy calling up his mom]]\\
Heather solves her problems with [[WatchItStoned drugs and alcohol]]\\
Daniel solves his problems with [[FrivolousLawsuit a doctor and the law]]\\
But Malcolm's got his own way and it's better than them all\\
Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw\\
Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw\\
Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw\\
[[ViolenceReallyIsTheAnswer And he never has the same problem twice]]!''
-->-- '''Music/TheArrogantWorms''', ''Malcolm''

->'''[[Creator/BenCroshaw Yahtzee]]''': [[{{ComicBook/Doom}} Chainsaw, the great communicator!]]\\
'''Gabriel:''' My penis has teeth!
-->--'''''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dq20fqqZTqw Let's Drown Out]]''''' ''[[{{VideoGame/Doom}} Brutal Doom]]'' ({{Game mod}})

->'''Ethan''': So we both have a bunch of little plastic men, right? and we move them '''manually'''. Then, when we fight, we roll dice and then do '''math''' to figure out who hits who. But there are no actual battles, or explosions. We use our '''imaginations''' like a couple of '''savages'''. It sounds almost as fun as chewing used medical syringes.\\
'''Lucas''': These guys here have '''Chainsaw swords'''.\\
'''Ethan''': This is the coolest game ever. Hurry up and figure out how to play so my little plastic dudes can chainsaw your little plastic dudes.
-->-- ''[[http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20061101 Ctrl+Alt+Del]]'' on ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''

->''"[[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff100/fv00035.htm Beware the happy man with power tools.]]"''
-->-- '''Florence Ambrose''', ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}''

->''"[[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff100/fv00065.htm Never water balloon anyone who's carrying a chain saw."]]''
-->-- '''Helix''', ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}''

->"As you prepare to leave the town, you- Uh, Lewis, are we boring you?"
->"Nah, I was just thinking how ''StarWars'' might've been cooler if they had chain saws intead of light sabers."
->[[http://nodwick.humor.gamespy.com/ffn/index.php?date=2009-02-25 ''(everyone get the same absent look as him)'']]
-->-- ''FullFrontalNerdity''



->''Billy solves his problems by [[MommasBoy calling up his mom]]\\
Heather solves her problems with [[WatchItStoned drugs and alcohol]]\\
Daniel solves his problems with [[FrivolousLawsuit a doctor and the law]]\\
But Malcolm's got his own way and it's better than them all\\
Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw\\
Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw\\
Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw\\
[[ViolenceReallyIsTheAnswer And he never has the same problem twice]]!''
-->-- '''Music/TheArrogantWorms''', ''Malcolm''
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