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"HE WILL BITE YOUR FACE OFF AND KILL YOUR DOGS AND CHOP YOUR HEAD OPEN AND YOU WON'T GIVE A FUCK BECAUSE - LOOK HOW ADORABLE HIS LITTLE GLOVES ARE!"
— Internet meme, referring to Rorschach, of all people.
"Sorry, but Satan says you need more color!"
— A giggling Raven, after decking Honey Whitlock, Cecil B. Demented.
"I'm cute as a button, but don't let that fool you. I'll kick the living snot out of you! I'll make you say uncle! I'll make you say uncle! Yaaay!"
— Ruby, Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
GC: DONT PR3T3ND YOU D1DNT 3NJOY GO1NG 4ROUND K1LL1NG TH1NGS GC: 4ND TH4T YOU WOULDNT 3NJOY K1LL1NG 4 WHOL3 LOT MOR3 GC: PR4NC1NG 4ROUND W1TH YOUR L1TTL3 S1CKL3 B31NG 4LL 4DOR4BL3 CG: YEAH RIGHT. CG: MORE LIKE... CG: ADORABLOODTHIRSTY. CG: I'M PRANCING AROUND BEING THAT, OK? — Terezi "gallowsCalibrator" Pyrope and Karkat "carcinoGeneticist" Vantas, Homestuck
"He's the Super Tuff Pink Puff!"
— Kirby Super Star Ultra ad
"He shouldn't be allowed to be that cute and that strong. It's not fair."
— Mei Sakura on Negi Springfield, Mahou Sensei Negima!
"You attack a kitty cat, he fights! One day old and they're looking for some shit!"
"Let's see how cute I am after I strangle you with your own intestines."
— Rocket Raccoon, Ultimate Marvel VS Capcom 3
"We ponies may be pretty, and appreciate rainbows and butterflies... but make no mistake, we are no push-overs!"
—-Pinkie Pie, This  My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic promo
"... I have a shotgun."
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