Quotes: Badass Adorable

"HE WILL BITE YOUR FACE OFF AND KILL YOUR DOGS AND CHOP YOUR HEAD OPEN AND YOU WON'T GIVE A FUCK BECAUSE - LOOK HOW ADORABLE HIS LITTLE GLOVES ARE!"
— Internet meme, referring to Rorschach, of all people.

"Sorry, but Satan says you need more color!"
— A giggling Raven, after decking Honey Whitlock, Cecil B. Demented.

"I'm cute as a button, but don't let that fool you. I'll kick the living snot out of you! I'll make you say uncle! I'll make you say uncle! Yaaay!"
Ruby, Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo

GC: DONT PR3T3ND YOU D1DNT 3NJOY GO1NG 4ROUND K1LL1NG TH1NGS
GC: 4ND TH4T YOU WOULDNT 3NJOY K1LL1NG 4 WHOL3 LOT MOR3
GC: PR4NC1NG 4ROUND W1TH YOUR L1TTL3 S1CKL3 B31NG 4LL 4DOR4BL3

CG: YEAH RIGHT.
CG: MORE LIKE...
CG: ADORABLOODTHIRSTY.
CG: I'M PRANCING AROUND BEING THAT, OK?
Terezi "gallowsCalibrator" Pyrope and Karkat "carcinoGeneticist" Vantas, Homestuck

"He's the Super Tuff Pink Puff!"

"You attack a kitty cat, he fights! One day old and they're looking for some shit!"

"Let's see how cute I am after I strangle you with your own intestines."
Rocket Raccoon, Ultimate Marvel VS Capcom 3

"We ponies may be pretty, and appreciate rainbows and butterflies... but make no mistake, we are no push-overs!"

"... I have a shotgun."

"You don't have to look tough to be tough."

"That damned capo... Firo, or whatever his name was... Who could have expected such a cute face to ever be capable of such horrifying cruelty?"
Graham Spectre, Baccano!! 1931 - Another Junk Railroad

"Whoaa, you're so cuuute! OHH! Maybe not, maybe not!"

They see you as small and helpless
They see you as just a child
Surprise when they find out
That a warrior will soon run wild
RWBY, main theme

Creation of Illegal Technology, Murder, and Excessive Adorability: $820,000,000,000