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A lawyer is a learned gentleman who rescues your estate from your enemies and keeps it himself.
— Henry Brougham
I would be loath to speak ill of any person who I do not know deserves it, but I am afraid he is an attorney.
It's okay. I'm used to the callous attitude mortals have towards vampires. I'm used to wandering the earth - reviled, hunted, hated. That's why I became a lawyer.
— Alan Decker, She-Wolf of London
Frankly I think if the Devil himself were to walk this earth, he'd need representation.
— Jilly Kitzinger, Torchwood: Miracle Day
Look for the blood in the water,
read your Thomas Hobbes,
only spineless snobs
will quarrel with the morally dubious jobs.
Yes, blood in the water;
your scruples are a flaw.
You're nothing until
the thrill of the kill
becomes your only law!
— Prof. Callahan, Legally Blonde: The Musical
"Going gets tough, you don't want a criminal lawyer. You want a criminal lawyer, know what I mean?"
— Jesse on Saul Goodman, Breaking Bad.
"What do lawyers and sperm have in common? One in fifty million have a chance to become a human being."
— Stephen Fry, QI
"What were you thinking?! People could have died! Before billable services were rendered!"
— Harvey, Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
Holtz: "You said you work for the law." Lilah Morgan: "No, I didn't. I said I'm a lawyer. I don't care about the law." — Angel, "Lullaby"
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