History Quotes / AmoralAttorney

29th Jun '16 5:19:02 PM Ripburger
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->You saw Roy Cohn testify, you saw that face, star of the magazine covers. I suggest to you that when you looked at that face, you were looking at the face of very real evil.
-->--People's summation the case of ''People v. Dupont''
16th Jan '16 9:52:06 PM Kirayoshi
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->Wait, you were a demon ''and'' a lawyer? Insert joke here.\\

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->Wait, you were a demon ''and'' a lawyer? lawyer? Insert joke here.\\
16th Jan '16 9:51:50 PM Kirayoshi
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->Wait, you were a demon ''and'' a lawyer? Insert joke here.\\
-->-- '''Paige Halliwell''', ''Series/{{Charmed}}''
29th Nov '15 7:32:29 PM namingway
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->'''Jessica''': And you're repping who?\\
'''Jeri''': The dancer, of course.\\
'''Jessica''': The poor, brain-damaged dancer. ''And?''\\
'''Jeri''': ...Other parties interested in Spheeris' property.\\
'''Jessica''': Phew. I questioned my whole worldview for a second there.
-->--'''[[Series/JessicaJones2015 Jessica Jones]]''', "Ladies' Night"
5th Sep '15 4:44:29 PM hamza678
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-->--Monroeville resident '''[[http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2015/02/friends_say_harper_lee_was_man.html Janet Sawyer]]''' on the ''ToKillAMockingbird'' sequel

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-->--Monroeville resident '''[[http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2015/02/friends_say_harper_lee_was_man.html Janet Sawyer]]''' on the ''ToKillAMockingbird'' ''Literature/ToKillAMockingbird'' sequel
29th Aug '15 2:37:34 AM JetpackPercy
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-->-- '''''[[https://tellygunge.wordpress.com/2012/03/03/dhp-episode-7-the-crinkley-bottom-by-election/ Davina's House Party, Episode 7]]'''''

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-->-- '''''[[https://tellygunge.wordpress.com/2012/03/03/dhp-episode-7-the-crinkley-bottom-by-election/ Davina's House Party, Episode 7]]'''''
7]]''''' [[spoiler:At the end, she doesn't [[CoveredInGunge 'win']] the vote.]]
8th May '15 4:25:19 PM johnnyfog
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->''"What is on Kobe's mind? Going to Colorado, around all these white people, and'' not ''bringing Johnnie Cochran? Well then they say,'' "well if you hire Johnnie Cochran, you're going to look guilty."'' Yeah, but you going'' '''home!''' ''You want to look innocent in jail?"''
-->--'''Creator/ChrisRock''' on Kobe Bryant

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5th May '15 2:50:45 AM jormis29
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->A lawyer so badass he has actual pseudo-villain nicknames of his own, such as '[[MagnificentBastard The Brilliant Bastard]]' and, no kidding, 'Devil's Advocate.' His clients have included Klaus Barbie, Carlos the Jackal, the Serbian dictator Slobodan Milosevic and the dude who used to lead the Khmer Rouge... recently, he was pretty much the only man in existence who wanted anything to do with defending [[SaddamHussein Saddam]], and went down on record by saying he'd totally have defended Hitler if given the chance.\\\

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->A lawyer so badass he has actual pseudo-villain nicknames of his own, such as '[[MagnificentBastard The Brilliant Bastard]]' and, no kidding, 'Devil's Advocate.' His clients have included Klaus Barbie, Carlos the Jackal, the Serbian dictator Slobodan Milosevic and the dude who used to lead the Khmer Rouge... recently, he was pretty much the only man in existence who wanted anything to do with defending [[SaddamHussein Saddam]], UsefulNotes/{{Saddam|Hussein}}, and went down on record by saying he'd totally have defended Hitler if given the chance.\\\
14th Mar '15 8:34:19 PM johnnyfog
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->'''Henry:''' "If you need a shark, hire a great white."\\

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->'''Henry:''' ->'''Henry Reagan:''' "If you need a shark, hire a great white."\\



->Nice to have you here, Miriam”, welcomed Davina. “Although I fear you may be doubly unpopular tonight. Not only are you married to a politician, but you’re also a lawyer!” The audience booed.

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->Nice ->"Nice to have you here, Miriam”, welcomed Davina. “Although I fear you may be doubly unpopular tonight. Not only are you married to a politician, but you’re also a lawyer!” The audience booed.
14th Mar '15 8:33:24 PM johnnyfog
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->You're personally invested in your client. Their live is in your hands. [[BaitAndSwitch Both pass, trust me.]]

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->You're personally invested in your client. Their live life is in your hands. [[BaitAndSwitch [[ItGetsEasier Both pass, trust me.]]
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