Quotes: Added Alliterative Appeal
: Well dudes and dudettes, it took some totally tubular time-travelling travails and tribulations, but we've finally returned all the artifacts to the important historical figures! Dad
: You know Chet, all this aforementioned alliteration is absolutely arbitrary! ...arduous? Atrocious! Asinine! Ace
: How about academically awesome! Dad
: Adoption! (picks up phone) Operator? Orphanage please.
"Nah. Just making sure the Diamond Dogs didn't decide a night raid was a good idea. Huh. These guys are easy to alliterate with."
"Excuse me?!? Ditching a diamond for a dumb disguise makes you dumber than it!"
Noah: But why bother stocking the lake with sharks? Wouldn’t it have been a lot less labor to just let a luckless leaper live with the likelihood of leaving the land of the living as a light lunch for those allegedly legendarily large Leech Lake lampreys? Oh, silly me, it’s not like they’re actually real, LOL.
Izzy (with a wink):
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ike to l
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ine as well
as anyone, but just because this is supposed to be a kid’s show doesn’t mean we need to turn it into a Dr. Seuss
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ive through the ‘l
ife in the bal
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ap up the l
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ast, ‘cause I’ll l
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ong as you l
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iter-off, but we’re on a schedul
: But what about us atheists? Why should we have to listen to that sectarian turmoil? Wife
: You're a lapsed atheist, dear. Man
: The principle's the same! The Mohammedans don't come around here waving bells at us! We don't get Buddhists playing bagpipes in our bathrooms! Or Hindus harmonizing in the halls! The Shintoists don't come around shattering sheet glass in the shithouse, shouting slogans and— Wife
: Alright! Don't practice your alliteration on me!
and Terry Jones
in Monty Python
's "Bells" sketch
Burnie: Are you seriously suggesting, sir, something sinister-sounding, circumstancially surrounding some scissors?!
Geoff: ...Could you say that again?
Could you not