History Quotes / AddedAlliterativeAppeal

-->-- '''Greg Owen''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCzX5N14cWk "Why Modern Movies Suck: They Have No Themes"]]

->''"Why am I '''p'''erfectly nit'''p'''icking this '''p'''iece when the '''p'''oet '''p'''urposely '''p'''ut '''p'''oor '''p'''unctuation in his '''p'''oems?! ...[[SubvertedRhymeEveryOccassion PTERODACTYL]]!"''

->''"Why am I perfectly nitpicking this piece when the poet purposely put poor punctuation in his poems...PTERODACTYL!"''
-->-- '''James''', ''WebAnimation/TheOdd1sOut''

-> '''Blanche:'''Oh shut up! Just shut up you babbling, bubble-headed, bleached-blonde…\\
'''Sophia:'''Baboon.\\

-->-- ''Series/TheGoldenGirls'', "[[Recap/TheGoldenGirlsS6E22WhatADifferenceADateMakes What a Difference a Date Makes]]"

->'''Chet:''' Well dudes and dudettes, it took some totally tubular time-travelling travails and tribulations, but we've finally returned all the artifacts to the important historical figures!\\
'''Dad:''' You know Chet, all this aforementioned alliteration is absolutely arbitrary! ...arduous? Atrocious! Asinine!\\
'''Ace:''' How about ''academically awesome!''\\
'''Dad:''' Adoption! ''(picks up phone)'' Operator? Orphanage please.
-->-- '''WebVideo/AwesomeVideoGames''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlVBHPgruUk Mario's Time Machine!]]''

-> ''"Nah. Just making sure the Diamond Dogs didn't decide a night raid was a good idea. Huh. These guys are easy to alliterate with."''
-->-- '''Noble Six''', ''Roleplay/WeAreOurAdventuringAvatars''

-> ''"Excuse me?!? Ditching a diamond for a dumb disguise makes you dumber than it!"''

->'''Evey:''' Who are you?
->'''V:''' 'Who'? 'Who' is but the '''f'''orm '''f'''ollowing the '''f'''unction of 'what', and ''what'' I am is a '''m'''an in a '''m'''ask.
-->-- ''Film/VForVendetta''

->'''Outrageous Lemon:''' Lemon Lace... '''''Laceration!'''''\\
'''Outrageous Apple:''' Awesome Apple... '''''Ollie!'''''\\
'''Undine:''' Ah... they're ''that'' kind of team...\\
'''Outrageous Lime:''' Lime... '''''Home Run!'''''\\
'''Undine:''' That one didn't have alliteration...
-->-- ''Webcomic/SleeplessDomain''

-->-- Alliteration "duel" from ''FanFic/TheLegendOfTotalDramaIsland'' (boldface added)

->'''Man:''' But what about us atheists? Why should we have to listen to that sectarian turmoil?\\
'''Wife:''' You're a lapsed atheist, dear.\\
'''Man:''' The principle's the same! The Mohammedans don't come around here waving bells at us! We don't get Buddhists playing bagpipes in our bathrooms! Or Hindus harmonizing in the halls! The Shintoists don't come around shattering sheet glass in the shithouse, shouting slogans and--\\
'''Wife''': ''Alright!'' [[LampshadeHanging Don't practice your alliteration on me!]]
-->-- '''Michael Palin''' and '''Terry Jones''' in Creator/MontyPython's "Bells" sketch

->'''Burnie:''' Are you '''s'''eriously '''s'''uggesting, '''s'''ir, '''s'''omething '''s'''inister-'''s'''ounding, '''c'''ircumstancially '''s'''urrounding '''s'''ome '''s'''cissors?!\\
'''Geoff:''' ...Could you say that again?\\
'''Gus:''' Could you ''not'' encourage him?
-->-- '''Burnie Burns''', ''Creator/RoosterTeeth'', [[WebVideo/RoosterTeethShorts Scissors]]


->BAM! TO BEHOLD, A PUBLIC BULLETIN BOARD, BUILT OF BOTH BRILLIANCE AND BARBARITY BY BASTARDS WITH BONERS. THIS BASTION, NO MERE BULWARK OF BOREDOM, IS A BRUTAL BARRAGE OF BLISTERING BULLSHIT, BARELY BENEVOLENT... BUT BEHIND THE BIGOTRY AND BOOBS, BEYOND THE BITTER BROADCASTS OF BRAGGING BUFFOONS: HERE BE THE BODY POLITIC. A BROTHERHOOD OF BLASPHEMY, BLESSED WITH MORE BALLS THAN BRAINS, BATTLING THE BLAND, THE BOGUS, THE BENIGN. BEDLAM? BRING IT ON. BUT I BABBLE... BETTER TO BE BRIEF. YOU MAY CALL ME /b/.
-->-- '''4chan''' pays homage.

->''"'''S'''ickly, '''s'''inful, '''s'''pectacles '''s'''tand, '''s'''huffle, '''s'''hamble and '''s'''aunter '''s'''hamelessly in mine '''s'''candalized '''s'''ight! I '''s'''uggest a '''s'''olution... '''S'''urely '''s'''uch '''s'''edition '''s'''hould '''s'''our and '''s'''uccumb to '''S'''igvald - the '''s'''alacious, '''s'''candalous and '''s'''ensational '''s'''ervant of '''S'''laanesh! '''S'''on of '''S'''uccubi, '''s'''cion of '''s'''ordid acts and '''s'''layer of '''s'''qualid '''s'''erfs!\\\
'''S'''ee how I '''s'''troll, '''s'''tride, '''s'''wagger and '''s'''wirl, '''s'''pin, and '''s'''lash and '''s'''tab at '''s'''tupid, '''s'''enseless '''s'''cum! '''S'''oon they '''s'''hall '''s'''woon, '''s'''hall '''s'''eek '''s'''olace and death from '''s'''undry torments wrought on them by my '''s'''trategic, '''s'''evering, '''s'''cintillating '''s'''hower of '''s'''himmering '''s'''trikes!\\\
'''S'''end for the '''s'''word - '''s'''ummon '''S'''liverslash!"''
-->-- '''[[TheFightingNarcissist Sigvald]] {{the Magnificent}}''', ''VideoGame/TotalWarWarhammer''

->''"Are you clever enough to catch the cunning culprit? Or will you be deliciously deceived? [[LampshadeHanging Alliteration is awesome]]."''
-->-- '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQvTu1BKfxQ The Murder Narrator]]''', ''Series/StudioC''

->God wants a '''re'''lationship, not a '''re'''ligion. He '''re'''veals the '''re'''cord of my wrongs. And I '''re'''cognize my need for him, and I '''re'''pent, and then I '''re'''joice! because Jesus came to '''re'''concile us to God. And whoever '''re'''ceives him is '''re'''scued! and '''re'''surrected when he dies. And He shall give us the RE and we shall become [=ERs=]. We will be broth'''er'''s and sist'''er'''. Hop'''er'''s and believ'''er'''s. Lov'''er'''s and. . . fight'''er'''s. We will '''re'''ceive our eternal '''re'''ward. And all that was lost, shall be '''re'''stored! in his et'''er'''nal '''re'''alm.
-->-- Not exactly alliteration, but deserves a special mention. See the full clip here https://www.godvine.com/reimagine-gods-favorite-letters-re--7825.html

->Delighting as it is that the drought is dying down, doing VideoGame/{{Destiny}} drained your debonair delegate. Dominant developers delay for a dogs age, then deliver a desperately drab discharge and dare to describe it as the due destination for depictions of destruction. Dammit, I don't desire to designate devotion to drudges as dull as dishwater so I'm declaring a downloadables day derived directly from discovering VideoGame/{{D4}}: Dark Dreams Don't Die!
-->-- ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''

->'''Jago:''' You mean to say the celestial Chang was involved in all these Machiavellian machinations?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Yes, up to his [[GotMeDoingIt epicanthic eyebrows]].
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Recap/DoctorWhoS14E6TheTalonsOfWengChiang The Talons of Weng-Chiang]]"

->'''Stor:''' I am Commander Stor, of the Sontaran Special Space Service.\\
'''The Doctor:''' The SSSS. Isn't that carrying alliteration a little far?
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS15E6TheInvasionOfTime The Invasion of Time]]"

->Pitiful people prepare, plead plentifully plentiful platitude phenomenal patriot pounds, poundingly perverse puppets; pulping, pleasantly, putrid pasties.
-->-- '''Krieg''', ''VideoGame/Borderlands2''

->Bringing up the very back of the list is the M M C; the Massive Miserable Cucumber, identified in the Hunter's Journal as the Massive Moss Charger. But as mortifying as that moniker may come across, this monumentally malformed clump poses only a marginally minor concern to your journey. This mangled miscarriage of calamity may use his macho-magnified chaparral to mask Mean-mannered Conceit, but much to my chagrin, this turns out to be a very misleading measure of his competence. Literally just stand in one spot, and make mincemeat of this cornball, making it majorly clear that this meandering Mesozoic cactus is but a meager match for your cutlass. To make my conclusion, murdering this moronic carapace isn't the most miraculous conquest, but after you've finished mopping the mat with this cretin, you can finally move on to something much more challenging.
-->-- ''Rusty the Superforge on the [[VideoGame/HollowKnight Massive Moss Charger]]'', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TASsX99Asew Hey, Let's Rank the Hollow Knight Bosses Again]]''

->'''Buzz:''' Kitteh, we have gained access to Lemon's domain of degenerate debauchery.\\
'''Kitteh:''' Easy on the hyperbole, buddy. It's just a bunch of hippie stuff.\\
'''Buzz:''' It's a lascivious lair of laziness and languor.\\
'''Kitteh:''' Alright, Shakespeare, enough.
-->-- ''VideoGame/GibbousACthulhuAdventure''

->Why am I perfectly nitpicking this piece when the poet purposely put poor punctuation in his poems...PTERODACTYL!
-->-- '''James''', ''WebAnimation/TheOdd1sOut''

->''"Man is a machine that manufactures manure."''
-->-- '''Val''', ''Film/ChildrenShouldntPlayWithDeadThings''

->''"'When waked, we walked where willows wail, whose withered windings won't wassail.' It's poetry because of W's and shit."''
-->-- '''Sera''', ''VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition''

->'''Henry:''' Nonsense. Duck would never do that. We engines have our differences, but we never talk about them to the trucks. That would be dis... dis...\\
'''Gordon:''' Disgraceful!\\
'''James:''' Disgusting!\\
'''Henry:''' Despicable!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/ThomasAndFriends,'' "Dirty Work"

->''"Great big globs of greasy, grimy, gopher guts!"''
-->-- '''Carl Spackler''', ''Film/{{Caddyshack}}''

->''"My fiery fingers of frustrating flame force foes to fumble, fall, and fail!"''
-->-- '''Shaitan the Advisor''', ''VideoGame/RealmOfTheMadGod''

->From fires in Frankfurt to monsoons in Mumbai to villains victimizing Venezuela and other alliterative disasters, the teen heroes are there to help. This means the scale of the adventure is always large, since it's doubtful the team will pop in on Reno to rein in ruinous robbers... sorry, couldn't help myself.
-->-- ''TabletopGame/MutantsAndMasterminds'' supplement ''Hero High'' (3rd edition)

->There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets!
-->-- '''Music/HalfManHalfBiscuit''', "National Shite Day"

->''"Deckin' dicey devil-dealing douches dead, that's a D6!"''
-->-- '''Oogie Boogie''', ''WebVideo/FreshyKanal'', "King Dice vs. Oogie Boogie"

->'''Creator/KennethWilliams''': It was noble - a pageant of history. A '''c'''avalcade of '''c'''ontemporary '''c'''omment!
->'''Creator/BarbaraWindsor''': A '''c'''olossal '''C'''''arry On'' '''c'''ockup!
-->-- ''Film/ThatsCarryOn''

->''"Australia: The land of opportunity. '''B'''ig '''b'''londe '''b'''lokes with '''b'''ulging '''b'''iceps on '''B'''ondi '''B'''each. '''B'''etter than '''b'''onkin' '''b'''lokes with '''b'''ad '''b'''reath in '''B'''illericay."''
-->-- '''Sharon Theodopolopodous''', ''Series/BirdsOfAFeather'', "[[Recap/BirdsOfAFeatherS2E12OldFriends Old Friends]]"

->''"Gentle-mants, please. Might I propose a proposition to your perplexing and ponderous peanut problem?"''
-->-- '''Wander''', ''WesternAnimation/WanderOverYonder'', "The Fugitives"

->'''Thomas:''' I'm so excited, my firebox is fizzing!\\
'''Percy:''' And my boiler is bubbling!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/ThomasAndFriends'', "The Biggest Present of All"

-->-- '''The Narrator''', ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls1998'', "Buttercrush"

->''"You know the drill! Deliver, or the diva ditches your dippy charity!"''
-->-- '''Svengallop''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic"'', "The Mane Attraction"

->'''Marjoribanks''': Leave it to me, sir. I'll '''p'''ick a '''p'''anel '''p'''roperly to '''p'''ro-and-con the '''p'''ulchritude, with '''p'''robity and '''p'''recision.
->'''Captain Crowther''': You do that. ({{Beat}}) Eh?
->'''Marjoribanks''': Vivid eh? And alliterative. Rather good I must say...
-->-- ''Film/CarryOnCruising'' DeletedScene

->''A pilgrim wanting a pin or a pistol, a cucumber or a camel, a house or a horse, a loan or a lentil, a date or a dragoman, a melon or a man, a dove or a donkey, has only to inquire for the article at the Joppa Gate.''
-->--''Literature/BenHur or a tale of the Christ''

-->--'''Edward''' and '''Gordon''', ''WesternAnimation/ThomasAndFriends'', "Edward Strikes Out"

->'''V:''' 'Who'? 'Who' is but the '''f'''orm '''f'''ollowing the '''f'''unction of 'what,' and ''what'' I am is a '''m'''an in a '''m'''ask.

->'''V:''' 'Who'? 'Who' is but the '''f'''orm '''f'''ollowing the '''f'''unction of ''what,'' and ''what'' I am is a '''m'''an in a '''m'''ask.