Podcast: The Hidden Almanac

Welcome to the Hidden Almanac. I'm Reverend Mord. Today is September 13th, 2013.

The Hidden Almanac is a podcast created and written by Ursula Vernon and produced by Kevin Sonney. According to her blog, Ursula Vernon came the idea after hearing too many people describe Welcome to Night Vale as "H.P. Lovecraft meets A Prairie Home Companion" and started wondering what would have happened if Lovecraft had met Garrison Keillor's other radio show, The Writer's Almanac, instead.

Each five-minute episode follows a set format: After introducing the program and announcing the date, Reverend Mord recounts a couple of events that occurred on the same day in history, profiles a saint whose feast day it is, and offers some seasonal gardening tips. All of these might at any moment take a sudden turn into the uncanny, despite which Reverend Mord will narrate all of them in the same calm, matter-of-fact voice. At the end of each episode, Reverend Mord reads a couple of sponsors' messages, then signs off.

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The Hidden Almanac provides examples of:

  • Brotherhood of Funny Hats: The Ancient Order of Bull-Moose Men.
  • Buffy Speak: Apparently working up a miracle involves "wogitating thingies." If the thingies won't wogitate, cash may be required instead.
  • Christmas Creep: One episode is sponsored by Suzie's Seasonal Assassins, an organization devoted to discouraging perpetrators of Christmas Creep with extreme prejudice.
  • City with No Name: Many of the historical events occurred in "the city", the name of which Reverend Mord apparently expects his listeners to know without being told. The country in which it is set likewise remains unnamed.
  • Dissonant Serenity: Reverend Mord maintains the same calm, soothing tones no matter how weird the subject under discussion becomes.
  • Eldritch Abomination: Corvus-Wrax, god of the crows. Also, the horrible many-mouthed plague god that a cult tries to feed the interns to.
  • Everyone Hates Mimes: Mimes have been banned within city limits since the Great Mime Uprising of 1893, and there are rumors of an underground Mime cult. (Whether the Uprising itself was inspired by prior mistreatment is unknown; apparently the ringleaders never said what their motivation was.)
  • Executive Meddling: In-Universe. A story arc covers the station executive's attempts to modify the show's format, including "all country and western", a talk-show with Pastor Drom, and switching the music to smooth jazz. Mord is unimpressed.
    "I have been told to be 'groovy', Drom. I do not DO 'groovy'."
  • Faking the Dead: Possibly the case with the pirate Ribbon Jack, who "was never allowed to make a public statement and was hanged while wearing a hood. Autopsies indicated that the notorious pirate may actually have been an eighty-five pound bag of seaweed." On the other hand, it has to be said that an animate bag of seaweed with piratical proclivities would fit right in with some of the other historical figures mentioned in the series.
  • Foil: On occasion, Reverend Mord is substituted by Pastor Drom, who, as her name implies, is pretty much his opposite in every way. The only thing they seem to have in common is a fondness for gardening, though her interest seems to be primarily pharmacological.
  • Heroic Sacrifice: When the interns are kidnapped by a cult that wants to sacrifice them to a plague god, Mord throws himself on it so Drom can get them away. He comes through okay, though.
  • It Makes Sense in Context: An excerpt from The Book of the Gear regarding Heinrich's cooking proclivities seems absurd, but is entirely appropriate within the book as a whole.
  • Jigsaw Puzzle Plot: Most of the historical events are one-offs, but some of them are recognizably pieces of the same jigsaw puzzle. Among the more obvious are the anniversaries of the Hateful Decrees, and the milestone-by-milestone history of the Spice Wars.
  • Literal Metaphor: The library slogan "Get lost in a book" gets interpreted in the most disturbing way in subsequent episodes.
  • Not So Stoic: The normally deadpan Reverend Mord becomes audibly frustrated when dealing with the antics of Pastor Drom. He is also displeased by the advent of a cat living in the garden, eating songbirds. Very. Displeased.
    • He is even more displeased by the temporal-warp-induced discovery that Drom is going to be a saint.
  • Parody Commercial: The sponsors' messages at the end of each episode.
  • Production Throwback:
  • Rags to Royalty: One episode ends with a message of thanks and farewell to Sheila the Intern, who has been discovered to be the lost heir to a distant empire.
  • Running Gag:
    • Sponsors' messages that respond to the previous episode's sponsor's message.
    • Events that had no witnesses, or which otherwise occurred in circumstances such that it's not clear how Reverend Mord knows so precisely what happened.
    • In an early episode, the gardening section discussed zucchini, and the danger of ending up with more than you know what to do with. Several episodes over the next few weeks returned to the subject of Things To Do With All That Zucchini.
    • The dangers of getting lost in a book.
  • Seen It All: The Prominent Citizens of Echo Harbor are typically unfazed by strange occurrences, usually shrugging them off or at most remarking them as unseasonal.
  • The Stoic: Mord. His measured deadpan is unaffected by corporate shenanigans, interference by eldritch abominations, or, on one occasion, being set on fire. Although he has a few Berserk Buttons, mostly with regard to disrespect for his garden, he addresses them with barely a change in tone.
  • Suspiciously Specific Denial: "This episode is sponsored by the Silent Night Club, which is absolutely not a front for the underground Mime Cult."
  • Talking to Plants: Played with in one of the gardening tips, which notes that the flavor of horseradish is related to stress, and thus recommends that to really enhance the flavor you should be mean and insulting to the plant.
  • The Verse: We get enough references to shared cultures and historical events that it's apparent this takes place in the future of the same world as Digger, Gearworld, and Black Dogs.
  • Too Spicy for Yog Sothoth: Mord. The plague god starts rattling off what saint's feast day it is after it swallows him, and then he pops up whole and unharmed, apart from being emotionally shaken.
  • Totem Pole Trench: The tale of a much-admired socialite who cut a swathe through high society before being unmasked as sixteen crows wearing a trenchcoat.
  • Town with a Dark Secret: Echo Harbor seems to be a hotbed of cult activity and ritual sacrifice.
  • Trademark Favorite Food: George the crow loves Cheetos. His ornithological advocate insists he should eat special crow food instead, but neither George nor Mord is particularly impressed.
  • True Art Is Incomprehensible: In-universe, the Modern Peculiar Art Movement, whose proponents and their exploits are often given notice.
  • Try to Fit THAT on a Business Card!: Her Imperial Majesty Queen Raganthoth IV, Ruler of the Glass Wastes and Protector of the Coriander Isles.
  • Voice of the Legion: The many-mouthed plague god that a cult almost sacrifices the interns to does this. So does Mord, after he survives being swallowed by it. But only when he's angry.
  • World of Weirdness: The setting of the podcast, an impression conveyed not only by the events Reverend Mord describes, but implicitly by the matter-of-fact way in which he describes them. (And occasionally more explicitly; an account of an incident in which a man spontaneously transformed into a cloud of butterflies features the phrase "Spontaneous butterfly explosions were nearly unknown at that time".)

That's the Hidden Almanac for September 13th, 2013. Be safe, and stay out of trouble.