Sequential Symptom Syndrome
...and I got all the symptoms, count 'em 1, 2, 3.
Sequential Symptom Syndrome
is a gag in which one character (usually a doctor, but not always) describes the effects of a disease or a poison while someone else (usually another character who happens to be close by) experiences those same symptoms in exactly the sequence the first character is describing. If reciting symptoms causes
a person to experience them, it might be Induced Hypochondria
Usually Played for Laughs
. When it's not, it can get very close to being Nightmare Fuel
and the Five Stages of Grief
are often handled in a similar manner. Often a Diagnosis from Dr. Badass
Anime and Manga
- In Full Metal Panic? Fumoffu Sousuke describes the effects of the trap he set, as we also see the coach who set them off experiencing the symptoms.
- This happens in Cerebus the Aardvark. In this case, the main character was conning someone into believing they had a plague, so the symptoms were largely psychosomatic.
- In one story from Cattivik our anti-hero spends the whole story suffering the infernal and disgusting symptoms of a virus as soon as the medic on television mentions them. He eventually tries to stop them by swallowing a whole truck of medicines, but it backfires horribly as the virus had exhausted his life cycle anyway.
- Bullshot. After an attempt by the dastardly Otto von Bruno to bump him off with a poisonous spider, Bullshot is giving a Patriotic Fervor speech during which he turns green and starts enunciating rather oddly.
Ranting, hysteria, delusions of grandeur, constant saluting (Bullshot starts saluting)
, green complexion, all the usual things. The most tell-tale symptom is... swelling of the extremities!
Bullshot: Damn! My tailor always did make my sleeves too tight! (sleeves bulge and wristwatch goes flying)
Rosemary: That spider did bite you, didn't it?
Rosemary: But its bite is fatal. It would kill the average man in seconds!
- In Dune, Feyd-Rautha is well known for describing the effects of the poisons he uses in the arena, though not on screen.
- Matthew Reilly uses this to introduce his fictional bio-weapon in Area 7. It mostly results in liquefaction of internal organs — in sequence.
- In Assassin's Apprentice, part of the Realm of the Elderlings collection, Prince Rurisk is poisoned whilst talking about poison. When the poison takes effect, Fitz and Kettricken believe he is pretending to be poisoned in order to emphasise his point.
- In the third Blackadder series episode "Nob and Nobility", the Scarlet Pimpernel unknowingly takes a suicide pill intended for someone else and explains the symptoms induced by it, oblivious to the fact that he's exhibiting each of them as he describes them.
- One of the few surviving fragments of Broaden Your Mind (a precursor of The Goodies) has Graeme Garden's character (presenting a programme) listing symptoms, while Tim Brooke-Taylor's character (watching it) experiences them.
- Star Trek: The Next Generation - "Realm of Fear": Barclay has the computer read the symptoms of "transporter psychosis" and acts out the symptoms as he hears them. Somewhat justified as the character is a hypochondriac, though he actually has been suffering some of the symptoms described (such as excessive thirst and tingling in the extremities) but not some of the others. After the computer readout, he constantly tries to examine himself for the symptoms he hasn't yet suffered (such as vision problems). It turns out his problems are not transporter psychosis, but a different phenomenon that nonetheless did happen during transit in the transporter.
- Star Trek: Voyager. In "Living Witness" a historian has written the crew of Voyager as evil. In his holodeck simulation, the Doctor tortures a man by injecting him with a fatal chemical, with a To the Pain description of the symptoms, such as the fact that his brain will start dissolving.
- In one episode of House, House uses this to prove that the sick passengers on a plane who were thought to be suffering from a deadly outbreak of meningitis (which started when one passenger exhibited real symptoms of a meningitis-like illness) in fact are simply under the effects of mass hysteria and psychosomatic illness. He announces that the original sick passenger did indeed have meningitis and that they may be infected if they have any of a long list of symptoms, including the nonexistent symptom "trembling in the left hand." Cue a planeful of suddenly shaking hands.
- Joanna experiences this on Green Wing when Harriet rattles off a list of symptoms of pregnancy.
- In The Nanny episode "Ode to Barbara Joan", Fran was explaining how kids deal with disappointment:
They're not going to tell their father when they're dying inside. They give off signals. They act morose. (C.C. is moping outside)
Sometimes they even have fits of anger. (She smashes a pot)
And, finally, if they're despondent enough, they might even be driven to acts of violence. (She stomps on Niles's foot, which had been causing him agony from corns) And that concludes today's audio/visual demonstration
- A non-disease-related example. There's a song performed on Hello Cheeky which kicks off with "How'd ya like to squirt me with a soda seltzer, baby? How'd ya like to hit me with a pie?" and gets gradually messier from there. It's performed twice — the first time, it's just the song. The second time, the singer is attacked with what he sings about after every verse.
- In the Community episode "Epidemiology", the group hides from the zombie partygoers in the study room. Rich, the doctor, tries to hide the fact that he's been bitten and details the symptoms of the contagion. He's already displaying some of the symptoms he mentions, then adds one last one: slurred speech...with slurred speech.
- In The Changeling, a tragedy by Thomas Middleton, a drug used to test virginity causes certain symptoms, which are first seen in a serving maid and then faked by her mistress for the latter's fiance.
- Bullshot Crummond. After a Poisoned Chalice Switcheroo, Bullshot lists the effects of the knockout drug he's slipped into Count Otto von Bruno's drink.
You want to curse me von Bruno you can curse me now, for I have slipped you a deuced large Mickey Finn. You will shortly feel the effects. To begin with a crippling pain in your stomach. (Otto feels his stomach in alarm)
Followed by slurred speeshhhh (breaks off into incoherence and keels over unconscious)
- Two consecutive Wapsi Square strips involve a doctor telling Heather about a specific symptom of a concussion, and Shelly experiencing that symptom off screen.
- In The Simpsons — the episode where Homer eats fugu and thinks he's going to die — Homer experiences the five stages of grief as quickly as Doctor Hibbert can recite them.
- In Disney's The Sword in the Stone Merlin describes the effects of malignalitaloptereosis to Madame Mim, who experiences this first-hand.
- Bugs Bunny, describing the effects of Rabbititis in Hare Tonic Hare.
- Bugs does it twice in that episode- first to Elmer Fudd, then to the audience.
- In one episode of The Mask the common cold turns out to be the only thing that can kill the Mask. The symptoms are actually numbered from one to seven, and serve as a sort of countdown to doom.
- Chowder experiences the effects of eating a raw Puckerberry as Mung lists them.
- The Boondocks - The Fried Chicken Flu episode has Huey explaining to Jasmine the symptoms of the eponymous disease while Tom suffers the effects of salmonella poisoning, having eaten tainted Buffalo Wings.
- On Rocket Power, Reggie and Otto get the "Fiji flu" from Sam. The doctor describes a few of the symptoms being a high-pitched voice and irritability. As expected, they undergo both.
- After trying to hide it for several decades, Prof. Hubert Farnsworth finally confesses to his employees in the Futurama episode "The Tip of the Zoidberg" that he long ago contracted an illness known as Tritonian Hypermalaria. Amy reveals that she recognizes the disease as "the one that causes fever, insanity, spasms, coma and death", with Farnsworth acting out each symptom as it's said (save for death, which instead a Beat followed by "Yes, you moron!")
- Happens to Helga in an episode of Hey Arnold!. She looks up the symptoms of monkeynucleosis, a long-debunked disease, and is relieved when she finds out she only has the first symptom. Then, when the book slips from her hands, she realizes she has the second symptom, sweaty palms, and starts to notice the others showing up in sequence. Of course, since the disease isn't real, all of the new symptoms she notices are purely psychosomatic.
- The "Ice Station Impossible!" episode of The Venture Bros. features the Goliath Serum, a drug that turn the recipient into a living bomb. As Brock and the boys watch a filmstrip describing the serum, Hank obliviously displays the symptoms of the first two stages.
- In King of the Hill when Nancy reads the symptoms of rabies to Dale after getting raccoon scratches. There's chills ("I'm cold, Nancy... so cold." "You're in your underwear, Shug."), sore throat ([puffs cigarette smoke] "My throat's on fire!"), diarrhea ("Go on."), and anxious and fearful of things with no clear reason ("ahh!!... Nancy, I think I have rabies!").