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"Spies hide guns like squirrels hide acorns. You never know when you'll need a weapon or where you'll be when you need it."
People like to be prepared. Some people like to be Crazy-Prepared
. Some are Properly Paranoid
If your life is filled with hitmen, supervillains and other unwelcome guests you really don't want to be caught unprepared. You keep your favorite gun in a desk drawer in your home office, but you're not sure you can get to it in time if you are caught in the kitchen. So you keep another gun taped behind the fridge. And maybe just for kicks you keep another gun hidden under the garden gnome in your front yard.
And it may not always be a gun. Duct tape is handy no matter the situation.
Keep some in your car, office and work bench.
Although like Crazy-Prepared
, if you have too many of these "just in case" supply caches you will likely get a few strange reactions.
, Pillow Pistol
, Book Safe
and Wall of Weapons
. See also Survivalist Stash
and Emergency Stash
- In Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex, the Major is shown to have a large weapon stash on the under side of an underwear drawer at one of her safehouses.
- In Darker Than Black: Ryuusei no Gemini, Hei is shown to have a spare coat, mask and set of knives hidden under the floor boards of an abandoned house.
- Being Crazy-Prepared, Batman does this too, though within the house, he's more inclined to have ordinary objects that just "happen" to be usable as weapons lying about. In an issue of Trinity, Bruce Wayne is attacked in the small woods he has on his estate, and is no more than 30 yards from a fake tree with a full set of Bat-gear inside. (The attackers were non-human monsters, so he wasn't worried about exposing his Secret Identity.)
- Batman is also known for having another set of Batman gear at the Wayne Enterprises building.
- Post-Knightfall he goes so far as to set up a dozen duplicate Batcaves all over Gotham, each stocked with everything from a backup database to spare vehicles. The actual locations vary as required by the plot, but it's usually accepted that one of them is somewhere under Arkham, which is a major plot point in Batman: Arkham Asylum.
- The Silver Age Lex Luthor used to be Crazy-Prepared in this way for escaping prison (but only for that, not for defeating Superman). At the very least, he would have a stash of equipment hidden (say, in a fake tree) outside every prison he might get sent to (he was also portrayed as something of an escape artist, so getting outside the prison walls usually wasn't a problem). In some cases, he would however go to the length of actually placing henchmen (or possibly hench androids) in the prison general population, just to ensure that he would have access to the few components needed for his getaway gadget (teleporter, disintegration beam, etc.) that he couldn't pilfer from an ordinary alarm clock or radio, should he ever happen to be sent to that particular prison.
- Kind of played for laughs in The Punisher (2004) movie. Frank was fighting the hitman known as "The Russian" and Frank would grab certain weapons he had hidden around his apartment, but would systematically be either shrugged off or totally neutralized by the hitman. The look on Frank's face when the Russian smashes his revolver with a dumbbell is priceless.
- The Terminator movies usually feature a large supply of weapons because Sarah is expecting a war. The second movie had them buried in the desert and the third movie had them hidden in a mausoleum, her own mausoleum.
- In Men In Black II with Jay and Kay separated from MIB headquarters, they went to an apartment Kay apparently used to live in to stock up on alien weaponry in a hidden room.
- In Mr. & Mrs. Smith, both protagonists have a hidden cache of weapons in the house - his is under the garage floor, hers is hidden below the oven in the kitchen. Neither of them know of the other's cache.
- The main character of RED has a supply cache of money and fake identification hidden under the concrete in his basement, which he accesses by smashing the floor with a sledge hammer.
- In The Road Warrior, Max keeps a sheathed knife hidden under his car, next to the switch that disarms the explosives guarding his gas tank. The Gyro Captain anticipates this and Max doesn't get the chance to use it.
- The Expendables had Barney and Ying in Barney's classic truck when they are suddenly attacked by an old teammate and some rival mercenaries who were looking for revenge for a recent job. Not only was Barney's truck almost completely bulletproof, he had several guns (including a submachine gun) hidden in specific compartments so they stood a fighting chance.
- The final act of The Dark Knight Rises involves Bruce/Batman going to his various supply depots around Gotham to get the ordinance necessary to defeat Bane and his followers. This is after Bane managed to find his primary armory of the "defunct" Wayne R&D warehouse, which gave them some military vehicles very similar to the Tumbler Batman used in the previous movies.
- The Transporter. Frank's Friend on the Force helps him escape from the police station so he can take on the bad guys. He offers Frank his snub-nosed revolver, then changes his mind when Frank wordlessly shows him an assault rifle and hand grenades he's got stashed on his boat.
- A rather charming example in John Wyndham's 1950s alien-invasion novel The Kraken Wakes: the narrator Mike learns that his wife's "hobby" of bricklaying was cover for her bricking up a cellar-full of food supplies in case of disaster. "Did you really think that someone like me would be doing all that bricklaying just for fun?"
- Z for Zachariah has protagonist Ann Burden hide supplies in a cave, in case she needs to hide from the man who's found her valley a year after nuclear war destroys most of the world. Turns out to be a good thing she did, too.
- In Fablehaven, we meet Civia, one of five Barrier Maidens that keeps a prison full of demons from opening. She's immortal and has lived for thousands of years, and has always lived like she was the only thing keeping the prison from opening. When the heroes arrive to take her away to a safe house, she immediately directs them a stash of weapons, survival clothing, and vehicles. According to her, it's one of many.
Civia: I have identities all over the globe. I'm fluent in thirty languages, passable in thirty more. I set traps. I keep motorcycles, watercraft, even helicopters hidden away. I have access to billions of dollars. I'm at my physical peak, and I'm an expert at altering my look. My job is to stay alive, and I take it very seriously.
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer:
- Giles stashes his weapons in the library's book cage. He has a another cache hidden in his apartment ("These are his good weapons).
- Buffy keeps her gear hidden in a false-bottom chest under her bed.
- Psych- Shawn, Gus and Henry are returning home when they see someone in the living room from the front yard. Henry immediately reaches into the birdhouse and pulls out a stun gun.
- In another episode, the bad guy was trying to frame Lassiter for killing a criminal already handcuffed and the final confrontation took place at Lassiter's apartment. The bad guy told him that he took the liberty of removing all of the various side-arms Lassiter kept in the apartment, but forgot the one in the candy bowl. And possibly the shower.
- Burn Notice- In one episode Michael let a supposed bureaucrat into his apartment only to find out the guy was a hitman. Michael's narration explained that you can't be absolutely sure of every variable, but he wanted to have the meeting in his apartment because he had home field advantage. Michael reached under the sink and pulled out a gun he had taped there.
- In another episode, he heard someone approaching his front door (this was a time when a rival spy was out to kill him) and Michael reached into the fridge and quickly pulled out a gun.
- It comes up several times that Michael has several storage units with guns and explosives hidden all around Miami (Sadly no fridge for yogurt or beer). Detective Paxson once almost discovered one of these units, but upon getting the search warrant she found the unit empty, with a hole cut out of the back and out of view of her survellaince team...
- A flashback in an episode of Chuck once showed Chuck and Bryce Larkin playing some kind of war game with either Nerf or paintball guns.(I forget.) Anyway, it seemed like Chuck was going to win, but Bryce reached into a bookshelf and pulled out some extra ammo that he had placed there in advance. This memory came in handy later.
- In The Sarah Connor Chronicles, Sarah's house is built for full scale battle: guns in the walls, guns in the umbrella rack, guns in bags, Kevlar lining the furniture... the cops are pretty impressed when they search the place.
- They even keep guns in the oh-so-handy in-bed compartments on one of the group's Dodge trucks.
- In the second season, it is revealed that truly sensitive items are kept in a sealed safe buried under the floor of the house. The family also keeps a small warehouse that houses their entire personal armory.
- Star Trek- On various ships there are compartments with phasers, tricorders, and medkits all over the place, just in case people are isolated in a disaster situation.
- The Professionals. Bodie and Doyle encounter a veteran member of CI5 who has weapons stashed all over his house in case he's attacked. This causes problems when he turns out to be corrupt and the two have to take him down.
- In The Office (US), Dwight is full of this trope. He's hidden knives, ninja stars, and swords under his desk, inside the standard potted plants, in the toilet, under the couch in the office, and even ''inside a file in the filing cabinent, labeled under "A. Knife." Of course, none of this has been used much due to the fact that there aren't many threats in a paper supply company, but one time he did use pepper spray to stop an attacker.
- Alias: When Jack and Vaughan engage in clandestine activities without CIA approval to help Sydney, Jack takes Vaughan to a secret warehouse he owns that's full of supplies. Vaughan assesses just how many different types of things are in this place (weapons, survival gear, medical equipment, money, you name it) and then realises something even more important: the fact Jack's letting Vaughan see this place means Jack's got more than one of these secret supply bases.
- One episode of Person of Interest had a retired Stasi agent who had stashed money and equipment in a grave plot he had purchased years before.
- A Season 5 episode of NCIS: Los Angeles has G raid a CIA supply stash while he and Sam were protecting a young woman. It's disguised as an electrical box.
- Heavily assumed in the French tabletop RPG Polaris. In this game, the evil Genetician Empire was defeated centuries ago, but they prepared for a comeback by hiding hundreds of weapons stashes everywhere (strange that all those tons of material, including warships and automated weapons, were useless). Knowing that, the good guys oddly did the same, thus letting the world collapse again without a benevolent rule. Makes for nice Dungeon crawling, anyway.
- In Half Life 2: Episode Two you get a neat little gadget on your car half way through which picks up a signal from transmitters left with the rebels' emergency caches (consisting of ammo and health kits). Places include under the floorboards of an abandoned shack, and hanging from a basket in a tree, there's even an achievement for finding them all.
- Halo 3: ODST has the Rookie wandering around New Mombasa and as you unlock the Audio Files you can unlock various supply cache's that have weapons, med-packs and vehicles.
- There are few comforts in Resident Evil games, but most of the save points are decidedly comfortable; hidden out-of-the-way places stocked with supplies that allow you to catch your breath. Even the background music is calming, if still a bit foreboding, enough to make even a battle-hardened player reluctant to leave.
- The majority of the "secrets" (hidden areas) in the Tomb Raider franchise have extra ammo and health kits, though sometimes reaching said secrets involve solving a puzzle, looking closely at the landscape, or navigating around traps.
- In the Dead Money DLC of Fallout: New Vegas, there are suitcases filled with healing items and weapons all around the Sierra Madre, marked with a glowing green handprint. All of these belong to Dean Domino, a ghoul who has been living in the villa for the last two centuries. If you talk to him about it, he'll be a bit annoyed that you found them, but he's willing to let things slide.
- Red vs. Blue: When Tex is fighting Agent Washington and the Meta, she has armament up to and including a mounted gatling gun ready to be blasted out of the ice by explosives.
- My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: Pinkie Pie has these for things that no sane pony would need an emergency supply of. Among the more obvious are her stashes of bouncy balls hidden all over ponyville, quote, "in case of ball emergency." The same episode also mentions her similarly-purposed hidden stashes of eyepatches.
- One wonders why she doesn't do this for things that she actually does need in an emergency. Like musical instruments.
- This is Pinkie Pie. She probably only thought of hiding random things that would rarely be used.
- American Dad! has a poke at this. There are at least half a dozen guns in the spice cabinet in the kitchen, that Francine has never noticed, including a pen gun ("mightier than the sword") and a sword gun ("mightier than the pen gun").
- James «Whitey» Bulger, one of America's most wanted criminals, used to hide 30 weapons, fake ID, and $800,000 cash in the walls of his flat.