Aaargh! Why... won't... this... door... open? I've been pulling and pulling on the handle for hours now, and it just won't...
Er, no, I didn't see the word "PUSH" on the sign. Huh.
Simply put, this trope is when a character is unable to open a door because they're pushing when they're supposed to pull (or vice-versa, although the former is significantly more common). Sometimes the door is clearly marked "PULL", although sometimes it's not. Practically always Played for Laughs
Compare We Have The Keys
, which is another situation where opening a door is far more difficult that it should be.
Anime & Manga
- A commercial for the upcoming-at-the-time Pokémon Crystal had a team of explorers encountering a huge door with some writings on it, and try to push it open. Near the end, the camera cuts to a wide shot of the door, which clearly says "PULL" in Unown letters. We also see two natives discussing it:
Native 1 (in foreign language): Should we tell them it says "PULL"?
Native 2: No way, bro!
(They high-five each other)
- From this Magic of Macy's ad:
Jessica Simpson: Kenneth, I can't get in the building again.
Kenneth Cole: You have to pull it, Jess.
- Played for Drama in Soul Eater, when Maka and Soul first fought Crona in a church. Maka tries to retreat but was in too much of a panic to notice the doors open inward—something Crona had just said, among many other things ("Hey, everyone! These doors open inward! THEY ONLY OPEN ONE WAY!")
Much later in the manga when the two are in the same church, Crona gives a rant about not being able to live by this worlds' rules, which is highlighted by seeing the same doors and "opening" it outward by knocking it off its hinges and breaking it in half.
- Brought Up to Eleven in one story of the Italian comic Cattivik. The only obstacle between the protagonist and the apartment he intends to rob is a door that he fails to open, in spite of first pulling, then pushing, then trying to break it open, then begging and threatening it, then trying to destroy it with napalm, the bombs of a B-52, an alien spaceship (in a Shout-Out to Independence Day) and even a nuke. As Cattivik surrenders in desperation, one of the people from the apartment exits and calmly opens the sliding door. Cattivik takes it about as well as you'd expect.
- Played with in Pucca. Abyo was trying to enter the restaurant by pushing the door, then another client exit, and Abyo discovers he has to pull. He then entered the building...and the door hit him like it was a double door.
- A variation in The Parent Trap (Lindsay Lohan version): Annie, in Hallie's house, has trouble opening the back door, because she is trying to turn the knob instead of pushing it.
- In Guy Ritchie's Snatch, Sol and Vinnie make an unsuccessful attempt to rob a bookie. In retreat after the bullet-proof shutters have fallen over the counter, they are stymied by the shop's door. Needless to say, after they have given up hope of getting out and collapsed to the floor (revealing their unmasked faces to the CCTV), their getaway driver, Tyrone, opens the door the other way to see what's taking them so long.
- In a Brick Joke, you actually see them push the door to get in.
- An early gag in Tommy Boy has Tommy frantically race to his college for his final exam, until he reaches the door at the entrance which appears to be locked. After frantically pulling on the knob and shouting desperately, he slumps down on the steps dejected, then watches another student calmly walk up and open the adjacent, unlocked door.
- Combined with Absurdly Ineffective Barricade in The Big Lebowski, when The Dude tries to prop his door shut with a chair, but then the door opens outward.
- In the classic Soviet comedy Kidnapping Caucasian Style, Shurik is tricked by the Big Bad into being placed in a mental institution. Shurik convinces a nurse to let him speak with the head doctor. He walks to the doctor's office and tries several times to pull open the door before giving up in frustration. The nurse simply pushes open the door.
- The translated lyrics of one of the opera songs in the Discworld novel Maskerade may relate to this, though it's unclear whether the person singing the aria is pulling against a door that opens outwards (thanks to a mislabeled sign), or if the door is just stuck.
- Mentioned in Johnny and the Dead by Terry Pratchett, where Johnny speculates that even on alien planets where everyone breathes ammonia and has tentacles, there are still people who ZXCV the MVBN door. At a dramatically-appropriate moment somebody is slowed down just long enough because of trying to push the pull door.
- In a volume of Amelia Rules!, one character spends the entire story pushing the "pull" door; Amelia finally breaks down and points this out only to discover he's doing it deliberately as a science fair project.
- Happens twice with Septimus Heap:
- In Queste, Septimus and Beetle are trying to push a snow-blocked door open. Jenna proposes to open it on her own, and she does it simply by pulling the doorhandle, opening the door.
- Also happens in Syren, but with a bulkhead hatch and in far more urgency.
- In Ptolemy's Gate from The Bartimaeus Trilogy, when Nathaniel is trying to get into a room full of the government's most precious magical treasures, he turns a door handle and pulls, only to find it apparently locked. He immediately starts panicking about various magical safeguards he might have to overcome, only to then have a thought. He pushes on the door handle and this time it opens.
- There was an episode of Married... with Children in which this was a running gag. Kelly was trying to open the door in the wrong direction, and in order for her to succeed she was told to do it otherwise. And then she explains it to an FBI agent who was just as stupid.
- One episode of The John Laroquette Show had Bobcat Golthwait as a neurotic safety inspector that always tried to open the door wrong, whether it was push or pull.
- In 30 Rock, when Jack Donaghy is replaced by Don Geiss' Too Dumb to Live, Cloudcuckoolander daughter, the scene that sets up her character shows her pulling in desperation at a bathroom door with the words "push" printed on it very clearly.
- The subject of a montage in the sixth season of American Idol.
- It's worth noting that ALL those doors are double doors both of which are "push" doors but one of them is locked closed. That's illegal. People do it all the time but it's still illegal. If there's a fire people won't be able to/have time to/be allowed by the rest of the crowd to go to the other door; they'll get crushed up against that door by the fleeing mob and die.
- Another note is that the final clip shows that the lock broke inbetween her adrenaline-fueled push and the consistent abuse it had taken.
- Played with a sliding door in That '70s Show. Kelso see's Hyde and Jackie making out from the Forman kitchen. Enraged he goes to open the sliding door with little success. Eric unlocks the door for Kelso only to run through the screen door immediately after. By this point, Hyde and Jackie are gone.
Donna And when Kelso saw you guys kissing, he just fell apart. I mean, it was awful. And then he ran into the screen door.
Jackie: Ohh. He's just so bad at doors.
- The TARDIS herself gives the Doctor a dressing down in the Doctor Who episode "The Doctor's Wife" for consistently opening the TARDIS doors the wrong way—the sign on the door reads "Pull to open", which apart from a brief repair of the chameleon circuit in Attack of the Cybermen, have consistently done so since the very first episode. The doors open freely either way, but after about 700 years of walking past the sign and still making that mistake, the Doctor can well be described as door dumb.
- Warehouse13 gives us this funny exchange...
*Boom* Pete. *boom* Pete. *boom* PETE!
- The "Midvale School for the Gifted" strip of The Far Side has a student stuck at a door like this (Pull, don't Push!) This is arguably the trope's most famous example, and would be the page image if not for copyright issues.
- Samurai Warriors during Goemon Ishikawa's final mission, he needs to break into the enemy fortress but can't get through the gate. He must ask either Keiji Maeda (whom he considers a rival) or Okuni (the romantic interest who's the primary source of his rivalry) for help. Asking Keiji results in the two of them struggling intensely and finally succeeding in pushing the gate in. Asking Okuni results in her easily pulling the gate out.
- A variation in Leisure Suit Larry 7: Love for Sail!. The door to the break room is heavily secured with all kinds of biometric sensors and dozens of weapons tracking your every movement. How do you open? Push. It's not locked.
- In this animated GIF, a little stickman unleashes a variety of anime, manga and video game Shout Outs to try and open a stubborn door. When all this fails to work and he finally collapses in exhaustion, the door finally falls...outward.
"If pushing doesn't work, try pulling."
- NFL humor blog Kissing Suzy Kolber depicts Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger as particularly stupid, with his difficulty in opening a door as one extreme example.
[Door marked "Push" is pulled for two minutes, then flies open]
- A story featured on the live version of What the Fuck Is Wrong with You? was about a thief who got stuck inside the store he had just robbed because of this, before another customer entered and showed him which way the door swung. The kicker: The thief was a regular customer at said store. Nash couldn't help but bring up The Far Side strip mentioned above.
- In one episode of Hey Arnold!, Harold tries to push a door open, and Helga has to point out to him the "Pull" sign. But when he finally figures it out, he pulls the door too hard and hits himself with it.
- In Prep and Landing, Lanny is introduced trying to pull open a push door, right after he's described as graduating at the top of his class. ("It was a small class.")
- In The Backyardigans episode "Knights Are Brave and Strong", Uniqua has to get through the gate the Guardian of the Gate guards. Even the Guardian himself can't open it— because the whole time he never thought of pulling on the handle instead of pushing. It says something when apparently an entire kingdom has never been able to open a door because nobody thought of opening it the other way.