Falcon: Says the guy who smells like a squirrel and has built in machetes.
And this in episode 5:
Dr. Strange: No, Falcon, leave the magic to the Sorcerer Supreme!
Thor: David Copperfield?
Just about anything the Hulk does.
Hulk: *throws a potted plant out the window* Now plant will get plenty of sun!
When Skurge the Executioner freezes Valkyrie solid while she is cooking, Thor shouts that Asgardian meatballs taste disgusting if they are frozen, then defrosted. Skurge mocks him for thinking about food instead of acting concerned for her well-being. Later, when Valkyrie is freed, she also tears into Skurge for ruining the meatballs.
Various heroes going out to use their vacation time. Captain America? He's talking to Ed Brubanker on the phone while dressed like a Confederate soldier.
Captain America: It's the Civil War, what could happen?