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Funny: The Longest Yard
In the Remake:
  • The conversation between Crewe and the cops that pulled him over.
  • Crewe getting the ultimate revenge on his girlfriend by causing her car to get totalled in a massive pileup.
    Crewe: Hey, Lena! I think we should start seeing other people!
    • And then...
    Crewe: Good news, boys, I didn't spill my beer.
  • The fact that Turley's (played by The Great Khali) accent is so thick that they have to subtitle everything he says.
    "He was like OWMYBALLS!"
  • Caretaker finding out he's only half-a-star (out of 5) on the Warden's rating system.
    Crewe: You're about as maniacal as a boxful of kittens.
  • Brucie has a number of these.
    • After his first attempt at a pass sails all the way over Crewe's head:
    Brucie: Hey, it slipped! I just had popcorn.
    • After getting pounded by Torres during practice:
    Brucie: I've got a bird. He's name's Ronnie.
    Caretaker: Well, tell Ronnie you got knocked the fuck out!
    • Brucie's realization that he's useless now that the black inmates have joined Crewe's team:
    Brucie: (nearly in tears) Now I'll never get to play!
  • The scene in the shower where they're recruiting Battle. Hilarious because they're awkwardly trying to not look at his "hammer."
    Caretaker: Let's get outta here before that thing bites someone.
    Crewe: We'll see you and your pet iguana at practice.
    • Which leads to this:
    Crewe: Battle, I think this is yours. (tosses him a massive jockstrap)
    Deacon: I still don't think that's big enough!
  • Cheeseburger Eddy's Rhymes at the Basketball Court.
    Cheeseburger Eddy: I knew you couldn't resist my shit. I got the shakes that'll make you quake. I've got the fries that'll cross your eyes. I got the burgers that'll... (Beat) I just got burgers.
  • Scarborough running drills with the team during the training montage. For an old man, he has no problem knocking the cons on their butts until he gets to Turley. He runs full force into the man-mountain, who doesn't budge. Scarborough pats him on the shoulder and very stiffly limps away.
  • Engleheart's transition after his steroids were swapped for estrogen pills. He goes from smashing a Gatorade table at the beginning of the movie to cheering with the Con's "cheerleaders" near the end.
  • Crewe's solution to a biased referee problem.
    Cheeseburger: You always gotta protect the McNuggets!
  • While mixed with a awesome moment, the "I think I make him shit himself" scene got some hilarity thanks to Megget and Deacon.
    Megget: Yo! I'll make sure to send them books to the hospital, pimp.
    Deacon: And some diapers!
  • This.
    Baby-Face Bob: Convicts are people too, Chris. Now gimme your wallet.
    Chris Berman: What?
    Baby-Face Bob: I'm just kidding!
  • The Warden "gets what's coming to him" at the end by being the victim of a Gatorade Bath.
    Deacon: (after he and Battle douse the Warden) Great game, sir! (Both run off)
    Warden: That's a WEEK in the HOTBOX!!
    Battle: (offscreen) WHO GIVES A SHIT?!?!
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