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Brucie's realization that he's useless now that the black inmates have joined Crewe's team:
Brucie: (nearly in tears) Now I'll never get to play!
The scene in the shower where they're recruiting Battle. Hilarious because they're awkwardly trying to not look at his "hammer."
Caretaker: Let's get outta here before that thing bites someone. Crewe: We'll see you and your pet iguana at practice.
Which leads to this:
Crewe: Battle, I think this is yours. (tosses him a massive jockstrap) Deacon: I still don't think that's big enough!
Cheeseburger Eddy's Rhymes at the Basketball Court.
Cheeseburger Eddy: I knew you couldn't resist my shit. I got the shakes that'll make you quake. I've got the fries that'll cross your eyes. I got the burgers that'll... (Beat) I just got burgers.
Scarborough running drills with the team during the training montage. For an old man, he has no problem knocking the cons on their butts until he gets to Turley. He runs full force into the man-mountain, who doesn't budge. Scarborough pats him on the shoulder and very stiffly limps away.
Engleheart's transition after his steroids were swapped for estrogen pills. He goes from smashing a Gatorade table at the beginning of the movie to cheering with the Con's "cheerleaders" near the end.