History Funny / TheLongestYard

30th Apr '16 5:23:01 PM taddavis
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--> '''Warden''': That's a WEEK in the HOTBOX!!
--> '''Battle''': (offscreen) WHO GIVES A SHIT?!?!

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--> '''Warden''': That's a WEEK week in the HOTBOX!!
hotbox!
--> '''Battle''': (offscreen) WHO GIVES A SHIT?!?!Who gives a shit?!
6th Feb '16 4:59:11 PM SirVancelot131
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--> '''Scarborough''': I know, recover the ball!

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--> '''Scarborough''': [[BatmanGambit I know, recover the ball!ball!]]
8th Jun '15 9:43:16 AM MJaxon
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--> '''Battle''': (offscreen) WHO GIVES A SHIT?!?!

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--> '''Battle''': (offscreen) WHO GIVES A SHIT?!?!SHIT?!?!
* While Crewe and Caretaker are having a moment.
--> '''Crewe''': Here's to... (pause) the first friend I've had in I don't know how long.
--> '''Switowski''': Hey, I thought I was your friend Paul.
--> '''Crewe''': You are, Switowski. Just finish your coloring book and go back to sleep.
--> '''Switowski''': Okay.
7th Feb '15 7:09:39 AM SirVancelot131
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'''Scarborough''': I know, recover the ball!
'''Brucie''': Jesus Christ, my savior, if you promise to help me out with this one, I promise to stop cheating on my wife with black guys!

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--> '''Scarborough''': I know, recover the ball!
--> '''Brucie''': Jesus Christ, my savior, if you promise to help me out with this one, I promise to stop cheating on my wife with black guys!
7th Feb '15 7:07:43 AM SirVancelot131
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** Scarborough puts Brucie into the kickoff team to kick the ball.
--> '''Battle''': What are you doing, Brucie can't kick worth a shit!
'''Scarborough''': I know, recover the ball!
'''Brucie''': Jesus Christ, my savior, if you promise to help me out with this one, I promise to stop cheating on my wife with black guys!
13th Sep '14 3:29:55 AM HarryLovesHermione
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-->"He was like OWMYBALLS!"
13th Jul '14 6:08:19 AM kyatollah
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* Scarborough running drills with the team during the training montage. For an old man, he has no problem knocking the cons on their butts until he gets to Turley. He runs full force into the man-mountain, who doesn't budge. Scarborough pats him on the shoulder and very stiffly limps away.
13th Jul '14 6:02:05 AM kyatollah
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* The Warden "gets what's coming to him" at the end by being the victim of a Gatorade Bath.

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* The Warden "gets what's coming to him" at the end by being the victim of a Gatorade Bath.Bath.
--> '''Deacon''': (after he and Battle douse the Warden) Great game, sir! (Both run off)
--> '''Warden''': That's a WEEK in the HOTBOX!!
--> '''Battle''': (offscreen) WHO GIVES A SHIT?!?!
26th Sep '13 7:19:55 PM MoPete
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--> '''Cheeseburger''': You always gotta protect the McNuggets!

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--> '''Cheeseburger''': You always gotta protect the McNuggets![=McNuggets=]!
23rd Sep '13 1:36:33 AM MoPete
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* Caretaker finding out he's only half-a-star (out of 5) on the Warden's rating system.
--> '''Crewe''': You're about as maniacal as a boxful of kittens.
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