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Funny: Star Trek: First Contact
  • Data first encounter with Lily.
    Lily: *faints*
    • It's hard to tell if she fainted because of Data being Made of Iron or from the theta radiation leak from the damaged rocket, possibly a combination of both.
      • Well, she did try to back away before fainting, so it's probably the latter.
  • Picard and Data are touching the Phoenix with their hands, and Picard is reflecting on how it makes the ship seem "more real" while Data sees no difference. Troi comes up to them, unseen:
    Troi: Would you three like to be alone?
  • Drunken Troi.
    Deanna: Time line?! This is no time to argue about time! We don't have the time! (beat) What was I saying?
    Riker: (smirking) You're drunk...
    Deanna: No, I'm not...
    Riker: Yes, you are...
    Deanna: Look, he wouldn't even talk to me unless I had a drink with him. And then, it took three shots of something called "tequila" just to find out he was the one we're looking for. And I spent the last 20 minutes trying to keep his hands off me. So don't go criticizing my counseling technique! It's a primitive culture... I'm just trying to blend in.
    Riker: You're blended, all right.
    Deanna: If you're looking for my professional opinion as ship's counselor... he's nuts!
    Riker: I'll be sure to note that in my log.
    (Cochrane restarts the jukebox, blasting music, while Deanna collapses, making Riker facepalm.)
    • According to director (and cast member) Jonathan Frakes, Drunken Troi is worth the price of admission alone.
  • Cochrane's initial reaction to the situation:
    Cochrane: Hot damn, you're heroic! *laughs*
    • After Cochrane becomes convinced of the truth, Riker goes on to explain how the approaching aliens will detect his warp flight and "land right here."
      Cochrane: Here?
      LaForge: Actually, over there.
  • A large portion of Zephram Cochrane's scenes, but especially:
    Geordi: (engages in long spiel about Cochrane's magnificent standing in 24th century history, and the giant, inspirational statue of him that will stand right where he is standing now)
    Cochrane: (beat) ...I gotta take a leak.
    Geordi: Leak? I'm not detecting any leak.
    Cochrane: Don't you people in the 24th century ever pee?
    • Its also funny as part of Trek's subtle running gag of referring to the original Enterprise's comical lack of bathrooms.
  • "You told him about the statue?"
  • The Doctor gets probably the funniest "Facing the Bullets" One-Liner ever. "According to Starfleet medical research, Borg implants can cause severe skin irritation."
  • Lily: Borg? Sounds Swedish...note 
  • Worf's arrival to the bridge gives Riker a couple funny one-liners.
    "Tough little ship." ("Little?")
    "You do remember how to fire phasers?" (*Death Glare*)
  • There is something hilarious in Cochrane's motivation speech. Everyone is making him out to be this hero and visionary, and he's just in it for the money. But especially hilarious is when he explains that he really shouldn't be doing this:
    Cochrane: I don't even like to fly!
  • Cochrane's exclamation of "SWEET JESUS!" when the Enterprise casts its shadow over the Phoenix.
  • Also, Cochrane's hilarious "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH" when the Phoenix finally breaks Warp Factor 1.
  • The Defiant Conn officer having a subtle worried glance when Worf states that 'Perhaps today is a good day to die', followed by the order to ram the Borg Cube.
    • When the helmsman tells him the Enterprise is arriving, Worf almost looks disappointed hearing that.
  • After the Enterprise is ordered to the Neutral Zone, the scene between Picard and Riker is brimming with Sarcasm Mode.
    Riker: We finished our first sensor sweep of the Neutral Zone. (hands Picard a PADD)
    Picard: (reading) Oh, fascinating. Twenty particles of space dust per cubic meter, 52 ultraviolet radiation spikes, and a class-2 comet. Well, this is certainly worthy of our attention.
  • During the Dénouement, observe the Vulcan's reaction to Cochrane blasting Little Richard's "Hoobie Doobie". He takes a huge gulp of booze and wears a "What have I gotten myself into?!" look on his face.
  • When Data keeps asking questions of the Borg Queen, she asks - with perhaps a touch of exasperation - "Do you always talk this much?"
    Data: Beat Not always...but often.

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