As the crew are preparing to battle Tanya, the main character speaks for the first time:
Johnny Gat: I'm gonna skullfuck that bitch. Protagonist: Hope you don't mind hepatitis.
What makes that scene even more funny is the fact that it happens in a elevator with calm music playing in the background while Benjamin King and the player are in total silence then suddenly Johnny Gat comes up with this gem.
What's even more hilarious is Gat's "huh?!" look after Playa says his bit. Up to that point he must've assumed he couldn't speak.
After a few drinks in the second game, the female Latin boss will call back to this incident like it was the funniest thing ever.
Speaking of which, when she brings up her balls. Yeah, herballs.
Every time the Playa opens his mouth, it's ALWAYS during the funniest parts of the game, which are always the final missions too: for instance, after the final Los Carnales mission where Dex and Playa blow up the plane Angelo Lopez is trying to flee Stilwater in, Luz Avalos drives up, as she was supposed to leave with Angelo. Dex looks in her shopping bag, and we get treated to this scene:
It seems that The Playa has become quite a Fashionista after this incident, as in The Third, they verbally comment the Decker's "neo-cyberpunk", either loving it, understanding what they want to express with it or even identify the designer: yeah, this applies even if the Boss is aguy, if the player makes their in-game fashion sense BIZARRE beyond all conceivable belief...or has NO clothes at all!
Tanya: How ‘bout you drop the gun, honey? Tony:(pumps shotgun) I’d listen to the lady if I was you. Johnny: Well of course you would, you being her bitch! Tony: Watch your fucking mouth! Johnny:(casually drops his shotgun) Hey, no need to be pushy...
Then, after Tony frisks Johnny and finds a pistol, Johnny then takes a dig at his Tanya’s… “lack of commitment”:
Johnny: Well, that explains how your bitch lost Prawn Court! Tanya: Are you gonna let him talk about me like that!? Tony:Don’t worry baby, I got this! Johnny:(while standing up) Yeah Tanya, shut the fuck up! Tony: I thought I told you to be quiet! Johnny:Sorry. I got shitty hearing. (Tony shoots Johnny in the leg) Tony: Now you got a shitty leg! (Johnny pulls out a knife, and stabs Tony clean through his foot) Johnny: So do you! (Johnny and Tony start wrestling on the floor, while Johnny tells the Playa to run for it. This leads to a dual funny-awesome moment on the Playa’s part as he runs past Tanya, knocks her flat on her face and jumps out the window)
The following mission (Green With Envy), is another double whammy on the Playa’s part, because, in order to find where Tanya and Tony are keeping the captured Johnny, the Playa has to kill and impersonate Tanya’s driver before she’s done rimming out Warren Williams. Ignoring the fact the Playa doesn’t even BOTHER taking the driver’s uniform(or that Tanya doesn't even TRY to notice this), it turns out she has some time before Tony expects her back… so she decides to do a little shopping first! While driving her to the Impressions Clothing Store, and then to Friendly Fire to pick up a “present for Tony” (a big ass Krukov rifle, she vapidly chatters away (either to a friend over the phone, or to you – you decide what’s funnier), where she verbally smacks Tony, Warren AND King! Adding to these whacky hijinks, it turns out Troy’s crew weren’t aware of Julius’ rescue plan, and just HAD to try a hit Tanya, forcing the Playa to lose them without killing them. When you FINALLY get to Tony’s condo, you get a nice little bit of revenge against Tanya…
Finally, when you kill Tony, you get this nice little cutscene, appropriately titled “Anger Management”:
Johnny:( still tied up to the chair that’s currently tipped over on the floor) Hey, not to be pushy or nothin'… but how 'bout you get me out of this fuckin' chair!? Playa:(hurriedly tips the chair back up) Johnny: 'Bout fuckin' time you got here. (Playa unties the ropes holding Johnny down, and has to support him due to his shot out leg) Johnny: Where's Green? (Johnny sees Tony’s corpse, takes Playa's gun, unloads the remaining ammo into Tony, and then throws the empty gun at the body) Johnny: That's much better.