- Their very first play-through of One Piece:GM: A pirate ship! Enemy Attack! Enemy Attack!
Sailor 1: I roll for initiative! 16!
GM: They haven't boarded the ship yet!
Sailor 2: I use my grappling hook!
GM: Why-No! Just go look for the Captain.
Sailor 1: Good Idea. We can kill the Captain and take the ship.
GM: I meant your Captain.
Sailor 1: That's who I meant. - When Natalie first appears in the story:Nat: I poke my head out the door and look around. Do I see anything?
GM: You see nothing.
Nat: I step outside.
GM: As soon as you step outside, you notice Alvida's ship pulling alongside the ship.
Nat: This is the same ship you told me about?
GM: Yes.
Nat: I run back inside.- Shortly afterward:
Nat: With my trusty zip-line, I make my way across the crystal blue ocean below. As I do this, I ponder about my predicament. I worry about the people back home. [...] With cat-like reflexes, I land gracefully onto Alvida's ship. [...] I stealthily and gracefully sneak about.GM: Suddenly, someone steps out the door next to you! It's one of Alvida's men!Nat: I kick 'em in the balls! ... Gracefully. - When Luke first appears in the story by popping out of a wine barrel:Nat: Wait hold on. You were inside that barrel the whole time?
Luke: Yep.
Nat: The barrel made for holding wine.
Luke: Uh huh...
Nat: The completely sealed barrel that had to be broken open?
Luke: That's the one! Anyway, I was probably sleeping in there and didn't notice someone was sealing it up.
Nat: I get it now.
GM: You do?
Nat: Luke's playing an idiot. - When Cory's character was about to be killed:Alvida: Are you prepared to 'DIE', Coby?
Luffy: Dun Dun Duuuun... wait I thought Cory wanted to die to get a new character?
Alvida: ...Are you prepared to be KNOCKED OUT?
Luffy: Dun Dun Duuuun! - On the very next page, Luke deliberately Epic Fails a Diplomacy check:Luffy: Hey Coby...who's this fat hag?
Coby: (Jaw Drop) You didn't even... roll the die... you just... placed it... on the table... with the 1... on top...
(Alvida screams)
GM: Er... yeah, I think you made her mad. - When entering the tavern:Cory: I immediately search for traps.
GM: Not this again...
Cory: Damn, got a 4.
GM: We're in a tavern.
Cory: Taverns can have traps.
Luke: One way to spot a trap is to look for an adam's apple.
Cory: ...I stop searching.- The expressions in the screencaps (such as Luffy's deadpan one above) top off these exchanges.
Cory: Oh c'mon! You let Luke play his character and he's just as if not more overpowered than mine!GM: Luke actually came up with a name and a backstory for his character.Luke: (as Luffy, blithely smiling) I was raised by owls! - The GM uses skittles to represent Mooks. Cue this during the second arc:Cory: Hooooly Crap. The GM just opened up three bags of skittles.
- Luffy Vs. MohgiGM: Look, you got cover bonus for the bars, okay? But he's likely to either hit you or miss the cage. Unless I roll an 11 or 12.
* Rolls*
Gm: Sonuva-
Luke: FREEDOM!
GM: Who cursed my dice? - Under the inexperienced Phil's control, Usopp's introductory lies become him misreading the GM's horrible handwriting. Doesn't help that he's also screwing with him:Luke: Hahaha! Did that really just happen? Can we say that's what happened?
Phil: Look, I'm a pirate, right? So that means I at least have a gun, right?
GM: Eh... not really. You do have a slingshot, though.
Phil: ...the fuck?!
GM: And no, I'm not screwin' with you. About that. - This exchange, after learning that Luffy and Zoro ate a month's worth of food in a day:Phil: Don'tcha think the amount of food Luffy and Zoro are eating is kinda unrealistic?
Cory: Hey. Back. Picked up three buckets of KFC, tacos, some burgers, hot pockets, Doritos, and half-off sushi. Oh, and those ten bags of Skittles you asked for, GM.
Phil: Holy shit. - After Kurahadol shows up and insults Usopp's father, the others try to help Phil by putting words in his mouth.DM: You guys are a bunch of idiots. On a separate note, can anyone here do a good Tyson impression?
- Luke fits Luffy REALLY well.
- Any time Luke needs to make an important diplomacy check he pulls out his special dice. Cue the newest player going "WHY IS IT ALL ONES??!??"
- Prior to getting that die, he took the simple expedient of putting a d20 on the table with the 1 facing up.
- Luke hitting Buggy's (and the GM's) Berserk Button with a sledgehammer thusly:
Luke: (as Luffy) HEY CLOWN!!! WHY YOU SUCH A CLOWN?! - Cory failed on his navigation rolls so bad that he ended up on a whole other island.Cory: I have a swim speed, so that's actually kinda plausible.
- "... And then Sanji starved to death and became an undead skeleton!"
- The entire warship island arc qualifies, on account of everyone being so sleep-deprived from their finals that they can’t even think straight.
- Expect Cory, who ends up being the voice of reason throughout the arc and less munchkin-y to boot
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