As is the case with all pages detailing Funny Moments, Spoilers Off
Prologue Arc
- Chapter 1:
- The first lines of the fic already set the tone for the humour of it.
Loki:“I am Loki, of Asgard. And I am burdened with glorious purpose.
Hostess: Right, okay sir, so how many are in your party again?- Loki proposes to troll the people from the restaurant by making illusions of snakes. At first it seems like he won't do it... until he goes and does it anyway.
- Loki's Casual Danger Dialogue with the bull-headed villain. He is just ragdolling the guy and using him as a lesson to teach Izuku how to fight, you almost feel sorry for the guy if it wasn't so hillarious.
- Chapter 2:
- While training on the beach (read, getting his ass handed to him), Izuku complains how he hates sand because it gets everywhere.
- Loki and Izuku test out the Izuku's shapeshifting powers. He transforms into All Might, much to Loki's annoyance over having to deal with another loud and boisterous blonde buffon. Before calling the day, Izuku decides to troll his dad and turns him into Thor, saying that now he is worthy of wielding Mjölnir. Loki's response is to blast Izuku on the beach for the thirteenth time that day, but the boy says was totally worth it.
- While getting back home from school, Izuku overhears some guys saying that alligators are not scary at all. Not wanting to miss the opportunity, Izuku shapeshifts into an alligator and scares the hell out of them.
- By the end of the chapter the news reports that a wild alligator is loose on the city and citzens need to be cautioned.
- Bakugo sees Izuku helping Hitomi and decides to get answers from him. The way he frames it, however:Bakugo: Where. Do you get off?
Izuku: Huh?
Bakugo: Where. The fuck . Do you get off Deku ?
Izuku: Usually in the shower. Uh, I guess it’d be rude not to ask so…how about you?
Bakugo: In the shower? What the fuck are yo- (realizes he got played as Izuku smirks.)
- Chapter 3:
- Izuku and his decoys are planning to infiltrate the Asgard vault and steal Stormbreaker. It goes as well as you would expect:
Three: The chances of you being able to sneak into Odin’s vault, grab Stormbreaker, and sneak out without being seen are approximately 3,720 to 1.
Izuku: Never tell me the odds.
Three: And that’s not even factoring you trying to leave Asgard wi-
Izuku: Wait! Once I have Stormbreaker, couldn’t I just call on the Bifrost while inside the vault to get out?
Three: That’s true. As far as we know, there are no limits on Stormbreaker’s ability to call the Bifrost from anywhere. This is of course, all hypothetical in the case we are actually able to lift the weapon without our body crumbling and our mind collapsing into madness.
Izuku: Bold of you to assume my mind hasn’t already collapsed.- Discussing possible ways to take down heroes, Izuku realizes that certain heroes have Weaksauce Weakness. For example, since Ectoplasm produces his clones from his mouth, they could just duct tape it. As for Eraserhead, Izuku theorizes that shapeshifting into a cat would do the trick. When questioned over how he knows that, Izuku says he researched (read:hacked the security cameras) of the cat cafe Eraserhead hangs out at.
- Thor decides to troll his nephew by giving him his own version of The Talk:
Thor: So, Izuku. You see, when a person loves another person very much…or when two or more people have had too much ale…or it happens to be a particularly boring day-
Izuku: I’ve had the talk! I’ve had the talk! I’ve had the talk! I’ve had the talk!!!
Thor: Oh. Excellent. (spots Loki laughing his ass off across the table and smirks) So you are in a gaming mood brother? Very well. Izuku. Did your father ever tell you about the time he transformed into a horse and
Loki: You dare!!
Thor: Oh, I do dare brother. - Chapter 4: Just... everything about Izuku and Eraserhead's first meeting.
- One of the cats from Aizawa's favorite cat cafe is called "Purrsent Mic".
- Aizawa is out on patrol when he spots a Trigger dealing. He takes down three assailants but the fourth one escapes... only to run into Izuku and the exchange below happen:
Aizawa, about the knocked guy on the floor: Did you do this?
Izuku: O-oh, uh, him? No, he um, tripped. I think I must’ve scared him when he was running from you? Because he saw me and tripped.
Aizawa, not at all convinced: He tripped?
Izuku: Yeah! Tripped!
Aizawa: So. He saw you. Tripped. And that caused the cut on his thigh, and his head to hit the wall hard enough to cause cracks in it?
Izuku: Wow! You’re as good as they say!- Aizawa thinks that he got rid of Izuku, only for the kid pop out from behind him, still wanting the autograph.
Aizawa: What did I just tell you, kid?
Izuku: Not to let you catch me out here again!
The kid actually jumps up and down a little while answering. Yeah, his night was ruined.
Aizawa: Right, so what are you still doing here?
Izuku: Actually, You never said I had to leave. You said I just had to make sure you didn’t catch me!
Shota looks over the edge of the building. No, this fall wouldn’t be enough to kill him. Shame.- As Izuku whines and pouts over not getting the autograph, Aizawa is silently glad that Midnight is not around to witness this mess.
- He wraps Izuku around his capture weapon. It doesn't go the way Eraserhead hopes it does.
Izuku: Oh my god, I’m wrapped up in the Eraserhead’s capture weapon! This is one of the greatest days of my life! Wow, it’s so light but strong! Carbon Fiber right? I heard there’s some metal woven into the material to make it very hard to cut, is that true? Although, I’m sure the knife you have hidden on you can probably cut it right?” How does he know about that? “Would it be too much to ask you to take a picture of me like this? Or, no! Can we find someone else to take a picture of me like this with you?! Yeah, and can you have that exact scowl on your face that you have now? Please!- Aizawa finally concedes and gives Izuku his autograph, because he can feel his grip of reality escaping and needs to end this as soon as possible.
- Nighteye enlists Gran Torino to help him convince All Might to give Mirio One for All. Torino, being Torino, decides to take as much advantage of it as possible:
Torino: Yeah, I don’t know Mirai…I just got a new microwave and the trains are so crowded these days, damn young people don’t even offer their seats to us old folk anymore…
Nighteye, completely done: I’ll send a company car to pick you up and you can have as much Taiyaki as you can eat.
Torino: …I’ll see you tomorrow. - Chapter 5:
- Eraserhead arrives with Tsukauchi to interrogate Eri and Izuku over the events, only realize, to his horror, that the green-haired gremlin that torments his dreams is, in fact, real.
- Izuku manages to convince Eri to trust Eraserhead and Tsukauchi by explaining who they are, he already met Eraserhead and as for Tsukauchi... Izuku steals his wallet and badge, without the detective not noticing it until Izuku shows it to her. Tsukauchi starts to unerstand why Eraserhead is so disturbed by the young boy.
- Chapter 6:
- Izuku Comically Missing the Point over why a teenager shouldn't be teaching a six year old girl how fight with knives without supervision of an adult.
- Izuku quickly befriends Gran Torino over their love for trolling people. All hope is lost.
First Week Arc
- Chapter 7:
- Izuku is sparring with Mirio, while Eri throwing daggers at them. Once again, Eraserhead is not amused by this:
Aizawa: And do you remember what I said about me being there when Eri is using weapons?
Izuku: Actually… You said we just need a licensed pro hero, not you specifically. And we have that!
(Points to Snipe, on the other side of the room)
Snipe: Howdy, Aizawa.- Izuku gets distracted by so many people with cool Quirks he trips on his feet, just like in canon. He can't help but wonder that Heimdall will not let this one go.
- The first word that pops on Izuku's head upon meeting Ochako: Cute.
- Izuku decides to prank Tenya for calling him on public by making a scorpion appear on his arm. Tenya Screams Like a Little Girl.
- Power Loader is annoyed over how easily Izuku and other students are trashing his robots.
- Nezu cackles like a maniac when Izuku conjures a illusion of the Zero-Pointer.
- Chapter 8:
- Izuku is not allowed on campus until the exam results are out. While this is justified to avoid favoritism, the following chapter reveals that is also because Izuku (shapeshifted as Endeavor out of all people) picked the lock of the teacher's room to look on Aizawa's expulsion files.
- Upon seeing All Might's Large Ham antics during his son's acceptance letter at U.A., Loki strongly considers stabbing himself to get over with it.
- Izuku meets with Ochako again during his first day at school. Having No Social Skills, the boy attempts to reign in his panic. It doesn't go well.
Izuku: ‘Oh wow, it’s her! Ok, I don’t know what happened when we first met, maybe it was the nerves? But I’m feeling much better today. Time to analyze! Aaaaand go!… She looks good in that uniform. (Beat x2) WHAT THE F-- Once he found out he would be Izuku's homeroom teacher, Aizawa protested and attempted to resign. Nezu refused.
- Chapter 9: This chapter boils down to Izuku making Aizawa's life hell during the QAT with his expert use of Loophole Abuse and Exact Words.
- Before the race, Izuku questions Aizawa about the rules. Aizawa says it's just a race and tells Izuku to go. The young trickster simply becomes invisibles, sends a decoy in front of the robot and scores 0.2 seconds. When he reveals how he did so to Denki, he scares with another decoy manifesting, to which he lies and says he didn't got scared, to which Kyoka points out that he did, and Denki phrases as Izuku didn't scared him twice.
- Next is the grip strenght test. Izuku gets the maximum score of 99999kg. It wouldn't be so bad, until Izuku arranges for every other student (except Bakugo) to get the same score. Aizawa is left wondering why has he done to deserve the green-haired gremlin as his student.
- When it comes to Bakugo's turn, the device points out to 1kg. The following exchange:
Bakugo: WHAT?! That’s not what it said a second ago!! The stupid thing’s broken! Let me try again!
.05kg
Bakugo: WHAT THE FUCK?!!” (Bakugo takes another.)
.04kg
Bakugo: GIVE ME MY REAL SCORE YOU SHITTY MACHINE!!
(Beat)
No.
(Aizawa takes the device before Bakugo explodes it.)- For the standing long jump, Izuku turns into a kangoroo. He says is because his uncle (Deadpool, most likely) lived on Australia for while and Izuku thought they sounded cool. Aizawa can't help but remark this at the same time answer and doesn't answer his question.
- Overlaps with Heartwarming, but seeing Izuku prompts Koda to ask the boy to turn into a puppy, which the boy happily complies to joy of everyone else. Minus Aizawa.
- During the side-steps test, Izuku makes lines of everyone, minus Bakugo, disappear before turning into a rabbit and racing on top speed.
- Back to the ball-throwing test, Aizawa believes he one upped Izuku by saying he needs to be physically in the circle to throw the ball. Izuku obliges... before using magic to make the circle surround the entire field. The only thing stopping Aizawa from throttling Izuku is the fact Eri will give him sad eyes if something happens to the young trickster.
- Upon noticing Izuku and Ochako's Twice Shy antics, he can't help but wonder that Midnight will have full day with the two of them and feels sorry... for Ochako, because Izuku totally deserves what's about to happen.
- The test finally ends and Aizawa displays the results to the students. To his confusion/horror all students scored first place, and somehow he ended up scoring second. Izuku doesn't miss the opportunity to make his teacher's life hell.
Izuku: For the record sensei, I don’t think you’re hopeless.” It’s becoming more difficult. “But it is with a heavy heart…” Is he really taking a dramatic breath right now?! “Yes, sensei. I will accept your resignation.
(Beat)
Aizawa: Give me a second.
UA Teacher Chat
Eraserpillar (Aizawa): What was the policy on pummeling kids again?
Rattator (Nezu): Not on school grounds.
Kneecaps Beware (Recovery Girl): NO! Not anywhere!!
Rattator (Nezu): Oh, you are correct. I often get that rule and our body disposal system confused. My apologies, Chiyo.
Kneecaps Beware (Recovery Girl): Thank you.
Kneecaps Beware (Recovery Girl): Wait, our what?- Izuku being gobsmacked about how quickly he is befriended by Ochako and Tenya.
- Chapter 10: Appropriately titled "This Is Getting Out of Hand".
- All Might believing he caught on Izuku's tricks and that he won't have to worry about any pranks during the Trials. Oh, All Might...
- Dark Shadow being stunned over being acknowledged as a individual by Izuku during his and Fumikage's conversation.
- Izuku and Tenko's first interaction. Appearently the young trickster is the first person to understand Tenko's gamer lingo with no problem, so the two instantly hit off.
- Izuku's reaction to Ochako's skintight outfit:
Wow, the ceiling of this room was really interesting, don’t you think?
That’s right, just keep looking up and do not look at Uraraka’s costume. Was it always so warm in here? He hopes so. You know what, he could probably do this exercise without looking at his partner.- He quickly gets over his embarassement when Ochako mentions to be Thirteen's fan, and the two of them quickly go full fanboy mode, recalling one of the heroes most iconic missions, even Finishing Each Other's Sentences.
- Izuku's surprisingly smooth pick-up line while planning for the Battle Trials with Ochako.
Izuku: After we blow this city up and somehow not die too, you wanna go rob some banks? - Chapter 11:
- As expected, Izuku takes advantage of All Might's poor word phrasing and uses his atral projection ability to manifest inside the viewing room and have access to the cameras. All Might gets message from Nezu, saying Aizawa wants a word with him as soon as the class ends. All Might can't help but realise how screwed he is.
- Izuku trolling Bakugo non-stop during the Trials, not even letting the explosive blonde complete his taunts and driving him nuts. At one point he drives Bakugo into a trap that gets him a hardened punch from Kirishima who in turn gets an explosive punch from Bakugo.
- After winning the Trials, Ochako brings back the idea of robbing the banks, to which Izuku thinks they should expand to Take Over the World.
- While the entire class is very confused upon Izuku's explanation over how his "Quirk" works, Momo is quickly to caught up on it. Izuku makes a mental note to watch out for her next.
- Mina and Toru hog on Izuku for analysis for their Quirks, which Ochako does not appreciate one bit. Of course, this flies over Izuku's head due to his lack of social skills.
USJ Arc
- Chapter 12:
- Before heading to school, Tenko makes sure to bring all the essential items. Read, all the items that he, a gamer, believes to be essential, which include: Laptop, mouse, extra chargers, portable Wi-Fi hotspot, Nintendo Switch, headphones, external hard drive, oh, and a notebook for class.
- Tenko and Gran Torino's Snark-to-Snark Combat:
Gran Torino: Tenko! Where are you?! This breakfast isn’t gonna make itself!
Tenko: Make it yourself, you old geezer!
Gran Torino: I would, but I’m just so old! I could whither away at any moment!
Tenko: The bruise on my back from our last spar disagrees!
Gran Torino: Maybe if you’d get off your phone every once and a while...
Tenko: Say that to my face! Oh wait, you can’t! You’re not even a meter tall!
Gran Torino: I’m 1.2 meters tall you shit! And another thing!…”- In order to help Aizawa and Mic to get rid of all the reporters trying to break into U.A., Izuku makes an illusion of All Might and tells them he will be attending a press conference at the Endeavor Agency, and even if the staff tries to kick them out, they must hold their ground.
- After being elected as Class President, Izuku dones his President Loki look, complete with suit and a pin saying "Izuku for Rperesentative".
- Momo makes very clear that she will do all in her power to mess with Izuku's pranks and tricks. Izuku, excitedly tells her to Bring It, right before he turns the entire class into a swamp, with a fake alligator nearly attacking Bakugo during it. Their Sitcom Arch-Nemesis rivalry has officially begun.
- Said rivalry, in nutshell. By KageNekem.
Momo: you can’t prank
Izuku: and I took that personally
- Chapter 13:
- The teachers Online Alias at their group chat: All Might is "All Shite", Power Loader is "Mei Makes Me Drink", Snipe is "Mandalorian" and Ectoplasm is "Karoeke Master".
- Power Loader is reasonably worried over letting Mei meet with Izuku.
Mei Makes Me Drink: Yes, ma’am. But, back to Hatsume, did you know she found the mines we were planning to use at the festival?
#ChangeAllMightsName (Cementoss): Why was one of your mines just sitting out to be found?…
Mei Makes Me Drink: Not the point, Ishiyama. The point is, she upgraded it! Now, if someone walks by it without setting it off, the damn thing follows them until it explodes!
#ChangeAllMightsName: Oh…
Rattator: That is certainly…unexpected…
Mei Makes Me Drink: Thank you! Do you understand what I’m dealing with now?!
Rattator: I certainly do. How many do you think she could upgrade before the festival?
Eraserpillar: Nezu, no.
DJ Cockacool: Nezu, YEEEEEEEEEEA
Eraserpillar: Shut up. You just want more ridiculousness at the festival to make yourself look better while you announce it.
DJ Cockacool: *Finger guns.*
Mandalorian: Dagnabbit, every time.
Rattator: Your class has a meeting with the support department next Monday Aizawa, this sounds like the perfect opportunity to test our new mines.
Mei Makes Me Drink: Our?!
Eraserpillar: No thanks. You really want me to put the girl who makes heat-seeking land mines next to the green-haired demon who could make them invisible?
Rattator: Aizawa, if that was your attempt to dissuade me then I’m sorry to tell you but it’s having quite the opposite effect.- Before the trip, Izuku decides to prank Momo. So he shapeshifts into Tenya, and makes them spend their free time designing a plan for a sit up, only to find out the bus is an open concept. Momo is furious. And how did Izuku got Tenya distracted long enough for the prank to work? He said there was a grammatical error in the students guidbook, which prompted Tenya to go see the the principal in order to correct it.
- After learning his classmates find his shapeshifting antics endearing, Izuku shifts into Denki when the boy asks. Denki is really excited, until Kyoka asks him to stop touching himself in front of the class. Mina, on the other hand, asks Izuku to turn into her, and unlike Denki, she has no problem touching herself in front other people.
- After Bakugo annoys him, Izuku promptly trolls him by turning the bomber into Mt. Lady. It gets extra hillarious since Izuku can't change the person's voice, so you get Bakugo's growling and angry voice coming out of a super model's body.
- Chapter 14:
- Loki and Ebony Maw arrive at All for One's hideout to watch the USJ attack. After some vitriol between the Symbol of Evil and the God of Mischief, Loki decides to introduce Maw. Of course, he doesn't waste the opportunity to mess with Thanos's Mouth of Sauron.Maw: Hear me and rejoice, Terran. For today, you have the opportunity to be a part in the saving of the universe. For there is nothing better than the privilege you have obtained, to serve the Great Titan. I, am Ebony Maw. General Commander of the Chitauri, Outrider, and Dark Elf forces. Leader of the Black Order. And child of-
All for One: I would like to apologize to you, Loki.
Loki, (barely restraining a laugh): “And...“And what would that be for?
All for One: When we first met, I thought you pretentious as you spoke of being ‘burdened with glorious purpose.’ Now, however,” (looks at Maw)' I realize how much worse it could have been, so I apologize. - Izuku taking down the villains on his own. At one point he shapeshifts into a kangaroo and then into an alligator to take them down. He also morphs into a snake and makes a villain hit himself.
- After tricking Hirona into revealing that the Nomu only obeys her, Izuku shifts into the villain and orders the beast to attack her. It's both awesome and hillarious.Hirona: Stupid creature! Now sto-
Izuku: Attack, Nomu!
Hirona: No, stop!
Izuku: Yes!
Hirona: No!
Izuku: Yes! - After being teleported to the Downpour Zone, Izuku is saved when something slams on the villain and knocks him out. However it's not just something. It's a mace. A flying mace that heads right back to Denki's hand. It doesn't take long for Izuku realize that the lightning boy is related him, but since Denki's (terrible) attempts to lie fail, Izuku decides to cut the chase.Izuku: Ok, we don’t have time for this. (Creates an illusion of Thor) Is this your dad? (Denki nods, gobsmacked) So just to clarify. (Points at the illusion) This is your dad? (Denki nods again) THIS person here, is definitely your dad? (Denki nods yet again) Uncle Thor is your dad?!
Denki: Yes!! Yes, that’s my-wait! Wait wait wait…UNCLE?!
Izuku: Yes, uncle! (Creates an illusion of Loki next to Thor) Do you know who that is?!
Denki: Uncle Loki?!
Izuku: Hearing him called that is so weird…but yes! Loki! That’s MY dad!
Denki: That’s your dad?! (Izuku nods) That guy in green, you’re sure he’s your dad?! (Izuku nods again) And you’re positive-
Izuku: WE JUST DID THIS KAMINARI! - When Denki questions Izuku over how he missed the fact that he was clearly using magic during the Battle Trials, Izuku realizes he missed that out due too busy thinking about Ochako's outfit and changes the subject.
- Loki and Ebony Maw arrive at All for One's hideout to watch the USJ attack. After some vitriol between the Symbol of Evil and the God of Mischief, Loki decides to introduce Maw. Of course, he doesn't waste the opportunity to mess with Thanos's Mouth of Sauron.
- Chapter 15:
- The author gives a not-that-sublte Take That! to Thor: Love and Thunder during Hirona and Tenko's reunion at the beginning of the chapter:
Hirona: Did you see the movie? It wasn’t bad but there were too many jokes and they totally wasted the villain.- Izuku comes up with a plan to fool the Kurse by shapeshifting into Malekith and making it drop its guard. The young trickster can't help but wonder how ecstatic his father would be if he saw it. Answer Cut to Loki, who is overseeing the attack, beaming with pride for his son, complete with a foam finger saying "Izuku #1" and Maw being absolutely done with Loki.
- Izuku and Denki then try to fly to the plaza so Izuku can inact his plan to take control of the Nomu and use it against Kurse. Key word, try. You can see they have inherited their fathers Vitriolic Best Buds relationship despite only knowing each other for a short time.
Izuku: You call this control!!
Denki: You can criticize my flying when you learn it yourself!
Izuku: Alright, next time, I’ll throw Thunderstrike!
Denki: No way! Get your own magical flying item!
Izuku: But yours is right there!
Denki: Hey! It’s still following us right?!- Dropping in plaza, Izuku orders Denki to use Thunderstrike, not unlike a trainer to his Pokémon. Denki later tells him to hypnosis, again much like a trainer to his Pokémon, and Izuku internally promises to stab his newfound cousin for it.
- Chapter 16:
- Loki is still wearing the foam finger from the previous chapter, both to cheer up on Izuku and because it annoys the hell out of Maw.
- Izuku mentions that being held by a giant brainless monster is not amongst the weirdest things he ever experienced. Let's leave it that...
- After proving the Nomu is friendly and would only attack if its master was in danger, Izuku asks Tsukauchi if can keep it, not unlike a child would ask their parents about keeping a stray dog. To drive the point further, Izuku orders Nomu to act less menancingly, and the monster starts behave like the world's creepiest St. Bernard. Tsukauchi is so done with this situation.
- Thor and Denki show up at Izuku's place to take him to their home so he won't be alone for the night. The cousins immeadiatly show their dorkiness is hereditary.
Denki: Because I mean…” (he gestures between them)Dude.
Izuku: I know.
Denki: Dude!
Izuku: I know!
Denki:DUDE!
Izuku: I KNOW!- Denki created a group chat for their friends, Mischief Squad, and you can't help but giggle with their Online Alias: Ochako is "Mochiroid", Denki is "Yellow Raijin", Tsu is "Dat Girl" and Tenko is NoobMaster69
- Denki points out Tsu's brought her Verbal Tic of finishing sentences with "ribbit" to their chat. Tsu mentions she doesn't have to, but will for the sole reason to annoy Denki. It works.
- Thor and Denki tease Izuku about his crush on Ochako, which quickly spirals out of control for the young boys.
Thor, sounding like someone who just made a great discovery: Ah, so it is girls. Just, human girls?
Izuku: What does that mean?!!!
Thor: Well… I figured I would just ask. Izuku, your father can turn into a great many animals and he has been known to sometimes-
Izuku: NOOOOOOO! Nope! No! None of that here!
Denki: Hey, no judgments here bro. Totally get it if you’re into, like, cat girls or something.
Thor: That may not be too far off. Your father told me about the time he found that Wild, Wild Pussycats magazine hidden in your room, Izuku.
Denki: Oh my god, he looks like a strawberry!
Izuku: I-it wasn’t like that! T-there was s-some really good a-articles and… (Denki laughs harder)
Thor: Oh, you find that amusing, Denki?
Denki, realizing his mistake: D-dad, wait!
Thor: Well, perhaps Izuku would like to know about the articles of Mt. Lady I found on your desk.
Denki: Y-you got it wrong!
Izuku, whispering while Thor laughs: Mt. lady? The holiday spread?
Denki: Special December edition.
Izuku: Cabin at night?
Denki: Yup, with snow outside.
Izuku: Oh. Yeah.
Denki: Yeah. - Chapter 17:
- Izuku not being amused over Thor's Daddy Had a Good Reason for Abandoning You explanation towards Denki:
Thor: Well, as you know Izuku, through my time as both the God of Thunder and an Avenger, I’ve made a lot of enemies. So-
Izuku: Uncle Thor…if you tell me it was to protect them I will stab you through your seat.(Beat) Uncle Thor?
Thor: Just so you know, these seats are made of some pretty thick materials.
Izuku, facepalming: Just so you know, I’m only not stabbing you because mom would kill me for messing up your seats.- Izuku and Denki get excited over the prospect of exploiting the Loophole Abuse of their magical powers not being Quirks to go around pranking people, like getting themselves arrested in different places and prank all the jails by easily breaking out. Izuku even suggests changing their appearance by making them think different people are responsible for it, before Thor deadpans that now he understands that Odinsleep is not a way for the All-Father to recharge his immense power, but a much needed time away from his kids. Izuku and Denki burst into laughter.
- Thor being an Open-Minded Parent:
Thor: Take a beer. It’s tradition to get your fill of ale after a day of battle.
Denki, laughing: That would be something, right? Survive the USJ only to die to my mom when she finds out I was drinking.- And later:
Thor: Look at it this way, With your mother at work tomorrow, you and your friends will have the house to yourselves. I expect at least some of it to still be standing when she returns.
Izuku: Wouldn’t you…I mean. Wouldn’t you want the whole house standing?
Thor: It would be hypocritical of me to hold you to higher standards than I had when I was your age.
Izuku: I don’t think you have to worry about that…
Thor: As a responsible father, it is my job to worry. Now, should that case of alcohol I just put in the fridge not be there when I return, I will pretend not to notice. And if any extra merriment should happen, the spare bedroom is down this hall-
Denki: And I think it’s time for bed! (Yanks Izuku and both rush out of the room.)- In the following morning, Denki is changing to go to school but can't use the toilet because his dad forgot Mjölnir on top of it. Again. So Thor decides to cut to the chase and summons his warhammer to him. Small problem: The bathroom's door was closed. Denki is quick to point out his mom will be mad, and Thor decides that maybe his mission to take care of the Dark Elf remnants should take a couple of extra days off.
- Mischief Squad hanging out at Denki's place. Tenko is throughly destroying everyone at video games and Tsu is annoying the hell out of Denki by typping "ribbit" at their group chat. This exchange when Tenya complains about Mortal Kombat extreme violence:
Izuku: Oh, you’re just mad you lost to me!
Tenya: It would be immature to be upset at a loss at a video game!…and we both know you waiting for me to obtain first place before using your blue turtle shell was completely unethical!- Hirona uses Kurogiri's Quirk to get her hands on the new Hero movie that just came out of theaters. Doubles as Heartwarming.
Preparations Arc
- Chapter 18:
- For starters, Eri's POV introduction. It is about as sweet as it is funny.
- Eri's morning routine: Watching cartoons, playing with toys, practicing her stabbing technique, and drawing. Also when Mic tells her she can't practice with her knives until Aizawa comes back, she does what Izuku told her: Smile sweetly, say okay, and then go grab one of the knives they had hidden in her room.
- Eri refrains herself from referring to Aizawa as her dad outside her head, but once she hears he got injured, she throws all caution off the window and openly calls him that in private. Doubles as Heartwarming.
- Once she finds out she will be meeting Class 1-A, Eri decides she will judge whether or not they are nice enough to around her surrogate big brother. If not, well, she brings her personal bladed bracers that she keeps down her sleeves. The little girl clearly adopted her surrogate family's Good Is Not Soft attitude. Also counts as Awesome.
- Izuku and his friends attempt to prank the class before the period starts, only for it to thwarted by Momo, thanks to Kyoka's hearing. Both Class President and Vice-President agree that This Means War!.
- On her way to the gym Ochako gets lost on her thoughts, so Mina decides to tease her. It goes about as well as you expected it:
Mina: Don’t sweat it, girl. So, what’s got you so distracted?…or better, who’s got you so distracted?
Ochako: Ha! I was thinking about the Sports Festival, not Deku!
Mina, smirking: I never said you were thinking about Midoriya.- The class is introduced to Eri and her new bodyguard, Nomy the Nomu. Bakugo, being himself, acts antagonistic towards Izuku, prompting Nomy to restrain him. Here is what happens:
Bakugo: If you don’t have this thing, put me down right now…
Izuku: Do you have faith in me now, Kacchan? I could have Nomu here throw you into space if I wanted.
Ochako: I could remove his weight and it’d be a lot easier.
Izuku: Yeah, but you charge in Mochi.
Ochako: Nah, for him it’d be free.
Aizawa: Midoriya. Uraraka. No conspiring to throw anyone into space. (He looks at Ectoplasm) Why do I live in a world where that has to be said?
Izuku: So if not space then sensei, then how high up in the atmosphere can we-
Aizawa: Midoriya…
Izuku: Okay, okay, I’m done. Nomu, drop him.
Bakugo: Wha-“ (Bakugo gets dropped on the ground like a bag of potatoes) You did that on purpose you-“ (A warning growl from Nomu cuts him off.)- Eri causing a Cuteness Proximity towards everyone meeting her for the first time. There is also her nickname to Bakugo, "angry yap yap boy".
- Eri then asks Izuku to turn one of Ectoplasm clones into a copy of Bakugo. She then proceeds to trash said copy by slicing its leg, then pins its arm with a blade before slicing the clone's neck, covering her and the teachers with its grey goo. Then she looks straight at Bakugo and makes clear Nomy is not the one he needs to worry about. All while smile very sweetly along the way.
- Izuku stabbing Denki over his Incredibly Lame Pun (Who is Thor's favorite Smash Bros character? The Hammer Brothers). Everyone freaks out over it, until Denki reveals his Healing Factor and this kind of reaction is expected on their family. Then both boys realize they forgot to tell their friends they are related.
- Tenko and Izuku's solution to deal with the croud at their door:
Tenko: Guess we’re getting raided. (He bumps Izuku) Can I get one of those swords you looted from the USJ?
Izuku, while Momo glares at them: What?! Tenko, no! How could you even think about doing something like that to other students? (Whispering, after Momo looks away) Yeah, I got you.- Monoma shows up to antagonize 1-A, as well as accuse Izuku of being a traitor. Izuku decides to get back at him and creates the illusion of two Velociraptors that cause all the other course students to run away. Monoma tries to put a brave face, only to run away himself once he see how realistic they are.
Monoma: I can even smell them…f-fine! This isn’t over!- Ochako asks for Izuku and Eri to train on Quirkless combat, and it's clear that Eri is already playing Shipper on Deck.
- Chapter 19:
- Deadpool makes his first cameo on the story during his phone call to Izuku at beginning of the chapter. From starters, Inko is extremely annoyed over the Merc with a Mouth's call, and given how much of a bad influence he can be to Izuku, you can hardly blame her. He mentions the Noodle Incident when he and Izuku stole the X-Men Jet to go to his favorite taco resturant before it closed, only for the jet to be remotely brought back and Izuku get grounded. Izuku mentions that's problably the reason he is not allowed to board a plane. Wade also mentions he wants to give Izuku a gun for his upcoming birthday (he already can cause so much chaos, how much trouble a gun-wielding trickster can cause?) and Izuku promises to at least think about it. Before hanging up, in typical Deadpool fashion, he asks his nephew to say hi to the readers.
- Eri and Laura bonding over past as victims of experiments and love for stabbing bad guys. Doubles as Heartwarming.
- Izuku's feelings for Ochako finally reach a breaking point that he can no longer deny when one of his Literal Split Personality clones, Decoy Thirteen representing his love for Ochako, manifests itself into reality. Izuku decides to tempt fate and wonder what else could go wrong. Answer Cut to Nezu, watching the recovered USJ footage of Izuku boasting his true identity during the attack.
- Chapter 20:
- Setsuna unofficially joins Mischief Squad, and proceeds to get on Izuku's nerves not only by dismissing his title as Prince of Mischief but also by claiming to be a better prankster than him.
- The Squad then starts with their next prank before the Festival and go after Monoma. Ochako pretends to be unable to lift her school case, and asks him for help. In truth she simply increased the gravity of it and when Eri shows up, she turns it off so the girl easily lifts it. After Monoma gets done with, Nomy, who was disguised as a dog during the whole prank shows himself and makes the smug blonde run for his life.
- Aizawa finds out that Izuku and Denki are related. His reaction:
Aizawa, stiffly: Thank you for informing me. (He turns stiffly to the window behind Nezu and begins to look around it.)
Nezu: There is no way to open the window from there, I’m afraid.
Aizawa: Thank you.
Nezu: The robots have also begun their cleaning session of the windows on the building. So they have all automatically locked themselves. Is it not counterproductive to adopting Eri after all this time only to immediately throw yourself out of a window?
Aizawa: You’re wrong, I would never do that to Eri. (He points at the two boys on the couch.) No, I planned to throw one or both of them out of the window.
Nezu: Aizawa I cannot allow you to throw these children out of a window-” (Izuku breathes a sigh of relief.) -While Recovery Girl is on campus. The caning she would deliver to us for such an act would be dubious.
Izuku: I-um...
Aizawa: I understand, I can wait.- Thor arrives for the meeting with Nezu. They had to contact him through his wife because he doesn't a phone nor a computer, even if he knows what an email is.
- Nezu's answer over what he intends to do with the information about Izuku and Denki's parentage.
Nezu: To answer the first part of your question, Mr. Odinson…nothing!
What was it called again? Right, an anime fall. If Izuku could do that, he would.- Arriving at home after the exhausting meeting, Thor suggests they celebrate with beer, only for Loki to chastise him and say champagne is more appropriate. Both boys are incredibly annoyed.
- Chapter 21:
- On their way to the Festival, Denki can't help but point how their respective fathers came up to give them their last names instead of going with "Thorson" or "Lokinson". Thor gave his son the last name "Kaminari" which simply means "Thunder" while Izuku realizes that the "Midori" (which means "green") from his last name comes from the fact that green is Loki's favorite color, much to his utter annoyance.
- Denki accidentally misnaming Thanos by calling him “Thermos, Thermometer and Thanatos".
- All Might decides to troll Aizawa for the "All Shite" nickname from the groupchat by pointing out that since Eri considers him a brother and Aizawa her father, that technically makes him Aizawa's son as well. Izuku doesn't waste time and races to find his teacher:
Izuku, kicking the announcer's booth door open: Dad!
Aizawa: What the fu-- Izuku, or rather Decoy Thirteen, shows up at the students waiting room before the Festival and tries to help Ochako to easen up her nerves. Little problem. He starts to really invade Ochako's personal space and nearly blurts out Izuku's feelings. The other clones show up to stop him and... chaos ensues:
Ochako blinks once. Then twice. One more time. Yup. She sees correctly. Deku was interrupted when a second Deku appeared from nowhere and tackled him to the ground.
Two: That’s enough out of you! Did you think we wouldn’t know you left?!
Thirteen: You can’t silence me forever, Two! The truth needs to come out! It sets you-
Two: Not yet! Three, help me!
Three: Not logical. I agree with Thirteen. Emotions only get in the way of making the right choices, might as well get it out and over with.
Two: We can discuss logic later! Just get over here and grab ahold of his feet so we can-hey! Don’t you lick my hand!
Three: Also not logical.
Two: What’s wrong, now?!
Three: He could kick me.
Four: Don’t worry, everyone! I, the real Izuku Midoriya, in the flesh, will stop this fight!
Two: Five! Shut the hell up! Get over here and grab Thirteen’s legs so we can throw him off the roof of the stadium or something!- Thor and Loki being Henpecked Husbands in front of their wives:
Inko: Now, you both are going to behave yourselves, aren’t you?
Ms. Kaminari: You two are still on thin ice for offering the boys alcohol.
Thor and Loki: Yes, dear.
Sports Festival Arc
- Chapter 22:
- Hirona goes ballistic after Izuku's speech during the Sports Festival and proceeds to trash the bar, destroying the computer she was watching the event at. Kurogiri is not even phased, it's an habit from Hirona to break computers from reasons that go from her way in the plot or a series "dragging out her OTP for no reason". He just keeps spare laptops in a closet just in case it happens.
- Izuku manages to get a head start at the obstacle race by making a copy of Midnight to disteact everyone. His family's reaction:
Loki: Atta boy, Izuku!!
Thor: Don’t fall for such putrid tricks already, Denki!!
Loki: How dare you call our tricks putrid?
Thor: H-hey! Get your foam finger out of my eye!- Much like in canon, Mineta tries to take Shoto down. And much like canon, he just gets one-shot by a robot.
- While the Obstacle Race is mostly intense, Shoto allows himself to be mometarily distracted by thinking which of his classmates are related to famous heroes: Mei to Iron Man; Tenya to Quiksilver and Sero to Spider-Man. He privately promises to using Endeavor's credit card to get himself a portable whiteboard after the festival.
- Izuku's joy from winning the first event fades quickly when he sees his dad, wearing a version of the UA gym uniform but the front is modified with the number one and "Izuku Midoriya" written across both the uniform a giant foam finger on his hand, Inko is nearly flooding the stadium with tears. Denki makes fun of his cousin... only to realize in horror that Thor is wearing an exact same outfit with his face and name on it. To make things worse, his mom calls him by his Embarrassing Nickname, "Spark Plug". Izuku wastes no time vanishing from the place and leaving Denki to his luck.
- Nezu created a special package of rules with specific wording to make sure Izuku wouldn't exploit another Loophole Abuse... but didn't deliver it during the first event because it would be funnier that way. Aizawa is not at all surprised.
- Chapter 23:
- True to his word, Nezu delivered a list with specific wording to make Izuku doesn't find a loophole on the rules again. One of them is no outside help, especially Eri.
- Izuku keeps a video game controller on his pocket dimemsion just in case someone around him makes a "Press X to Doubt" joke.
- Mei lists all the things she brought along for the Festival to help Izuku's team:
Mei: Hover boots, nets, jet pack, sludge pills, tasers, death ray-oh darn, Power Loader took that one out- flash bangs, smoke bombs, pretty much any bomb you can think of!- Bakugo makes Izuku and the others join his team if so he can get answers about Izuku's behaviour the past months or so. Everyone is shocked over it, except for Mei, who proceeds to invade Bakugo's personal space and talks about making babies with him. Even the explosive blonde is weirded out by the resident Mad Scientist.
- After the second event ends, Mei promptly kidnaps Tenko to use him as guinea pig. His cry for help falls on death ears, since Izuku takes it as payback for nearly costing his victory.
- Shoto accosts Izuku to ask if he is Star and Stripe secret love child. Izuku denies and tries to get ice and fire user off his back by revealing his true parentage. To his shock, Shoto believes him... and doesn't believe him as well. As true Conspiracy Theorist, he decides that he needs all the facts before setting with either option.
- Chapter 24:
- Black Comedy at its finest. In order to get Decoy Thirteen to quit his rabid Love Freak attitude, the other clones tie him up and toss him over the railing. Two quickly assures the students they have nothing to worry about, the other will come back in couple of minutes or so.
- Loki keeps embarrassing his son:
Loki: IZUKUUUUUUUU! Show that mortal who’s boss and why you- excuse me?… What do you mean I can’t have this bullhorn?… Do you know who I am?…well how about I introduce myself-
Thor: Brother! No!
Loki: Get out of my way! With where I plan to put this bullhorn, I hope human throats expand like snakes for his sake!- Izuku makes plans to mess with Endeavor even more now that he knows about Shoto's backstory, such as walking into his office as All Might and said he was retiring, or turning into Endeavor and go on a long rant to the media about the greatness that is All Might. He leaves those thoughts for later.
- Thanks to his experience with video games, Tenko immeadiatly shut downs Mei's offer to give to the fight to him. Unfortunately, this prompts Mei to fight him for real and bring her A-Game, like electrfied wires. Tenko decides to take a page of Izuku's book and grabs the wires to decay them and toss Mei off the arena. She claims he still needs to come to support labs to make up for all the items he destroyed, and Tenko can't realize he just made a deal with the Devil.
- Chapter 25:
- Thor and Loki are discussing all the possible candidates besides their son, until Inko mischievously points out how Izuku has been talking a lot about Ochako over the past few weeks. Loki is quick to understand the implications and already starts to make plans to meet the future Princess of Mischief.
- Izuku finally gets to meet Hitoshi, and if you thought the trickster's meeting with Aizawa was fun, this one is even better. Hitoshi's first impression of Izuku is that he is a demon hiding a bush as the greenette bombards him with questions about his Quirk. At first Hitoshi attempts to brainwash Izuku to leave him alone, only to be flabbergasted when Izuku no-sells his Quirk. Izuku casually mentions that he was trained to withstand any kind of brainwashing and Hitoshi is genuinely scared of this level casualness. Izuku then reveals his true goals: To be his partner in pranks.
Izuku: Pranks! Your quirk is a treasure trove for pranks! Brainwashing without having to get close to someone, are you kidding me?! Do you know what we could do with that?! You could make Kacchan compliment everyone while we film it! Or Monoma copy that one kid’s quirk who can weld things and make him stick himself somewhere embarrassing! Or make Endeavor walk into traffic!
Hitoshi: What was that last one-
Izuku: The possibilities are endless!- Then Izuku vanishes as fast as he showed up, and Hitoshi hurries to get to Recovery Girl so he can recover from whatever the hell that meeting was.
- Chapter 26:
- The teachers reactions after Izuku uses Cryokinesis:
Eraserpillar: I didn’t sign up for two Todoroki’s.
Rattator: Resignation denied once again. I will, however, look into your request for a heated sleeping bag.
Eraserpillar: There is a god.
Rattator: But of course, I have been here the entire time.
Kneecaps Beware: I think we are all missing something important.
Rattator: Aizawa, I found your comparison of me to Mickey Mouse you sent to Mic humorous. Well done!
Eraserpillar: You can see our private messages?
Rattator: I’m more surprised you wouldn’t have guessed that.
Eraserpillar: Making sure Midoriya doesn’t burn my classroom down with half the kids helping him tends to take up my brain cells.
Rattator: A good explanation if I have ever heard one. Speaking of Mickey Mouse, do tell Mic to tone down the Disney references. Their lawyers are on the phone as we speak. They did not appreciate their movie being referred to without permission.
Mandalorian: Ain’t that free publicity for them?
Ratttator: My mistake. I meant they did not appreciate being referred to without being properly compensated.
Rattator: While we have the topic of private conversations fresh on the mind, I would appreciate it if someone could speak to Midnight about the lewd photos she sends her boyfriend. Despite my requests, she continues.
Eraserpillar: You could stop looking at our private conversations.
Rattator: Oh, Aizawa! Another great joke! I must say, you are on a roll today.
Kneecaps Beware: AS I WAS SAYING!
Rattator: Apologies, Chiyo.
Kneecaps Beware: I am looking at Midoriya’s file and I can’t find any indication in his quirk registry that this should be possible.
Kneecaps Beware: My only theory is either something was missed on his initial quirk registration, which given the complexity of his quirk is possible, or his quirk just experienced an evolution.
Kneecaps Beware: The latter theory is less likely because I can not find any link in his quirk to ice or water manipulation. Or whatever this is.
Rattator: Your concerns are noted Chiyo, thank you. But be rest assured, I know exactly what is happening here.
Kneecaps Beware: Wonderful, would you mind telling the rest of us?
Rattator: Yes :D
Eraserpillar: Yes you’ll tell us or yes you mind?
Rattator: :D- After Shoto uses his flames for the first time, Thor and Endeavor go on a shouting match over who is supporting their relative the most:
Endeavor: SHOTOOOOO!! Good! Finally!! With this, it is your first step to surpassing me and fulfilling my desire!!
Thor:IZUKUUUUU!! Don’t back down! Keep fighting! Show them why the gates of hell will one day be filled with the screams of your enemies!
Endeavor: SHOTOOOOO!! Use my blood and take your victory!
Thor: IZUKUUUUUUU!! Show them why Asgard is undefeated in battle!
Endeavor: SHOTOOOOOOOO!!
Thor: IZUKUUUUUUUUUU!!
Endeavor: SHOTOOOOOOOOOO!!
Thor: IZUKUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!- As Izuku and Shoto recover at the nurse office, Aizawa brings Ochako and Eri to read him the riot act. Eri attempts to capitalize on it and get some extra candy apples but Aizawa shuts her down.
- Chapter 27.
- Flashback example: After defeating Loki during another spar, Thor decides to annoy his brother by "flirting" with Mjölnir. To get back at him, Loki flirts with the horses (Brenda and Ingrid) at the stables.
- It is time for Izuku and Denki's match, the Sports Festival finals... but of course the princes of Mischief and Thunder couldn't waste the opportunity to troll everyone up on live TV, so until Izuku is fully healed from his fight with Shoto, they decide to pass time by playing ''Heroes vs. Capcom", and unless the staff is willing tp disquilify them both, everyone needs to sit tight and watch the game. Even Aizawa, for the first time ever, is amused. As for Nezu...
Midnight: Hey, it's Nemuri. What does Nezu think about this?… What do you mean he’s still laughing?!- How does Izuku gets to use the event selector? He bribes Mei with the Dark Elf rifle from the USJ. Unlike Tenko, Izuku is smart enough to realize he made a deal with the Devil.
- Chapter 28:
- Hirona's meeting with Nagant. Up until this point the girl has been presented as either as Tragic Villain or a fierce and determined fighter. Here, however, we finally get a glimpse of her Adorkable personality, with her barely reigning in her own fangirl antics while trying to make her sales pitch to the assassin.
- Shoto mentions that after being released, he intends to have dinner at the fanciest restaurant in town, all at Endeavor's expense. He then lets his Conspiracy Theorist let through and questions Izuku about stuff like possible secret alien invasions and parasites. This becomes a funny in a rather dark way, since one could say Shoto accidentally foreshadowed both the Skrulls and symbiotes.
- Upon finding out what kinda of place Omnipotence City is, Denki can't help but wonder if Jesus is amongst the pantheon members, and Izuku himself can't be sure of otherwise.
- Ochako's hillarious freak out after Izuku reveals he is an alien:
Ochako: Aliens… O-or half-alien for you I guess, sorry. How long have aliens been on Earth?! Was there really an alien secret moon base we never found because we stopped going?! Wait, does that make all gods aliens? Or all aliens gods? If I went to another planet, I’d be an alien, yeah? To them? Would that also make me a god?! - Chapter 29:
- Ochako keeps freaking out over the reveal about aliens, to the point she wonders if she is not alien and doesn't know about it. Then the dinner with the Midoriyas happens and she is actually shocked on how mundane everything is.
- Mic being a drama queen after Vlad King is fired:
Present Mic: A little more dramatics, I guess? I don’t know, I thought we were gonna be here forever! Witnessing this long drawn-out battle as Vlad fights to keep his job, but the ever steadfast Nezu, counters his every point, blow for blow! I thought sides would be taken, man! Staff civil war, those who defend Vlad and those who didn’t, arguing for hours as we go back and forth on the issue! Chairs flying, Shota canceling quirks left and right! That sorta thing! (slumps at his seat disappointed) Not for you to just tell Vlad why and fire him on the spot.- Nezu proceeds to introduce Vlad's replacements, Logan and Colossus. Midnight wastes no time hitting on the Russian hero, but unfortunately the guy is compromised... with her. Appearently Piotr has no idea that his new girlfriend Nemuri Kayama is his co-worker out of costume. Midnight is having too much fun with this Two-Person Love Triangle to say anything.
- Chapter 30:
- Izuku's clones are watching him and Ochako cuddling during their movie night. Decoy Thirteen shows up but promises not to interfere, since his brothers will come up with a new way kill him when that happens, Decoy Seven insterested in recreating the scene from Raiders of Lost Arc, where the villain gets shreded by the airplane blades. Not like the Love Freak needs to interfere since he was the one who texted Mina and suggested her to challenge Ochako into watching Alien because scary movies get couples close.
- Logan and Aizawa have a talk. A rather difficult one since it's clear both hero teachers have No Social Skills.
Logan: Surprised you’d agree to Nezu’s hero teacher bonding time anyway.
Aizawa: We’ve barely interacted.
Logan: Just picking up what you’re putting out there, bub.
Aizawa: Maybe you’re not completely hopeless then. (Beat) And the rat won’t give me back my sleeping bag until we’re done.
Logan: Just buy a new one.
Aizawa: He bought out every sleeping bag within a thirty-mile radius. By the time I drove out, got one, and came back, it’d be over an hour. It’d be illogical to do so.
Logan: Order one online.
Aizawa: Fastest I can find is a two-hour delivery.
Logan: I still can’t tell if you’re fucking with me about Nezu buying all the sleeping bags or not.
Aizawa: It’s Nezu. That’s tame by his standards. Stick around long enough and you’ll figure it out.
Logan: I’ll take your word for it. (Beat) You taking any of my students for their internship?
Aizawa: Out of the sixteen who get to choose, no. Of the four who are being forced to work with a UA teacher because of their actions during the festival, Monoma.
Logan: Okay.
(Awkward Silence)
Aizawa: Rasputin didn’t have to be here?
Logan: He’s got ‘orientation’ with Midnight. Last I heard, they were going back to her place.
Aizawa: Figures. You even have a Japanese teaching license?
Logan: You think I’ve been doing fuck-all all this time I’ve been alive? Had to get one before I even thought about opening a school here.
Aizawa: Why Japan?
Logan, having a minor flashback: Got quite the history with this place.
Aizawa: Ominous.
(More Awkward Silence)
Aizawa: Since you’re here and Rasputin is- Where’s Laura?
Logan: Nezu let me drop her off with Eri in one of your gyms for…playtime.
Aizawa: Yeah, playtime, (Gets up and starts to walk away) Come with me. Or not. I don’t care. (Walks away but Logan follows him.) Oh, good. Now our riveting conversation can continue.
Logan: Believe me, bub. I’ve had much more frustrating talks with other heroes.
(Flashback)
Tony: I’m sorry, what was your name again?
Logan: Wolverine.
Tony: Right. So. This is what I’m thinking, your people on one side of the room, my people on the other side. We have some coffee, and donuts. Squirrel Girl is supposed to be here. I don’t have to be worried about you…you know…” (Tony makes a motion like he’s eating ribs)
Logan: I didn’t name myself Wolverine because I eat like one.
Tony: Well, you gotta work with me here. Because it clearly wasn’t for your, (Tony looks him up and down) cheery disposition.
Logan: You this much of a jackass to everyone, bub?
Tony: It’s part of my cheery disposition. Claws made of Adamantium? Slightly impressive. Show me.(Logan clenches his right fist and extends his three metal claws from his knuckles.) And your whole skeleton is made of that? No wonder the X-Men have their own private jet, you must be the biggest pain in the ass at the airport. Interesting. Thanks. If I have a can of peas I need opened, I’ll let you know. (Logan retracts two of the claws leaving the middle one extended.) And I thought Canadians were supposed to be nice.
Logan: Do you ever fucking shut up?
Tony: I do! All the time actually. Come to the movies with me, I won’t talk. I’m not a monster. As for now, I’ll shut up in…Jarvis, how long until the meeting?
JARVIS: One hour and twelve minutes, sir.
Tony: Thanks. I’ll shut up in about thirteen to nineteen and a half hours. Give or take. That okay with you, badger?
Logan: …Wolverine.
Tony: Ah! My bad there, ferret. Should we continue to organize? (The elevator dings behind them and opens.) Hold that thought. Cap! Over here! I got a guy who wants to teach you how to do a fist bump.
(Flashback ends.)
Logan: I’m good with not talking.
Aizawa: At least I know we’ll be able to agree on something.- Then the two of them end getting into a minor argument over which of their surrogate daughters is the most skilled fighter while watching the girls train.
- In order to help Tenko to figure out how to properly use One for All, Gran Torino, in typical Gran Torino fashion, trolls his ward by making it seem he messed his previously saved game. Tenko nearly has a stroke over it. Of course it ends up working, and Gran is more than happy to sit back and watch Tenko hanging out with Tsu.
- Denki and Setsuna hang out at museum and argue over who is the best dinossaur, the T-Rex or Allosaurus. While at it, however, a mother and her cheeky brat kids keep spoilling their mood, so Setsuna decides to get payback by scaring the kids by grabbing a realistic looking small carnivore by the back of its head and jerking it quickly toward them, making the kids run to their mom. Even the security guard watching them finds it hillarious and pretends not to see anything so they can enjoy their date.
- A kind of dark example, but Nagant mentioned she once killed a Conspiracy Theorist that claimed the HPSC had been taken over by aliens. Given what we found out last chapter, he was definitely right.
