"'Torturing small animals'?! What kind of whackjob waterboards Chip 'n Dale?"
Three words: Mecha Chicken Zilla.
If you click on Chat the giant zombie chicken's profile, it says that even other chickens thought he was particularly stupid.
Since Juliet and Nick have a lot of Casual Danger Dialog through the course of the game, a lot of their interactions are going to end up being this.
Juliet says she has to find her sensei, Nick asks for clarification, Juliet doesn't, and Nick asks if that means he's her teacher. She's ecstatic that he can speak Japanese and blurts out a bunch of Gratuitous Japanese. When Nick clarifies that he only knows that one word, she says he's like a kitten who doesn't speak Japanese.
When asked how she and Nick can have babies if he's just a head, Juliet suggests using magic and their DNA to make a child. And cheerfully adds that there's a 50% chance of it being a cannibal.
"Agnes used to be so hot. Now she's got an intestine coming out of her vagina."
When Juliet asks Nick his favorite color, his fumbling to pick one is quite amusing. His delivery is so effective. "I fucked up. It's yellow." Also doubles as a Popculture Bonus.It's a reference to Monty Python.
Josey's influences include, amongst other things, eight-foot piles of cocaine and C-3PO.
Rosalind plays with Nick's head and puts makeup on him. Mr. Starling is absolutely disgusted and orders Nick to "stop acting like a fruit", completely ignoring his protests that he's helpless and Rosalind is the one who did it.
Some of Nick's comments during the boss fights are absolute gold.
(against Zed) "You wear all that makeup to hide your indistinct chin!"
(against Vikke's final form) "He's like my big asshole head brother!"
(against Mariska) "Damn, this bitch is stinky!"
(against Josey) "It's an IFO: Identified Fucking Object!"
(against Lewis) "Now I'm glad they slaughtered all those elephants in Africa. FUCK THEM!"