As a quick note, most of these fall in here due to Kane's reputation for being The Comically Serious.
Undertaker and Kane get one for this. (As an explanation: in the weeks prior to No Mercy, Undertaker had been assaulted, been accused of infidelity, and had his hand broken by Brock Lesnar, and Kane had to deal with the Katie Vick situation.)
Extra Funny: When Jerry Lawler utters the new term in live commentary, it falls in perfect sync with Rock's lips.
Best of all is when Kane goes into full Large Ham mode doing his Hogan impression - complete with arm flexing - the crowd can be heard roaring its approval.
There is also the fact that Rock is looking on incredulously as Kane goes full-on Large Ham while Hogan begins to grin and nod like this is a promo straight out of the 80's and is getting into it.
Doubly hilarious is the fact that he tries and fails to eat it through his mask, and all he can do is shrug at the camera.
A wordless one here with The Undertaker teaching Kane his Finishing Move at the expense of Kaientai. Bonus points for The Big Show throwing a tantrum on the entrance ramp and then walking out as soon as the match ends without ever thinking of getting back in the ring.
During Kane's hunt for the person who had put The Undertaker into a "vegetative state", Jack Swagger was giving a promo where he sang the Boomer Soomer song (complete with bouncing Jack Swagger head to show people which lyric to sing). Kane appeared half way through the song and Swagger slowly deflated before stopping entirely as Kane screamed "WAS IT YOU??!" Into his ear. Considering how straight faced The Undertaker angle had been played up to that point, it was an amusing break to say the least.
Lawler: When was the last time you saw somebody that weighed over 500 pounds do a drop toe-hold on their opponent?
JR: Well cut off my legs and call me "Shorty", I didn't expect to see a scientific match here tonight between these two guys.
The Brothers of Destruction's first match tag-teaming in five years, from the 11.03.06 SmackDown!, against MVP and Kennedy. If you're not peeing yourself laughing at JBL's commentary (and blatant marking-out), Kane and Taker's "Who does the better scoop slam?" contest might get you, as well as the Brothers breaking kayfabe to chat at the end.
An even better moment is near the end of the match; Undertaker has hit MVP with Snake Eyes and Kennedy has been hit with a boot by Kane. Kane's response? He's just shrugging his shoulders and then leaves the ring so Taker finishes the match. Or we can't forget them rushing toward the two in a back and forth to "One-up" each other.
12-26-11. In the middle of preaching to John Cena to embrace his hate, this big red demon started a "CENA SUCKS" chant.
The week prior, during Kane's second assault on Cena, a woman in the front row can be clearly heard chanting "Let's go Cena!", while a man can be clearly heard screaming "CHOKE SLAM HIM, KANE!" A hilarious demonstration of Cena's divided audience.
During the RAW 15th anniversary special, Kane has met up with Lita. At first, you think there's gonna be some big fight and Kane mad about Lita marrying Edge, right? Nope. They're actually talking as in "So, how's the weather?" and "Seen any good movies, lately?" kind of talk.
Even better? Ron Simmons arrives and actually notices how awkward the whole thing is. One word: "DAMN!"
During the triple threat title match at No Way Out, CM Punk had set up Daniel Bryan for a superplex. Kane pulled him down off the turnbuckle and tried to superplex Bryan himself. CM Punk then pulls him down and goes back to trying to superplex Bryan. Kane then pulls Punk down again, inadvertently pulling down his shorts and exposing his ass to half the arena in doing so.
7/3/2012. At the start of the Super Smackdown Live!, during July 4th celebrations, Santino is having trouble lighting the BBQ for the roster. In comes Kane who just stares at the BBQ for a moment before doing the summon fire and brimstone part of his gimmick to light the BBQ. And the he just silently walks away as the crowd goes wild.
Kane: I grew up locked in a basement, suffering severe psychological and emotional scarring when my brother set my parents on fire. From there, I shifted to a series of mental institutions until I was grown, at which point I buried my brother alive. Twice. Since then, I've set a number of people on fire and aducted various coworkers. Oh, and I, uh, once electrocuted a man'stesticles.(The scene skips ahead) Years ago, I had a girlfriend named Katie, but, uh, let's just say that didn't turn out so well.(The scene skips ahead again) My real father's a guy named Paul Bearer, who I recently trapped in a meat locker. I've been married, divorced, broke up my ex-wife's wedding and tombstoned the priest. And for reasons never quite explained, I have an unhealthy obsession with torturing Pete Rose.
The icing on the cake: Literally nothing about it was made up, and none of it has been retconned. All of it is still WWE canon.
He and Daniel Bryan having to hug. It's just as awkward as it sounds. Plus with The Miz making up the rules like it's an actually match, for added hilarity.
While the premise of the segment seems like it should be bad on paper, the crowd reaction to Bryan and Kane (and in Chicago, too) really adds to the moment.
When Triple H and Stephanie McMahon talk to Kane on the Raw after Night of Champions 2015, he acts as if he didn't put his mask on and attack Seth Rollins the previous night. At one point, when Steph asks for the mask back, he gives her a high five instead. It has to be seen to be believed.
It's all too quick, but during one episode of Smackdown when Undertaker was in his American Badass character, the two are seen on camera right before a commercial break walking down a hallway in preparation for a tag match later on in the show. Taker helps himself to some chewing tobacco and offers the bag to Kane - who's masked at this point, mind you - who holds up a hand as if to say, "No thanks, I'm good."
During the 2005 Smackdown Special, after Kane interfered in his partner Big Show's match versus Rey Mysterio, the RAW tag champs were ready to put a further hurting on Mysterio until a familiar "GONG!" hit, followed by Kane's brother The Undertaker, appearing to rescue Rey. Show doesn't see him at first, but Kane, all too aware of his brother's scare tactics, can only look back, see Taker, and give an expression that says "aw shit." He takes one glance at his brother then leaves the ring to let Big Show deal with this mess.
The entire Kane VS Pete Rose saga. It all started at WrestleMania XIV, where Pete Rose served as the special guest ring announcer, and took a tombstone from Kane. At WrestleMania XV, he tried to get revenge by attacking Kane while dressed as the San Diego Chicken, but was unmasked and tombstoned again. He made one more WrestleManiaappearance and tried to attack Kane with a baseball bat while Kane was distracted by someone else dressed as the San Diego chicken, but Rikishi took the bat away and Pete Rose ate a chokeslam from Kane this time, as well as getting a stinkface from Rikishi. It wouldn't be until ten years later until Pete Rose would finally get his revenge by serving as a guest host of RAW and booking Kane in a match against Shawn Michaels. Kane lost the match, but got payback by dragging Pete Rose into his locker room and giving him an (offscreen) beatdown. Kane would bring up his unhealthy obsession with torturing Pete Rose during his anger management storyline with Daniel Bryan.
When Kane fought the Big Show and Raven in a Triple Threat hardcore match at WrestleMania X-7, Raven and the Big Show get away from Kane on a golf cart. Kane's response? He immediately hops on a second golf cart and drives after them...and the referee hitches a ride with him.
Kane was in the middle of cutting a promo declaring his entry into the 2020 Royal Rumble match, when Bray Wyatt interrupted from the Firefly Fun House. After a brief but lengthy exchange (Wyatt at one point even called Kane a "big red bully"), The Fiend emerges from inside the ring ready to attack Kane as the lights turn red, but Kane is not the slightest bit scared. He instead turns back and asks The Fiend "What took you so long?" Cue a running knee from Daniel Bryan which doubles as Awesome.
During the same segment, Truth repeatedly thinks that Jacobs is the President.
Jacobs tricks Truth into coming to a football stadium and meeting a "newly sworn in cop". By now sensing something is up, Truth tries to back off but ends up running into a goalpost, allowing Jacobs to pin him for the title. Jacobs celebrates his victory by running off with the title yelling "I still got it!"
Truth wins the belt back by pinning Jacobs outside his limo. When Jacobs slaps on a good old-fashioned choke, Truth is able to get him to back down by pointing out how "we both have major 24/7 jobs" and that trying to defend the belt would be too distracting for the mayor. Jacobs agrees as they head off to the arena.