The original fanfic:
- "and the pants were dead".
- It becomes even more hilarious if you speak German - "dead pants" is the literal translation of the colloquial expression "Toten Hosen", referring to boredom.
- Speaking of pants... "The next boss died and John Freeman was happy. He walked over to the dead bosses and put them under the ground and planted pants on them so instead of messy dirt and dark there was pretty things there now to be happy."
- "I know bro but you are hero" John Freeman said back to comfart Gordon."
- "Then a big rocket came down and blew a guy's arm off and legs and head and killed other people too." Simply the best description of what happens when a missile explodes.
- Henry Freeman's mom is somehow able to talk without her head. The Combine even call her a "Stupid humen girl with no head."
The machinimas:
- The entire Surreal Humor animation done by djy1991 is what make Full Life Consequences hilarious. While Full Life Consequences was bland and just run-of-the-mill Trollfic, it's the lifeless faces, spaghetti-like extremities, the broken puppet movements, absurd representation of the ideas (like the motorcycle/bathtub), the subs with all the gramattical erros, and the just plain hilarious in crack atmosphere that permeates every single second and every single character in the entire video that makes Full Life Consequences this magical experience.
- Whenever John Freeman pulls a silly face of some description.
- The accompanying visual gag with "it gave them hop!" in the Djy1991 version.
- John Freeman slowly reaching for a self-destruct button... and then slamming his face into the console. Over and over again. While Spider-Man watches.
- The plume of suspicious gas behind John Freeman as he comfarts Gordon Freeman.
- When Henry Freeman says to John Freeman, "Dad! Mom has dead!" and slaps him. Even funnier is John Freeman's response: He yells, "Combines...! You killed wife?!" while bent forward at the waist and at the same time looking straight up into the sky and flailing his arms. And in a YouTube Poop
, John Freeman's dialogue is replaced by Soldier screaming "AGH MY SPINE!", which fits perfectly with the visual. - The accompanying visual for the line "The pants were dead" is hilarious. Later, the video actually shows John Freeman planting pants on the ground!
- The animator's sheer confusion when attempting to transcribe this passage. Not even the sun is immune, as at one point both the sun and some birdsnote glitch out very hard.Narrator: THE CONTRYSIDES WERE NICE AND THE PLANTS WERE SINGING AND THE BIRDS AND THE SUN WAS ALMOST DOWN FROM THE TOP OF THE SKY ???
- "Henry Freeman saw the dead going on all around", as Alyx dances in the background for no apparent reason.
- The fact that you can hear the narrator giggling as he reads it in the djy1991 video is funny in its own right.
- The way that the narrator delivers the big rocket scene in a dull, uninterested manner in djy1991's video only makes it even funnier.
- djy1991 interpreted "John Freeman got his computer shut down" as John Freeman smashing his hard drive. In the second video, djy1991 interprets John Freeman "turning on off the computer" as all the computers in the office being sucked into a black hole.
- John Freeman's "motorcycle" as depicted in the videos is literally a bath tub attached to two large wheels- and John Freeman repeatedly does impractical and clearly unsafe backflips with it. Meanwhile his "other more faster motorcycle that had gas in it this time" is basically a living room chair atop a car frame with a few controls. He also starts humping said bike.
- At one point, he does backflips in the "motorcycle" and, according to the narrator, he landed it...despite clearly being shown the ragdoll flying out of the bathtub after landing.
- In the djy1991 version, the way John Freeman just sort-of... drops◊ Gordon Freeman after he dies.
- In the djy1991 version, the Spit Take done by one of the Combine soldiers◊ while shouting "STOP THE HUMENS!"
- In "Free Man" a group of Combines come out of the "hug tower", surrounded by rainbows in the djy1991 adaptation
- At the end of the djy1991 video adaptation, we see a montage of all the dead characters with halos and ascending to heaven... including the pants that were dead.
- "The next boss was laughing at John Freeman. So John Freeman said, "You will not laugh at me!" and shot a rocket at him, because that was his weakness."
- "I'll get you back evil boss!" John Freeman yelled at the top of lungs.
- In "Free Man", John Freeman tells Henry Freeman to take people on motorcycle and leave the city, and the following exchange occurs:"Son take people on motorcycle and leave city. Make people safe son and nothing happen to them." John Freeman said to Henry Freeman.
"But dad I fight!" Henry Freeman said. [the video shows him having extremely muscular arms, as he proceeds to look at them]
[Beat, as the music cuts off and John Freeman stares at him blankly]
"No son go with people"
