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• "its time for me to live up to my family name and face full life consequences"
• "its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the enemys"
• "Zombie goasts leave this place"
• "I cant give you my lisense officer" John Freeman said "Why not?" said the headcrab oficer back to John Freeman. "Because you are headcrab zombie"
• And the pants were dead.

• "Dear John Freeman, how are you? I miss you at home come home safe and soon with Gordon Freeman for thanksgiving dinner. Love mom."
• "I WILL KILL THE BOSS AND GORDON FREEMAN WILL BE HAPPY SOUL!"
• "John Freeman... you got here slow and now i am zombie goast. you will pay..."

• "ATTACK THE COMBINES!"
• Then a big rocket came down and blew a guys arm off and legs and head and killed other people too.
• "Combines leave my son alone" John Freeman said.

• Probably the most Badass line to ever grace the literary world: "I have to kill fast and bullets too slow"
• Humens have to fight for freedome!
• John Freeman "loked his head around and saw trees and aminals and humens then looked at glowy tower and knew what has to be done."
• The ludicrously long fight scene halfway through the machinima, in which John Freeman flies through every Valve game ever made and throws a ten-car train clear of its rails.