Haiku / Half-Life: Full Life Consequences

Gordon's bro versus...
headcrab cops, zombie "goasts", and
lack of proofreading.

Humens, not humans
Alongside Henry Freeman
They fight for Freedome.

Tale of John Freemanů
Who was Gordon Freeman's bro,
Saver of Humens.

Funny Half-Life fic
Intentionally stupid
Gary Stu hero

Combines, you killed wife?!
Ha ha, headless humen girl
Loved her like sun raise!