Funny / Creepshow

  • Several with Stephen King's Jordy Verrill:
    Jordy: Meteor Shit! (wipes hand on his overalls)
    • During his fantasy sequence about seeking medical attention for his fingers, the doctor flips open a steam-sterilizer and pulls out a cleaver:
      Doctor: This is going to be extremely painful, Mr. Verrill!
    • During his "bummer" fantasy sequence about the broken meteor, the scene is framed with an overlay of a raincloud.
      • And at the end of the sequence, Jordy, utterly shamed, uses his hat to cover the worthless meteor.
    • When he's about to bathe and strips down to see how much of the plant is on him, he screams in terror when he implies that the plant is growing over his crotch.
      Jordy: Oh no NOT THERE!!!
  • Richard Grantham accidentally (on purpose) saying "hick" and not "husband" to describe Hank.
  • Henry's Indulgent Fantasy Segue where he fantasizes about shooting his bitchy wife right between the eyes, and everyone else applauds his aim.
    Onlooker: Good shot!
  • "I've got my cake!"
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