Jordy: Meteor Shit! (wipes hand on his overalls)
- Also his fantasy sequences:
Doctor: This is going to be extremely painful, Mr. Verrill!
- Henry's Indulgent Fantasy Segue where he fantasizes about shooting his bitchy wife right between the eyes, and everyone else applauds his aim.
Onlooker: Good shot!
- "I've got my cake!"
- When Jordy's about to bathe and strips down to see how much of the plant is on him, he screams in terror when he implies that the plant is growing over his crotch.
Jordy: Oh no NOT THERE!!!