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Phoenix: "So, you're..." Apollo: "Fine! I-I'm fine!" Phoenix: "Ah... Mr. Fine, is it?" Apollo: "Uh." Phoenix: "I did remember you having an odd name." Apollo: (Well, we're off to a great start.)
Apollo:[cue Theme Music Power-Up]O! B! J! E! C! T! I! O! N! Judge: "No need to shout, Mr. Justice! I can hear you just fine!" Apollo:[theme music dies] "Ah hah hah..." Kristoph: "Excess yelling can damage the judge's ears...and our case." Apollo: (B-But what about my Chords of Steel?)
After Olga testifies about the card game, the judge becomes surprised at the possibility of gambling in the Borscht Bowl Club. Olga's response?
Wright: (about the locket he's wearing) It's a locket with a picture of my daughter in it.
Apollo: I'm surprised to hear you have a daughter.
Wright: Yes, most people are when they hear about her.
Case 4- 2 (Turnabout Corner)
Everything pertaining to the panties. Especially the judge's reactions whenever a pair is pulled out.
Judge: "What!? More panties!?"
Klavier "How many panties are you carrying in your pocket, Herr Forehead?"
Especially when you use it as your final, decisive piece of evidence!
Try looking back at the trash during the second investigation for this snippet of dialogue:
Trucy: I can still remember that moment... You brandished those bloomers on high, and shouted... "Objection!"
Apollo: ...Here's what I want you to do, Trucy. Take that memory, gently lock it away deep in your heart, and never speak of it.
When you present Trucy's panties to Phoenix on the second day, he'll congratulate you on finding them.
Phoenix: But as a father, I have to wonder why you're still carrying around Trucy's panties in your pocket.
Made even more Hilarious in Hindsight - and also kinda squicky - once you realize that Apollo and Trucy are half-siblings and Phoenix is very aware of this. No wonder he's concerned.
WesleyStickler. He is pretty much the younger and male version of a certain Oldbag -I mean, old lady that has been haunting the entire series since game one. His cross-examinations are some of the most interesting ones in the game. Like for example:
Judge: Mr. Justice! The court hopes to finish cross-examination sometime this month.
Klavier: Please. I've got a recording booked after this trial.
Trucy: And I've got a show to perform.
Apollo: (Gee, sorry you're all so busy!)
And this snippet:
Wesley: I went to the grocery store to try the free samples.
Wesley: ...It's a very spiritual time for me.
There's this little beauty:
Apollo: I'm a lawyer. I live for needless procedures.
And another, if you examine the mural on the Kitaki's wall:
Apollo: There's a dragon painted here. It's got a fierce look on its face, as if to say, "abandon all hope, all ye who enter here." Don't worry, Mr. Dragon. Hope and I haven't been on speaking terms for a while now.
During the second day in court, when asked to present evidence that connects the first witness to a clinic in question, presenting the wrong evidence causes Klavier to take the honor of giving you a penalty...with a guitar solo.
When you get to Klavier's office, try examining his display of guitars both when he's there and after he leaves. It's too good to describe in words.
Another example at Klavier's office: when you examine the massage chair, Klavier begins to explain what it is, and Trucy cuts across him. He then falls silent and when Trucy asks him what's wrong, he says he just realized that it's useless to try talking about it.
The Rockers Smash Guitars conversation is hilarious partly because Klavier says he treats his guitars like lovers. He's possibly just joking, but it's still funny.
In Lamiroir's dressing room, Apollo looks at a police recruitment poster. Trucy suggests that it's designed to make the reader think that "Police" is the name of a band. Apollo replies. "That's just silly. Who would name a band "The Police"?
Trucy:(commenting on the room) It'd be cooler if they turned that red light on.
Apollo: ...They don't have to turn on the red light.
In Turnabout Serenade when you examine the headset on the floor of the corridor, finally it is added to the Court Record.
Headset attached to Trucy
Trucy: 'Attached'!? I'm not some kind of robot, Apollo!
Apollo and Ema's Snackoo exchange in the middle of the courtroom:
Klavier: And you're sure the shots came from Lamiroir's room?
Apollo: Yes, absolutely.
Ema: Hey, I'm the one being cross-examined here! Here, this will keep you quiet! *ka-tonk*
Apollo: *grins sheepishly* Ah, thanks. So...MUNCH...how about it...MUNCH...Ema?
Ema: We were right...MUNCH...there. Hard to be mistaken about that...MUNCH.
Judge: Please, either talk, or eat. Not both at the same time!
Klavier's sulking during the case. He's introduced as this calm-and-cool prosecutor, only to see him getting pissy about his bad day and the performance being off despite only him noticing. Amusing and adorable.
Speaking of sulky Klavier, it's extremely amusing to see Ema being able to get a rise out of him during the first court day, considering how difficult it was to break through his relaxed grin in case 2 (even if you refute his claims with strong evidence, he appears completely cool with it!)
Klavier: No one here had a motive to kill him and certainly not in such an elaborate fashion.
Ema: Unless our famous prosecutor did it as a publicity stunt.
Klavier: Wh-What did you say?
Judge: Prosecutor Gavin! You did this to promote your song!?
Then you find out that Klavier wasn't upset over the fact that Ema implied that he was the murderer, but rather he found it ludicrous that anybody would think his band even needed promotion.
Case 4- 4 (Turnabout Succession)
After she gets better from being poisoned, Vera Misham does a few sketches. The first one is a cute picture of Trucy. The second one... is just Apollo's Idiot Hair.
Trucy: She really captured your essence, Apollo!
"The witness will refrain from pausing suspiciously!"
Examining the desk with the flowers and the picture frame in the front-left corner of Kristoph's jail cell yields a pretty amusing conversation. Phoenix thinks that Kristoph is talking about the flowers being important to him, until Kristoph reveals that he means the dog in the picture.
"Mr. Justice! Do you object to the length of a second?"
Valant's outbursts, particularly in court.
Near the start, Ema's been using a new spray she recently acquired in her investigation.
Trucy: I think I get it. You just spray this stuff on something you want to test, right? Ema: Precisely! You can find even the slightest trace of poison with this! Trucy: I wanna try too, Ema! Pretty please? Ema: You don't have to ask twice! ...I already used it on everything suspicious, of course. Trucy: Yay! Let's give it a whirl, Apollo! [Spraying sound effect] Apollo: Aaaaugh! What are you doing?! Trucy: I was just seeing if I got a reaction off of you. Apollo: How's this for a reaction: never do that again! I'm not poisonous!
During the flashback trial, some of Phoenix's inner monologue is pretty humorous.
Phoenix: ([The Gavinners] debut single was only 2 minutes and 15 seconds long? What a rip-off!)
During the flashback, it's possible to get a penalty for "excessive perspiration."