Film: Cross Of Iron

Colonel Brandt: "What will we do when we have lost the war?"
Captain Keisel: "Prepare for the next one."

A 1977 film directed by Sam Peckinpah, and his only war movie, based on the novel The Willing Flesh by Willi Heinrich, who served during the war and was wounded five times. According to Quentin Tarantino, it's the inspiration for Inglourious Basterds. It is set on the Eastern Front during World War Two, specifically the retreat from the Taman Peninsula during the Russian offensive of 1943-1945. It is also notable for using a large number of accurate Soviet and German weapons and vehicles, thanks to being filmed in Yugoslavia.

During the fighting, a battle-hardened Corporal (later Sergeant), Steiner (James Coburn), clashes with Captain Stransky (Maximilian Schell), an arrogant, aristocratic Prussian and a Glory Hound, who wants to win the Iron Cross.

It did poorly at the box office and received a mixed critical reaction, but is now considered one of the finest war movies ever made. It did, however, perform well in Germany, possibly because it portrays the average German soldier with sympathy without any Neo-Nazi themes. Fun fact: it earned the best box office takings of any movie released there since The Sound of Music.

Provides Examples Of:

  • All Germans Are Nazis: Strongly averted, most of the characters express disdain for the Nazi Party and the war they started.
  • Amazon Brigade: The squad captures several female Russian soldiers in the third act.
  • Anti-Hero: Most of Steiner's squad are just ordinary people fighting to stay alive. Still, they *are* fighting for Nazi Germany, and have plenty of blood on their hands.
  • Aristocrats Are Evil: The Prussian Captain Stransky is arrogant and a Glory Hound. He tries to claim the heroism of the (deceased) Lieutenant Meyer as his own, and when Steiner threatens to get in his way, blackmails Triebig, whom he has deduced is gay, to kill Steiner.
  • Asshole Victim: Zoll.
  • Authority Equals Asskicking: Colonel Brandt and Lieutenant Meyer.
  • Badass
  • Badass Mustache: Lance Corporal Reisenauer sports a doozy. His nickname is Schnurrbart (German for mustache.)
  • Bayonet Ya: Lieutenant Meyer is killed by a Russian bayonet.
  • Blackmail: Stransky deduces that Triebig is gay, and has a relationship with his orderly. He uses this knowledge, first to get Triebig to sign a recommendation for the Iron Cross, then to force him to kill Steiner.
  • Bolivian Army Ending: Brandt, when the situation becomes hopeless, rallies several soldiers and leads a counterattack. The way the scene is shot strongly implies he will be killed in action.
  • Brutal Honesty: See the entry for Nothing Personal.
  • Bury Your Gays: Steiner vents his frustration at Stransky's betrayal by shooting Triebig. A lot.
  • Child Soldiers: The squad capture one during an attack on a Russian mortar position. They adopt him, but Steiner eventually releases him. he is gunned down by attacking Russians.
    • Another one, played by the same actor but with dyed hair, shows up in the finale and shoots at Stransky.
  • Cool Guns: Several of the squad, including Steiner, carry captured Russian PP Sh submachine guns, to great effect.
  • Crapsack World: For the Wehrmacht, forced to fight in miserable conditions for a war that they are going to lose.
  • Dressing as the Enemy: Ends disastrously. German soldiers are isolated from their unit and must wear Soviet uniforms to sneak back to their base. The German guard commander knows about the deception, but has a personal grudge against the returning sergeant, and orders his men to shoot the approaching "Russians".
  • The Eeyore: Captain Kiesel shows traits of it, but given the setting he's justified.
  • Everybody Calls Him Barkeep: Lance Corporal "Schnurrbart": see the entry for Badass Mustache.
  • A Father to His Men: Sergeant Steiner, Lieutenant Meyer and Colonel Brandt.
  • Gasshole: Kern.
  • Glory Hound: Stransky.
  • God Is Evil: Steiner certainly thinks so.
    I believe that God is a sadist, but probably doesn't even know it.
  • Gratuitous Russian: Most of the time the "Russians" are actually speaking Serbo-Croatian. Especially noticeable when the soldiers in the truck sing "Oj Kozaro", a Yugoslav partisan song.
  • Groin Attack: Zoll has his...member bitten off by a Russian soldier he forces to perform oral sex.
  • Hopeless War: And the German soldiers are fully aware of it.
  • Honey Trap: One of the female Russian soldiers seduces Dietz, then stabs him.
  • Make It Look Like an Accident: Stransky's plan to kill Steiner involves having him and his squad gunned down by a machine gun in a "friendly-fire" accident. It doesn't kill Steiner, but does succeed in wiping out most of his men.
  • Monster Sob Story: At one point, Stransky privately admits to being a coward and even says he didn't want to be a soldier. But had he refused, his family would have disowned him.
  • My Country, Right or Wrong: Said word-for-word by Stransky.
  • Nazi Nobleman: Averted, Stransky disdains the party, not because he has any liberal leanings but because of his distaste for the Nazi belief in social mobility among Germans.
  • The Neidermeyer: Stransky.
  • New Meat: Private Dietz.
  • No Ending: At the end, Sgt. Steiner and Capt. Stransky are fighting together for survival during the final Soviet assault. When they cross the railroad tracks, Stransky shoots two Soviets, emptying the magazine of his MP-40. He trips and falls, and Steiner shouts at him to get up. Stransky panicking at his empty gun, begs Steiner to tell him how to reload. A Soviet boy soldier shoots at him and knocks of his helmet as Steiner begins to laugh manically. The screen freezes with a shot of Stransky putting his helmet on backwards, then cuts to the boy soldier trying to fire a jammed MP-40 and shaking his head in disgust, and finally to Steiner limping away laughing hysterically. The film ends rather ambiguously with a shot of an explosion and Steiners maniacal laugh continuing into the credits. This abrupt ending was due to budget issues demanding improvisation and rewrite of the final scene.
  • Not Even Bothering with the Accent: David Warner plays Captain Keisel with an unapologetic English accent.
  • Nothing Personal: Steiner out and out tells Brandt and Keisel he hates them, not because of any personality faults, but because he hates officers as a class.
  • Rape Is a Special Kind of Evil: Steiner's reaction to Zoll raping one of the female Russian soldiers then beating her is to lock him in a room with the girl's comrades.
  • Sanity Slippage: Steiner goes through this when recovering in the hospital.
  • Shout-Out: "Don't rejoice in his defeat, you men."
  • Sergeant Rock
  • Sole Survivor: Steiner is the only survivor of his squad in the end. All the others are either dead or seriously wounded.
  • The Squad
  • Straight Gay: Triebig and his orderly show no stereotypical behaviour.
  • Tanks, but No Tanks: The film takes place in 1943; the Soviet tanks in the movie are T-34-85s which weren't even used until 1944.
  • Tank Goodness: The Russians during their second attack on the German line.
  • Took a Level in Badass: Subverted. Stransky joins Steiner in the end during a counterattack...then completely fucks it up because he doesn't even know how to reload his submachine gun.
  • Uncertain Doom: While the movie ends in the middle of a battle, it's not likely many Germans survived, including the remaining major characters.
  • Unfriendly Fire: It happens towards the end of the movie, and it isn't pretty. Stransky arranged it deliberately, aiming to get rid of Steiner. He fails, but all of Steiner's remaining soldiers end up either dead or seriously wounded.
  • War Is Hell: The plot follows a squad of war-weary soldiers simply fighting to stay alive.