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Do's and Dont's
Jimmy
- Jerkass: Jimmy isn't kind to anyone. Like, at all.
- Villain Protagonist: He's one of the main the main characters of the show, but also shows signs of being a complete and total sociopath.
Vicky
"We will create a perfect race-of non meat eating people!"
- Anime Hair
- Butt-Monkey: She witnesses her entire teachings go horribly wrong, gets brain damage from Clyde's ray, and if the show's facebook messages are to be believed, she got mauled by the tigers she was trying to set free in Vegas.
- Only Sane Woman: Kinda. Even though she's a dangerous vegan extremist, she's horrified by the idea of Susie eating Clifford and seems to be the only kid aware of what a horrible person Jimmy is.
- Knight Templar
- Well-Intentioned Extremist
- Little Miss Badass: Her one girl war for animal rights definitely earns her this title.
Oishi High School Battle
Oishi Kawaii
"Battle Breasts, engage!"
Voiced by: Cathy Shim
- Curtains Matchthe Window: Has pink hair to go with her pink eyes.
- Fish Out Ofwater: She later on understands fitting in latter on in the series.
- Ugly Guy, Hot Wife: Has this with Mucusin, a green Eldritch Abomination, though they broke up for some unexplained reason.
Teleporting Fat Guy
Robbie
- The Hero
- Virgin Power: Which he uses to beat Chuck Norris.
Smosh Babies
Baby Ian
- Voiced by: Ian Hecox
- Author Avatar: Of Ian Hecox.
- Blue Is Heroic: In the first three seasons, he wore a dark blue shirt with a green dinosaur on it. In Seasons 4 and 5, he wears a cyan shirt with green sleeves and what appears to be a picture of a strawberry donut in the center.
- Companion Cube: His Miss Hugs-A-Lot teddy bear, which he has a romance with. She appears in a few episodes of the series, and even made a live-action appearance in the Smosh episode, "So Many Hickeys!".
- Sensitive Guy and Manly Man: The Sensitive Guy to Anthony's Manly Man. He is more shy and wimpy while Anthony is more confident and daring.
Baby Anthony
- Voiced by: Anthony Padilla
- Companion Cube: His Froggy doll. Though she shows up much less than Ian's Miss-Hugs-A-Lot teddy bear, the first episode involved Anthony daring Ian to get her back from the playground for him.
- Red Is Heroic: In the first three seasons, he wore a red shirt. In the first season, it had a banana on it, and in the second and third seasons, it had a Pikachu with his hair on it.
- Sensitive Guy and Manly Man: The Manly Man to Ian's Sensitive Guy. He serves as a more confident and daring foil to the shy and wimpy Ian.
Isla
- Voiced by: Kellie Whisler
- Extreme Omnivore: She's known to eat objects such as staples, lint, and other things.
- Girly Girl with a Tomboy Streak: Though she wears a ballerina tutu and hangs out with Penny in the episode that introduces her character, she frequently participates in adventures with the boys and enjoys setting things on fire.
- Pyromaniac: She enjoys setting things on fire. In the episode, "New Girl Crush", she even said, "Fire is my only love".
- The Smurfette Principle: While she isn't the only female character in the series, she is the only female character of the main five.
Hector
- Voiced by: Alex Facaine
A Mexican gangster baby.
- Ambiguously Gay: In the episode, "Anthony Saves His Best Friend", he revealed that he was homosexual, even though he doesn't know what it means.
- Bearded Baby: Hector is shown to have a mustache despite being nowhere near puberty.
- Improbable Weapon User: If you get on his bad side, he will cut you with his pacifier. You'd be surprised at how sharp he's able to get it.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: He's got a foul mouth for a baby and can act aggressive towards Ian and Anthony, but there are several episodes that show that Hector really does care about them.
- Sensitive Guy and Manly Man: The Manly Man to Singh's Sensitive Guy. He attacks with his pacifier and can hardly go a sentence without swearing.
- Sir Swears-a-Lot: He can hardly go a sentence without saying "f**kin'" or some other curse word.
- Verbal Tic: He usually adds "Man", "F—king", "sh*t" to his sentences.
Singh
- Voiced by: Alex Facaine
Hector's adopted brother.
- Butt-Monkey: He is frequently the victim of being insulted or attacked.
- Sensitive Guy and Manly Man: The Sensitive Guy to Hector's Manly Man. He is shy, nerdy, and easily picked on.
- The Smart Guy: He's the smartest of the kids.
Penny
- Voiced by: Kellie Whisler
A three-year-old-girl whom both Ian and Anthony have a crush on.
- All Love Is Unrequited: She falls onto both sides of the trope; Ian and Anthony each have an obvious crush on her, but she sees them as annoying and crazy. She is also convinced that Tyler Oakley is her boyfriend, when he doesn't like girls at all.
- Chuck Cunningham Syndrome: She has not been seen since "Return of the Space Doctor", and does not appear at all in Seasons 4 and 5.
Jacques
- Voiced by: Galen Howard
A French baby who hangs out in the bathroom.
- Put on a Bus: In "The Evil Toilet", it is revealed that he had to leave the country to avoid prosecution for a crime he did not commit, which is why he could not assist Anthony into destroying the evil toilet.
- The Bus Came Back: He returns in "Anthony Gets Cheating Glasses", having taken up shelter in the Kindergarten lost and found.
Mrs. Buttz
- Voiced by: Galen Howard
The main antagonist of the series' first three seasons. She is an old lady who owns the run-down daycare center that the characters attend.
- Apathetic Teacher: She cares more about her own needs than those of the children of her clients.
- Big Bad: Of the series' first three seasons.
- Child Hater: She really doesn't have many nice things to say about the kids she's supposed to look after.
- Chuck Cunningham Syndrome: She has not been seen since "Return of the Space Doctor", and has only been referenced once afterwards in "The Lunch Box".
- Evil Old Folks: She regularly abuses children under the age of three, smokes, and drinks alcoholic beverages.
- Would Hurt a Child: She is not above enforcing physical violence on children under the age of three.
Bark Bark
- Voiced by: Ryan Fabian
Mrs. Buttz's pet dog who may or may not have rabies.
- Right-Hand Attack Dog: To Mrs. Buttz.
Lenny
- Voiced by: Ryan Fabian
A three-year-old bully, and the series' secondary antagonist. He and his friends, Bruce and Melvin guard the playground to keep "stupid babies" off it.
- Big, Thin, Short Trio: The Big to Bruce's Short and Melvin's Thin.
- The Bully: He does not take kindly to "stupid babies" playing on the playground.
- Enfant Terrible: He's three years old and he's borderline sociopathic.
- Terrible Trio: He forms one with Bruce and Melvin.
- Villain Decay: From Season 2 onwards, he is a lot less hostile towards Ian and Anthony.
Bruce
- Voiced by: Galen Howard
One of Lenny's friends, who guards the playground.
- Big, Thin, Short Trio: The Short to Lenny's Big and Melvin's Thin.
- Terrible Trio: He forms one with Lenny and Melvin.
Melvin
- Voiced by: Galen Howard
One of Lenny's friends, who guards the playground.
- Big, Thin, Short Trio: The Thin to Lenny's Big and Bruce's Short.
- Terrible Trio: He forms one with Lenny and Bruce.