Pink
- Author Avatar: The webmaster of the Pink Rose Garden.
- Cat Girl: A humanoid cat with brown fur and a full head of long pink hair.
- Deadpan Snarker: She has no end of witty comments in answer to the insanity around her.
- Wolverine Claws: Implied by Pink-A's bomb.
Raiden
- Sweet Tooth: Chocolate. Doubles as her Trademark Favorite Food.
Shagg
- Time Master: His own LPs are peppered with loaded savestates. His first boss spellcard is a nod to this, as is his "defeated" portrait.
Ace-heart
- Animate Inanimate Object: A yellow Fire Flower. In a rocket flowerpot.
- Revenge: He says this is his motivation. What it's for, the game does not clue the player in on.
- Shock and Awe: The character himself is a lightning flower.
Kit
- Funny Animal: A fox.
Amayari
128-Up
- Animate Inanimate Object: A 1-up mushroom, that apparently grants 128 extra lives.
- Fungus Humongous: Not one himself, but he uses absolutely enormous Poison Mushrooms in one of his spellcards.
George the Raccoon
- Funny Animal: A raccoon.
- Poor Communication Kills: The reason he fights Pink is because he thinks he's been banned.
Voyd and Hazzard
- Berserk Button: For Voyd, being called short. For Hazzard, being called weak.
- Blood Knights: They're basically fighting all the time.
- Dual Boss: Although they share the same health bar.
- Our Dragons Are Different: Hazzard is a dragon.
- Person of Mass Destruction: Both of them. There's a REASON that their stage has turned into Mordor.
- Stealth Pun: “Well, that roundly sucked.” This coming from a Waddling Head.
- Waddling Head: Voyd. Granted, he's based on a Kirby enemy.
Renzokuken Lionheart
Roahm Mythril
- Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny!: He admits to being distracted by the pretty bullets.
- Graceful Loser: Doesn't mind losing too much, and decides to stick around in Stage Five's ice-cold environment after being defeated.
- Our Dragons Are Different: A dragon like Hazzard, although a different kind.
Slix
- Anti-Climax Boss: Assumed as such by Pink, who thought Giest would have someone more powerful as his last guardian.
- King Mook: He's a Telly.
Giest 118
- Author Avatar: The game's primary developer.
- Badass Boast: "I play these games on Lunatic. For fun. You don't stand a chance."
- Big Bad: The one who started the rebellion in the first place, and serves as the final boss of the game depending on whether or not the player loses more than a few lives.
- Cross Player: Giest is actually a guy, but given that his avatar is a girl you'd be forgiven for being confused.
- Freudian Excuse: The reason for the rebellion is that Pink wouldn't pay him. With sandwiches. Yeah, it's a stupid reason, just roll with it.
- Sdrawkcab Name: Nevaeh/Heaven.
- Names to Run Away from Really Fast: Specifically, Nevaeh the Godslayer.
Uncle John
- Bee Afraid: His final form in Extra mode.
- Face Framed in Shadow: Well, all of him is.
- Hot Wings: His first form in Extra mode.
- More Dakka: Even by the standards of this game, his attacks are absolutely insane.
- Original Character: He was the Rose Garden's counterpart to
Chuck Norris. - True Final Boss: If you didn't lose more than a few lives, he's fought immediately after Giest is defeated.
