The following are the characters of Much Ado About Nothing
- Blue Blood: He's a count, unlike Benedick and Leonato, both of whom are plain 'signor'.
- Gullible Lemmings: The idea that anyone in the world might be lying seems to just never enter his head.
- The Matchmaker: Don Pedro just loves getting other couples together, whether it's courting Hero for the too-shy Claudio, or tricking Benedick and Beatrice into admitting their feelings for each other.
- Shipper on Deck: Don Pedro thinks Benedick and Beatrice would make a great couple, and sets out to make it happen.
- Cloud Cuckoo Lander: At least Michael Keaton's portrayal, who travels on an imaginary horse.
- Malaproper: Watch his scenes with subtitles for maximum laughs. "We must examination these men!"