Characters / Glove and Boots

A talking groundhog who is usually the smarter of the two.

The other main character. Imagine Elmo with a different accent, deeper voice, somewhat more educated, wears a yellow shirt, shaved and with a wispy beard and tuft of hair and you have Mario. His species is unknown.

A gorilla who mostly speaks in 'mehs'.

Johnny T
Fafa's cousin from Brooklyn...who happens to be a toad.
  • Brooklyn Rage: Hails from the Bay Ridge neighborhood, specifically.
  • Catchphrase: "Boom, done!"
    • "Whaddaya freakin' kidding me?!"
    • "In conclusion..." when he's wrapping up a discussion.
  • Hand Wave: His answer when Mario asks how a toad can be related to a groundhog?
    Johnny: My dad was Italian.
  • Smarter Than You Look: A swaggering Guido stereotype. And smart enough to get into Berkeley College.


A heavily exaggerated version of Thor, complete with booming voice and arrogant personality


A zombie (akin in design to those from Plants vs. Zombies) who makes appearances
  • Butt-Monkey: In "Zombie University" where he's the practice dummy used by Mario and Fafa to demonstrate zombie slaying techniques
  • Everything's Deader with Zombies
  • Hidden Depths: Like Thor, he is a decent singer when it comes to "What a Wonderful World"
  • Omniglot: At the very least, he knows how to say "Brains" in virtually every language on Earth-even sign language
  • The Unintelligible: When acting as a zombie, otherwise he is capable of speech

Jack Woods

A nature specialist who is quite knowledgeable about rabbits...and may be insane.
  • Ax-Crazy: Mario believes it, and there is something off about the guy.
  • The Nicknamer: Refers to everyone as "Johnny"

Blake Worthington and Bungo

Two Simian News Reporters, Blake is the Chimpanzee and Bungo is the Orangutan
  • Aerith and Bob
  • Funny Animal: They are two news reporters who happen to be apes.
  • Take That!: Their first appearance they exemplify everything bad about American News, they seemed to have dropped this in their second appearance.


A troll that hates Glove and Boots.

Uncle Joe
One of the real life uncles of a crew member, who tells wacky stories of his youth. Portrayed by a squirrel puppet.


A fast-talking con man.