Fafa: You have to shop before the end of the world.
Fafa: Well, to beat the crowds. Going shopping after the apocalypse is like being at Walmart the day after Thanksgiving.
Mario: Oh man.
Fafa: But the other shoppers aren't just shoppers.
(Mario turns to look at Fafa.)
Fafa: They're zombies.
Mario: Aw man.
Fafa: And the zombies all have Bird Flu.
(Mario turns his head to face the viewer)
Mario: I hate Walmart.
From the Christmas Special:
(Fafa gives Mario a present and Mario begins to shake it.)
Mario: I wonder what it is...
Fafa: Don't do that! Everything you asked for this year explodes!
(Mario drops present and gasps)
Fafa: Better get the fire extinguisher.
Mario (calmly): My present is on fire.
Mario (panicked): My present is on fire! Aw!!!
(Mario runs around and screams)
- A little later in the same episode, Mario mistakes Santa for a yeti and knocks him out with the fire extinguisher.