What will happen on 2012.

The Cubs win the World Series.

For the second year straight, beginning their inevitable dominance over the sport. By 2020, it will be known as "The Chicago Cubs Exhibition Series." Cardinals fans across America will be ashamed to show their heads. Harry Caray will rise as foretold and lead the Chosen People in the singing of the Great Hymn as we rise to the Field Of Dreams.

The earth will fall through a portal shaft and get stuck in an infinite loop.

edited 19th Dec '10 12:39:31 PM by Collen

The Magic Comes Back, which results in some magical creatures and bloodline abilities returning.

More like, the Internet will crash for a full year, including TV Tropes, and productivity will go up 9001% throughout the industrialized world.

Everyone will be jobless, rendering everything worthless, so we use bills as toilet paper.

The Anti-Spirals attack. A Chuck Norris roundhouse kick collides with a Falcon Punch. Uwe Boll releases his take on Half-Life. The British Government does something sensible.

Simple. I will finally get some social skills.

I think the world will continue to exist.

The parrots shall finally rise up and rebel against the human scum, enslaving humanity by locking them in little steel cages, force feeding them cheese crackers, and "reeducating" them on how to talk parrot.

edited 23rd Feb '11 6:29:29 PM by MalagasyParrot

The Phillies win.

The only ones that make any sense to me are hte meme spoutig one and the british govenrnment one. What are the other 2?

Also, Here are possibilities;

• Life goes on as normal, except for the doomsayerrs, who spontaneously die. The world doesn't take kindly to having its end prophesised - There's a reason the Mayans aren't around today.
• The universe is replaced with something even more bizarre and inexplicable as The Ultimate Question is finally calculated - The Question and 42 will cancel each other out and take everything with them.
• Failing that, the events of that series will start. Earth is destroyed, but life everywhere else goes on as normal.
• The Boundary collapses, releasing that land upon our world. Everything gets destroyed (unintentionally) by a shower of beautiful patterns. The more knowing of us will try to make peace with the girls as at least 2 of them try to fix the Incident. At the end no one knows why it happened. They might require assistance from the world as we know it.
• The Earth gets invaded and... EXTERMINATED! EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE, EX-TER-MIN-ATE!

Of course, I personally think nothing will happen - it'll just be another day.

edited 5th Mar '11 11:39:08 AM by TARDISES

Sarah Palin is elected President of the United States and I destroy the world out of mercy.

Nintendo releases a game starring the Happy Mask Salesman.

Shenmue III is released.

Duke Nukem Forever is released... by Zynga, Inc.

edited 9th Mar '11 10:07:24 PM by Tangent128

All the earthquakes around the world set off at once.

Encyclopedia Dramatica will say something that's actually funny. No...Seriously.

edited 12th Mar '11 3:32:51 PM by AgentDragonhunter

Someone's gonna divide by zero at the EXACT moment Helga confesses her love for Arnold...which has already happened. Yeah.

The Valars will release Morgoth so they can play for the last time. The result of their games destroys parts of Earth. Orcs will assert dominion over the earth, led by Dajjal himself, with Sauron tagging along. They will demand humans to teach them agriculture, despite some tribes can't be out of sun without turning to stone. Then the final battle, fought over oil, water, land and conspiracy theorists hope to eradicate Illuminati once and for all, will commence. Loki leads a shipful of giants eager to play, and Noorse gods simply join the fun. Isa al-Masih will take leadership from Imam Mahdi and will fire the last bomb for Carl Gustav 84 mm there is on Earth, piercing the heart of Morgoth's body as he tries to squish Isa under his feet. Both loses their bodies and Morgoth was tackled by all the Valars who ditched their bodies.

Allah will then initiate the Big Crunch, squeezing the whole Arda and pauses to address some issues. All Valars, including Morgoth will be unmade, right after Allah tells them why they are made. Then Allah will roll his throne, brags about how all arrogant tyrants are now dead, and mocking them, before resurrecting everyone and beginning the Judgement Day.

"The universe is replaced with something even more bizarre and inexplicable as The Ultimate Question is finally calculated - The Question and 42 will cancel each other out and take everything with them."

You forgot the Vogons blowing up Earth 2 minutes before that.

edited 14th Mar '11 2:56:46 PM by Abracadavre

Chris-chan will become an incredibly skilled and badass person.

Edited by Yowuza on May 11th 2019 at 1:09:00 PM

I actually go out and excersise without worrying that I'm going to be shot, mugged, raped, or even all of the above, in that order.

Ahem. From the writings of the late Douglas Adams:
"And then, one Thursday, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change, a girl sitting on her own in a small café in Rickmansworth suddenly realized what it was that had been going wrong all this time, and she finally knew how the world could be made a good and happy place. This time it was right, it would work, and no one would have to get nailed to anything. Sadly, however, before she could get to a phone to tell anyone about it, the Earth was unexpectedly demolished to make way for a new hyperspace bypass, and so the idea was lost, seemingly forever."

Also, I will have completed my disaster preparedness kit, and be fully ready for the inevitable power outage, tornado, earthquake, or equally unlikely disastrous event to strike my area. I figured that, as something I should have, that would have been a good time to have completed it by.

And I shall bake cookies.

edited 18th Mar '11 11:41:42 AM by warmachine

Yes, but that wouldn't work unless Jesus was 12 when he was crucified.

edited 18th Mar '11 10:04:09 PM by Pentigan