- facepalm*
Reminds me of the blurb on the back of one of the Futurama season DV Ds that briefly summarised the episodes it contained, including spoiling "The Sting"'s Twist Ending. Maybe they just assume that if you buy the DVD/get a film off Netflix, you already know the ending...
Bolt is a German Shepherd. There is a version of the breed with white fur.
More Buscemi at http://forum.reelsociety.com/I thought it was hilarious on the Hamlet(1996) that they purposely try to get Americans to enjoy it based on its celebirty guest stars. I thought what was more funny was the fact that they listed Billy Crystal, Kate Winslet, and Robin Williams, but neglected the late, great Charlton Heston. That was weird to me.
Oh, great forum topic. Whenever I see a particularly terrible one I'll be sure to post it here.
What's worse is that they make Uwe Boll movies sound exciting.
I was about to Instant Watch one before I noticed "UWE BOLL" on the image.
Half-Life: Dual Nature, a crossover story of reasonably sized proportions.I present to you a particularly rage inducing example for Doctor Who episode School Reunion:
When the Krillitanes exploit students to obtain ultimate power, Doctor Who and Rose come to the rescue. Much to Who's dismay, he bumps into an old colleague who is just as unhappy to see him as he to see her. And the TARDIS gets a new crewmate
Let's count all the things wrong with this....all of the Season 2 descrips are like this.
What's so incorrect about it? (For people who've never heard of Scanner Darkly before)
You are displaying abnormally high compulsions to over-analyze works of fiction and media. Diagnosis: TV Tropes Addiction.^First of all, it's "Fred" and Bob Arctor, not Fred Arctor and "Bob." And he doesn't have multiple personalities—he's just gradually losing his grip on reality altogether. And Bob isn't a notorious drug runner, he's a completely run-of-the-mill drug user. The description makes it sound like a police crime thriller, when it's actually a psychological movie about drugs and paranoia.
That's true. When I first read the description I instantly thought it was a Film Noir esque movie.
What about Bob being his "alter ego"? Jossed too?
You are displaying abnormally high compulsions to over-analyze works of fiction and media. Diagnosis: TV Tropes Addiction.Okay, about the Doctor Who episode (lucky, as I only watched it a day or two ago), they got the name "Doctor Who" wrong, but they got the premise fine...
Which they DO. They steal the minds and souls of students to get what is known as "the God Maker" and the building blocks of space and time. That's not power enough? Admittedly, the real reason the Doctor and Rose came was because of part of the school's staff being replaced, so the rescue part is a misnomer though they do rescue students.
Sarah Jane's more stunned than unhappy upon remeeting him, though she's definitely upset that the Doctor has apparently moved on to loads of other, younger companions, such as Rose and the Doctor gives her the whole "curse of the Time Lords" speech. Though, the Doctor (at least initially) isn't that unhappy to see her.
edited 26th Sep '10 11:40:12 AM by OldManHoOh
The blurb for Invader Zim has some pretty dumb bits.
Yeah, i don't think so...
Or they would, if anyone on Earth was actually PAYING ATTENTION.
Except no it wasn't. Sending Zim to Earth was just an excuse to get rid of him.
^ But Invader Zim is a fun animated series. 0_o
I think the main problem with the Doctor Who one was the fact they said 'Much to Who's dismay' and 'Doctor Who and Rose'.
On a related topic, the DVD back gives away the entirety of the movie for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III, including the ending.
My Blog: Read and enjoy! My Blogcritics PageI should get a job writing Netflix blurbs, and just fabricate hyperbole and outright falsehoods.
While we're on Doctor Who, the special "Planet of the Dead" is pretty bad too:
He's called Doctor Who again. The Tritovore aren't endangered. They don't inhabit that planet: they crashed there. There are only two of them. They get killed very quickly. Saving them was never the Doctor's goal. And the aliens, which aren't intelligent and so don't plot anything, already destroyed that planet.
edited 27th Sep '10 2:33:26 AM by jewelleddragon
Oh, I agree with that, just not the whole "EVERYTHING IS WRONG LET ME COUNT THE WAYS".
^^^^^ Yes, the tv show with kids getting their eyeballs torn out is "fun"!
Anti-Flame Note: I love Invader Zim, i just think that "fun" is a strange word to describe it. "Dark" might be more fitting.
I've got a Netflix blunder. I hope that counts.
The other night I watched My Bloody Valentine, the 1981 version, and Netflix listed it as being made in 2009. Not only that, but they put the cover of the 2009 version as well. It's safe to say it really threw me off when I watched it. I'm sure it would happen to anyone expecting to see the remake.
Despite that little flaw, I thought the original was pretty good.
"I want my powers wrapped in chicken and I won't have it any other way, damn it!"^The 90s remake of Get Smart is listed as the original series, leaving me mystified as to how to get the original series.
The version of Metropolis they send you is also different from the one on Watch It Now, but they don't have different listings.
^I don't have Netflix, but don't they have a way to report major errors like that?
I used to work as a disc inspector at Netflix and would sometimes read the sleeves (we weren't supposed to, but I read pretty fast and was able to read a few while still working at a decent pace). I remember a few having pretty bad errors in them (I can't remember specific ones though).
So Netflix puts these little blurbs on the backs of its sleeves and it's glaringly obvious how often they were written by someone who hadn't seen the movie. For instance, the one for Bolt called Bolt a German shepherd.
What's the most inaccurate Netflix blurb you can find? I submit A Scanner Darkly: