Permanently Banned
edited 5th Nov '10 9:08:59 PM by Shichibukai
Requiem ~ September 2010 - October 2011 [Banned 4 Life]
Planescape Hijack
You see a gazebo on a hillGranted, but it's on fire.
Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count Dorku
I pour gasoline on it. There's only one other way this can end.
edited 5th Nov '10 9:11:57 PM by Ryusui
Elite Soldier
Quietly climb a tree, scoped Ishapore 2A1
rifle slung over my shoulder.
I find a secure position high in the tree, sight up my rifle, and scope out the gazebo from a safe distance. I see what's going on in and around it to determine whether it's safe to advance. I prepare myself for whatever lies ahead. When I see that it is safe, I slowly creep toward it, always looking around to ensure nothing's going to ambush me.
When I get there, I take out my suppressed Glock 22 pistol and check every nook and cranny for any potential attackers. Then I search it for anything of value.
After I'm done, I quietly slip back into the shadows of the forest from whence I came, not to be seen again for a long time.
I am a proud member of the Western Federation's Anti-Japan Media Task Force. My work is very important.
...
Do not anger it in any way or form.
Shutdown sequence initiated.
"WTF are you freaks doing? It's a gazebo for god's sake! A regular freaking gazebo! GAWD!" -walks off-
Night Clerk of the Apacalypse.
Deicde its a potential threat and showing it with weapons fire from an automatic grenade launcher to be sure.
Who watches the watchmen?
HIP HOP HIPSTER
The gazebo sits quietly.
Underneath the bridge The tarp has sprung a leak And the animals I've trapped have all become my pets
>Make love to it.
You sick freak.
Elite Soldier
Silently approach from the tall grass.
Slowly make my way onto it.
Carefully search it for anything potentially hostile or possibly of value.
Slink back off into the shadows from which I came.
I am a proud member of the Western Federation's Anti-Japan Media Task Force. My work is very important.
>Make love to the next poster.
You wait in hiding.....
Take a picture. Gazebos make me think of misty closeups and sunsets in historical dramas/romances. That is awesome.
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"I'm flattered, but uninterested, thanks." Incidentally, did you know that not long ago, "to make love" used to mean to court, and not what comes after the courting if you're lucky?
>Create a witty response to this dude on the internet.
You can't. Dumbass. You decide to continue messing with the gazebo.
Defiler of Shops
A gazebo? What color is it?
edited 5th Nov '10 9:51:33 PM by Reecer6
Soul is ugly.*continues snapping photos*
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.
Defiler of Shops
How far away is it?
Soul is ugly.
-throws a grenade into the gazebo-
Elite Soldier
*facepalm at the above poster from my secure sniper post on the edge of the forest*
I am a proud member of the Western Federation's Anti-Japan Media Task Force. My work is very important.There's always one. I hope there wasn't a vital contact or pickup there.
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.
^^Well, jeez. Not everyone can have a freaking sniper rifle. -sends an army of brainwashed orphans with hammers to destroy the gazebo-
Defiler of Shops
How big is it?
Soul is ugly.
HIP HOP HIPSTER
The small white gazebo is unfazed.
Underneath the bridge The tarp has sprung a leak And the animals I've trapped have all become my petsScrew it, I'm going in.
Don't shoot me or blow me up, guys.
Move closer.
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.
What do you do?
Underneath the bridge The tarp has sprung a leak And the animals I've trapped have all become my pets