The Trash Heap of the TV Tropes Forum.

Yes, I look perfect

Ice queen, that's what you see

That's what they all expect from me

But it's all show

Face it you used me

You saw the sexy clothes

My supermodel pose

But did you know

Was I a game to you?

Was I a way to be cool?

I truly cared

Was I the fool?

It's fine for you

It's fine to flirt

It's fiiiiiiine....

Til someone gets hurt...

my boss is browsing hot topic's online store

gasp

tell him hes slacking on company time!point at the clock while doing so

see me in my office mr Jetson

your fired

Boss, due to the downturn in the economy, I'm afraid I'm going to have to let you go.

unacceptable,you come into this important meeting late and with excuses

your f i r e d

oh no

not being... LATE FOR THE MEETING

anything but t h a t

this was a important meeting,sales were down now our cats will frown

I am not being paid enough for this bullshit.

William you meant to present the figures!

Wait... I don't think I even work here.

You do now though

That's what makes this so difficult.

(puts a bunch of figure skates on the table)

Also, it's quite surreal to look at your forum avatar and then look a bit to your left to see your cat in the same pose.

this meeting is over,everyone clear your desks

awwww, sleepy kitty!

-sees the people who Oz sent after me-

-chews sulphur and nods-

Rhubarb. Rhubarb. Cookies and cream. Peas and carrots. Rhubarb. Peas and cream. Rhubarb. Peas and cookies. Rhubarb. Rhubarb.

ok, what's the "rhubarb" thing from 'cause it is gonna get really old really fast I think.

@Oz

Ah, so it makes just as little sense in context.

By the way Dusty has gotten many snuggles and smooches today.

Many smooches? Not enough. Boop the ket on the nose!

Oh she got boops too. And scritches.

-squees-