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which button is the self destruct button,I think it's the red one but I can't be sure

No Ulti, you do not want to self destruct.

It's the one that says "Do not push unless you really, REALLY mean it!"

this button I know turns the house inside out and upside down,it's purple

this hutton floods the house with cheese,its green

and this button makes the house invisable,it's blue

Who's house are you in, Discord's?

Try ze grey stuff, it's delicious

this button resets every cat in existence,I wonder if it's ever been pressed

Do not reset the kets.

Invisible sounds interesting.

Cheese sounds potentially thingish but I'm not in that scene so I can't say for certain.

Unless the button reverts every ket to a smol KITTEN

which would be cute

still potentially problematic though so don't do it

Can I make a profit off this place without harming kets?

Also, Ulti, if you hurt the kets, you will be impaled in ten places at once with spears of pure Phazon. And I am orange.

*snuggles a ket*

No murdering. Cannot stress this enough. No murdering.

*kisses the ket's head and places it near a small cardboard box* *watches in delight as the ket proceeds to both fits and sits*

Don't belive me? Ask ze dishes!

hey guess what

meow

reply

hiss

-runs into the other room to stare at the wall-

I missed you, but only because you keep moving around. Stand still.

-makes copeis-

ha,try to hit me now!

Gladly.

Darkness - Light Of Aether

-spinning light beams-

-homing light beams-

-erratic movement-

-warping vine attack-

-spread of Phazon orbs from leg eyeballs-

Try to avoid that.

missed!

-continues Light Of Aether-

Well, you have to hit back. I’m not going to stop until this health bar is done!

this song is a lot more stupid than I remember...

I POSTED GLURGE! GIVE ME MONEY!

Sure, have an entire dimension full of it.

-opens gap-

-a single 20 dollar bill falls out-

Hey, I never said it was a big dimension.