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I didn't do it was being a ket and also not here.

Or something like that.

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That's not the script we're doing this week, Ulti. Try and keep up.

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Edited by Ultimatum on Jul 3rd 2018 at 8:09:55 AM

I mean there's still only one of me and there are definitely two of me in that script.

Eh, hold up let me have a look.

...

We're not supposed to have a mad tea party in this show, are we?

we're supposed to be singing and dancing

Right. (pulls out tap-dancing shoes)

Will you're supposed to be monologuing

No no Ulti, that isn't the show we're doing this week. Well, there might be a bit of ballet dancing, but not really much in the way of singing. And not singing WHILE dancing. That was last week's show.

And there is tea, but it isn't the mad tea party.

And Ozbourne,aren't you meant to be jumping through flaming hoops?

What kind of show is this? :S

And Demetrios,you're supposed to sing the national anthem

No, Ulti. Wrong show.

I'm mostly in charge of pyrotechnics in this one.

Which one would you like? I've got 46 of them saved, plus 18 state songs.

Edited by Demetrios on Jul 3rd 2018 at 4:45:41 AM

ALL OF THEM

All 64 songs? You're gonna be here for a while.

i HAVE TIME

DO YOU?

(cracks a barrel full of molasses)

...

(Slowly pours out)

Don't listen to Ulti, he's still on last week's script.

(hits molasses only to get stuck in it)

Listen to me nobody else

For nobody knows more then I

Right.

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
All mimsy were the borogroves
And the momeraths outgrabe.

...is that the right monologue?

No, Ulti.

You know nothing.

Well, I mean you probably do know a lot of things.

But in this case, nope. Wrong script. Here. *hands Ulti a copy of this week's script*

Just stay out of the way when I set off the pyrotechnics, ok? And also stay out of the way when I walk away from the ensuing explosion while doing a Vriska hair flip.

Here. Your bit is to play the background music here, here, and here. *points* Do NOT play the wrong track at the wrong time.