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>takes out two tanks an dual-wields them

STOP OR ILL SHOOT

Oh for the love of, just fire already! *presses the magic button, initiating the launch sequence*

Computer, lock cancellation, access level "Beef".

-Jumps onto the missle with the two tanks-

I WILL RIDE THIS PONY TOO CHINA

@Flanker: Pulling a Heel–Face Turn. Out of my way, unless you think you can contend with a fully automatic stream of hot lead.

Well, we'll have to sort this out then. And keep in mind I have my own guns.

-walks over to where Plumbum is standing with arms outstretched in a friendly gesture before suddenly trying to punch him-

Rewarded as a traitor deserves.

its like I'm flying in the sky, guys, flying to CHINA

I could have sworn that nuke was headed to the moon...and was being taken to a teleporter by rail rather than shot by a rocket...

...oh right, the diversion. Silly me.

edited 6th Aug '10 11:06:32 AM by Bisected8

ow!

>Plumbum attacks Flanker with the butt of the assault rifle!

Agh!

-flinches but then grabs the assault rifle with both hands before attempting to kick Plumbum away-

>Plumbum fires the gun wildly during the struggle. He then attempts to kick Flanker in the groin.

-hit in the groin by the kick-

Urgh... I've had worse.

-tries to dislodge the rifle from Plumbum's hands-

>''When Plumbum loses the weapon, he sticks his hands up

-quickly picks up the gun and moves backward-

Now, if I were a bad villain I'd stop gloating and shoot you.

But... this opportunity's too good to miss!

Just shoot me, spare me the lecture.

Fine. I hadn't even prepared anything in advance!

-aims the rifle at Plumbum-

>Plumbum lets a small smile creep across his face.

-I set up an armchair and put on a fake moustache and goatee-

Now, now, there's no reason to fight. Everybody get your negative feelings out to Dr. Arzt, eh?

Keep smilin' sunshine, 'cause I'm going to blow your head off.

Now... I've only trained with one assault rifle type before... is this thing even loaded?!

-looks into the breech to check-

Actually, I emptied it abous 2 minustes ago.

>Plumbum does a roundhouse kick!

-takes the brunt of the blow, forcing me to drop the gun-

You sly dog...!

-goes for a gut punch-

oof!

Being a mad scientist for you taught me how to stab backs. Nah, I ain't so sly, I only brought one gun.

-grabs Flanker and Plumbum's heads and slams them together-

WILL YOU GUYS SHUT UP AND TALK ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS ALREADY!

Yow! B-but talking about my problems isn't as satisfying as kicking their asses!

-hits Flaker with a roundhouse-

I DON'T CARE! THIS WILL HAVE BETTER LONG-TERM EFFECTS! NOW SIT DOWN AND TALK ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS!

F-fine...