A Gentleman Pirate
it was a vacuuming accident.
What’s the best part about being single?
It’s not about the desti-something, it’s about the whatever.
Joyful angel
Less birthdays to attend.
Can white people rap?
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
sick down from the bones to the other side
it's a case by case basis, as it is with people of any race being able to do anything
if Russia is backwards and Australia is upside down... A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
A Gentleman Pirate
mercury is in retrograde.
What’s the secret ingredient in my grandma’s cookies?
It’s not about the desti-something, it’s about the whatever.
Chocolate chips. Ordinary chocolate chips.
What's the square root of infinity?
He/they | Mostly here on my free days
my current job
You can't treat infinity as a number. You fail math.
Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
The World's Least Powerful Man
You are objectively not. I prescribe a 72-hour psychiatric hold and a dripfeed of thorazine.
What is the best way to fit a baby in a bowl?
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
sick down from the bones to the other side
find a big enough bowl to put the baby in
doctor, I've been having strange dreams—in one I was a wigwam, and in another I was a teepee A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
Semain Calm
Not the weirdest dreams I've seen.
Hey horse, what's with the long face?
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
Neptunia Ichiban
(neigh)
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
shouldn't his favorite genre be RPG and not point and click though
Joyful angel
...cheese, because the name doesn't change if someone else owns it.
How did you survive high school?
Edited by Superjohn on Aug 21st 2020 at 5:18:40 AM
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
Eating three meals a day, getting a good night's sleep, and studying.
Why do cannibals refuse to eat clowns?
"The passwords of past, you've correctly guessed, but now it's time for THE ROBOT TEST!"
Back by Unpopular Demand
Because the makeup tastes weird.
I like trains.
sick down from the bones to the other side
good for you! personally I'm more of a boat person though
why can't the T-rex clap? A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
Joyful angel
Because it's lack the brain capacity to think of that.
Have you spent five nights as a security guard?
Edited by Superjohn on Aug 21st 2020 at 6:33:04 AM
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
Neptunia Ichiban
No, in fact I've never worked as one.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?
Edited by Zanreo on Aug 21st 2020 at 1:37:54 PM
shouldn't his favorite genre be RPG and not point and click though
Nothing, as he was on his deathbed and barely able to move.
What’s green and has wheels?
Back by Unpopular Demand
A green car.
Why did the robot kill itself?
Joyful angel
It was given orders to.
What's a good use for a baby?
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
sick down from the bones to the other side
babies aren't useful until they grow up
what's up? A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
the cake is an alternative fact
not much dawg, what's up with-
What do you call a drunken girraffe?
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
A drunken giraffe.
How do you get a Pikachu onto a bus?
I’m a space pirate, give me your moon rocks.
the cake is an alternative fact
He got busy with life and didn't have time for it.
What's a henway?
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
He then got kicked out because he’s a duck.
Why did my mom smash my guitar?