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john/karkat.

edited 21st Mar '11 6:25:45 AM by Lanceleoghauni

Dammit, why do you guys have to link to smut the day after I get back to school from spring break. Why not a few days earlier?

I NEED MAH LESBIAN SMUT, MAN, AND I CAN'T GET IT NOW

>wake up
>thread is full of linguistics porn
>die happy

...oh god

now I want to actually make a fully fleshed-out Troll conlang

NO STOP THAT DUK YOU NEED TO FINISH YOUR CURRENT CONLANG FIRST

IT IS DUE IN TWO MONTHS

(Yes I am taking a class on Conlanging, my college is awesome.)

~Duk

edited 21st Mar '11 6:59:59 AM by SunshineDuk

Huh, pretty strong reaction. And apparently people really dig lesbian Kanayas.

I don't suppose anyone has a kink for making clothes and crossdressers, do they? Cause there's a REALLY hot one featuring girls' night out with Rose/Kanaya/Eridan.

Fixed that for you.

People dig lesbians. People dig Kanayas. The critical inference is left as an exercise to the reader.

IPA. My worst nemesis.

A troll conlang would be dumb. They speak English. The only differences are in the lexicon. Humans have words like "homosexual" and trolls have words like "load gaper."

Also different alphabet.

Shhhhhhh, shhhhh. Let the gentle rocking of the ship put you to sleep. Here, I made a picture book:

A hard day's work, completed.

This news, is soo good!

NOW DANCE!

Change outfits and DANCE AGAIN!

A perfect end to a perfect night.

Barely even that. It's just upside-down and in a different script.

And if those typing quirks work, I think the crap we've seen on movie posters and such is just their version of cursive.

Oh, script is what I meant, yes. Unlike you people I haven't taken no stinkin' intro to lang classes.

Troll culture is really pretty shallow. Which is fine.

edited 21st Mar '11 11:07:25 AM by Tzetze

Like I proposed a page a go?

English is a reflection of Alternian.

[Latin phrase]

edited 21st Mar '11 11:08:06 AM by HungryJoe

Alterian is just English written in The Elder Scrolls daedric runes upside-down. Absolutely nothing hard.

And written right to left.

Omg last picture Rose with green fingernail polish NNNNNGGG Why are these two so hot? I swear I'll stop talking about smut as soon as someone finds a more interesting topic, but but but

As the pad of Kanaya's thumb carefully wiped over Eridan's eyelid — smudging the purple in like a bruise, blue to violet, violet to grey — the room seemed to sink in on itself. When she carefully smoothed out his eyebrows and said, "You have very beautiful cheekbones," it absorbed temperature from the whole rest of the house and settled it over them instead like a portable furnace. When she scraped away the last smear of Ferrari red from the side of his mouth, tilting his unprotesting chin up to survey her handiwork, Rose Lalonde could have bitten through a door. This.

edited 21st Mar '11 11:25:56 AM by dundee_998

Now I'm thoroughly confused.

Plus Eridan/lonliness OTP.

Kanaya dressing Eridan in the guise of a woman while Rose watches. Yeah, NO!

I'm gonna go boot up paint now and see if I can't distract myself until the next update rolls asquare.

Andrew stops updating and we start...talking about linguistics and linking to smutfic?

Never change, MSPA thread.

My god, we haven't had an internet argument in nearly five minutes.

And I happen to be enjoying witnessing update withdrawal in two separate thread here. Popcorn, anyone?

edited 21st Mar '11 11:57:40 AM by Adannor

YES WE HAVE!

NO WE HAVE NOT YOU RAVENOUS PERSON YOU! TAKE YOUR RANCOR AND GET YOU GONE FROM MY ABODE! DO NOT ALLOW THE DOOR TO STRIKE YOU ABOUT THE POSTERIOR AS YOU EXIT!

So do you guys want some Kanaya fic that isn't porn? Too bad, you're getting it anyway. It's a three-part dating sim parody from the person who brought you "Red Dead Virgo". It's quite funny, and Kanaya's friendship with Karkat is really well written.

• Part 1: Virgobound.
• Part 2: Aqualocked.
• Part 3: Quadrantclogged.

NOT ONLY WILL I ALLOW THE DOOR TO STRIKE ME BUT I WILL POST VIDEO OF THE OCCURANCE!

WHAT SAY YOU TO THAT?