Character Crushes and Other Depravity

But...but...but...

ARRRGGHHH MY PERCEPTIONS OF HUMAN SEXUALITY BEING DECONSTRUCTED

Shy, check. Cute, check. Nerdy, check.

The likeliness that a person like this has some sort of rape/domination/strong bad guys fetish: OFF THE SCALES!

Fawriel! What does the scouter say about the likelihood of your crush having a crush on a psychopathic killer?

IT'S OVER NINETHOUSAND LEATHER PAAAAANTS!

I think Fawriel just won himself a Made Of Win nomination.

Nah, he owes GMH for that spectacular setup.

And, to get this sort of back on topic, Spike Spiegel. Because jeet kun do = hot, Deadpan Snarker = hot, and jewfro = hot. Hot x 3 = om nom nom.

edited 21st Mar '09 10:28:41 AM by FurikoMaru

I've got a PSL going for the voice actress behind Emmy Honeywell in The Last Remnant. There's something about women with English/Scottish/Irish/Australian accents that just makes me go "schwing!".

What exactly does "schwing" mean anyway?

Minato Namikaze. I have never fangirled so much in my life.

edited 21st Mar '09 4:49:57 PM by Murky Muse

Glenn... Go watch Wayne's World, right now.

Yeah, really. How can a Troper not know what "Schwing!" means?

Because we haven't made up an in-jokey title for it.

Duh.

Meh.

No, I've heard it before. I'm just asking to be sure what it means before I make fun of it.

I think my first PSL was at the age of 12 or so for Princess Leia in Return of the Jedi. That slave girl outfit...

I suspect that outfit may have been the cause of more PSL (and incipient kinks) than anything else in media.

For me?

Pick a Soul Series female. ANY Soul Series female.

Oh, and Chun Li.

Ohhhhhh, those Hartman Hips...

Um, sort of on topic, that same girl from my last post also crushes on Leon Kennedy, probably because of the whole "Strong Protector" thing. She also likes Shadow the Hedgehog and Silver the Hedgehog. Did I mention that I found out that she was a furry about a few weeks after I first met her, and she wishes she was a kitty?

...Y'know, Fawriel, she's also a Pokemon fan, too. You can have her if you want. I'm currently searching for a less imbalanced woman.

@[AOD]: Y'know, I probably should have clued into the fact that I occasionally like chicks when I found myself paying a lot of attention to Jabba's Twi'lek slave girl at the age of four. But my first crush was probably on James the Red Engine. Or Gonzo.

... is it weird that my biggest fetish seems to be for out-sized personalities?

@mrsaturn: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Let me! Let me! She sounds a lot like me! I could call her Onee-chan! :D

Re: Slave Girl Leia.

Once while engaging in some lets call it "carnal interactive fantasy" with a nice guy I met online, it turns out he has far more PSL than me, usually identifying with the damsels in distress. Since I tend to lack any PSL whatsoever, we kept dancing around the topic... then he states that he always had wanted to be Leia in that scene.

And that's when I put my foot down and states that while I am a very dirty-minded Anything That Moves guy, I am NOT pretending to be Jabba the Hutt online in a sexual context...

Erik S

edited 23rd Mar '09 1:59:33 AM by ErikS

Takano Miyo... I dunno. Watching a new series and hearing a lady with a voice like that say "ara" even once immediately activates my strangling reflex. ._.