Sypro The Dragons: Players control a dragon that has Multiple Personality Disorder.
edited 22nd Aug '10 10:19:06 AM by ACrackInTime
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
Resonance of Fat: Your most deadly opponent is crippling obesity.
Custom Lobo: WOLF FIGHT! You're gonna fight for your life!
Booking Mama: Mama learns the joys of the Dewey Decimal System!
Muramasa: The Damon Blade: Matt Damon finds himself in Imperial Japan. Armed with only a sword, he has to cut a swath back to his own time period.
Chrona Trigger: The latest in Soul Eater licensed action RP Gs!
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
Scrabblenauts: cheat at Scrabble by creating letters out of thin air.
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
ModNation Ricers: No tracks, no weapons, no Gary...the trophy goes to the rider with the best Pimped-Out Car.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
This bacon is awesome
Super Smash Bros Bawl: WAAAAHHH RUINED FOREVER
Trauma Center: Eew, Blood!: You're not a very good doctor.
Ma' I/O Is Missing: Computer science edutainment game.
DEAFCON: Everyone dies: They can't hear the fire alarm. *
God of Wear: The gods of Olympus have abandoned you. Take revenge by dressing more fashionably than them. See also Super Robot Wears, Modern Wearfare...
Late/stay night: The subway's closed, so you have to crash at your friend's house.
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Meta Man: Dr Wily's plans get recursive.
Radius: Math becomes fun!
Guilty Tear: A cold-blooded killer finally feels regret for the first time in his life. But can he overcome his nature and reform?
File Emblem: Keep all your boss's paperwork organized, and be sure to give everything that needs it the proper stamps. Screw up and you've got legal trouble on your hands.
Silent Hell: It's silent because you have no mouth, and yet you must scream.
Spell Farce: F-A-R-C-E
Womb Raider: Play as a surgeon and help bring new life into the world by C-Section.
edited 22nd Aug '10 10:57:24 AM by Brickman
This bacon is awesome
Pants vs. Zombies: Even better than the original concept.
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Parasol Star Memories
Link: The Feces of Evil: Actually, that about describes the real game.
edited 22nd Aug '10 4:12:25 PM by hnd03
So. Let's all pause for a moment to smell what the Rock was, is, and forever will be... cooking.—Cave Johnson
Actually, it was "Link: the Faces of Evil".
Late/stay night: The subway's closed, so you have to crash at your friend's house. YES. YES. YES.
edited 22nd Aug '10 11:13:43 AM by GlennMagusHarvey
Zero Core: Lelouch versus Cruiser Tetron.
Stolen from Goggle Fox: Fate/spay night: A painful but reliable way of cutting off mana transfer.
the future we had hoped for
I like it here.
Heavy Rain: A flower-esque game wherein you just walk around while boolit and sandvich fall from the sky.
This... this is a forum game.
<(-_-<)(>-_-)> "FUSION HA"
Planets Vs. Zombies - Take control of entire planets that are threatened by an invading race of zombies.
Attention, Popcap: Please make this.
Responsible adult
Super Smash Bros Bawl: WAAAAHHH RUINED FOREVERThe truest one so far, methinks.
Klownoa: One of the best sidescrolling 2D platformers ever. Unfortunately, everyone was so put off by the hero that almost nobody played it.
"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada
Mario Darts Wii - Exactly what it says on the tin.
I like it here.
God, I loved Klonoa.
<(-_-<)(>-_-)> "FUSION HA"
Metal Woof Chaos The 47th Presidents dog dons a mech suit and kicks ass!
i. hear. a. sound.
Responsible adult
Kirby 64: The Crystal Sharks: Help Ribbon save her world by collecting all of the scattered crystal pieces... very, very carefully.
Pikmint: The most delicious-smelling plant-creatures in all the galaxy help Captain Olimar repair his ship, all the while avoiding monsters who want to use them as a flavoring in gum.
"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada
Face Time
Dude II: The Building of a Dynasty: You must command the forces of House Cool, House Tubular, or House Xtreme in order to control Arradical and its Spice.
edited 27th Jul '11 1:08:46 PM by RocketDude
"Hipsters: the most dangerous gang in the US." - Pacific Mackerel
"In distress", my ass.
Wig Commander: Market your way to the top of the wig market.
Unfortunately, Penny Arcade stole the better one: Wang Commander. I don't think I need to say what that game was about...
(They don't have it there any more, it seems, but in addition to changing the title text appropriately, they took the WC1 box art and put a black bar over the joystick like it was censoring a guy masturbating in the cockpit *.)
All your safe space are belong to Trump
Version: Every update it gets chips away at your sanity.
Garry's Mop: Witty synopsis goes here.
Garry's Mad: Same here.
edited 22nd Aug '10 4:10:51 PM by Cysma
Dago Quest: Some Italian guy goes looking for stuff.
Dagon Quest: Sea monsters star in a definitely-not-rehashed RPG by Enix!
edited 22nd Aug '10 5:35:39 PM by GlennMagusHarvey
"In distress", my ass.
^ Which came first, the RPG or a certain cartoon that also had "dagons"?
All your safe space are belong to Trump
Blaz Blue: Calamity Twigger: Speedy branch-collecting action! A time loop of trees! See also Chrono Twigger.
Team Fortless 2: A vast improvement.
Dance Dance Evolution: Rhythm game using the soundtrack to the Discovery Channel's documentaries.
Parappa the Rapier: Rhythmic swordfighting.
Half-Minute Her: You really need to put some points in Stamina.
Peersona 3: The torrent is the means by which all is revealed.
Heavy Raid: Did you really think the dungeon was built to support 40 people stomping around it at once?
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