The Drunk Thread

Don't be surprised if you see me here on Friday or weekend. My weekend ends on Monday anyways.

My weekend starts Sun night, and ends Wed night. Retail, whoo!

In other news, tried some Goslings Bermuda black rum today, Pretty good stuff.

Ohmgoodnss this vry gdog!!!

What are you having that's so good you're mixing up your letters?

Amateurs. I've consumed 3/4 of a bottle of 80 proof rum, and I still type fine.

Drank half a bottle of mead instead of having my usual after work snack. Heh. I am probably not making the most of this buzz.

How's it possible that a white wine called "Kung Fu Girl" is so damn good? I mean, if they try something eye-catching it's usually crap, but now I'm surprised.

edited 3rd May '17 7:39:58 AM by TerminusEst

I'm watching old movies while a bit drunk on Ezra Brooks whiskey. I'm shocked that this stuff was so cheap—it's good. I would compare it favorably to Jack and Jim, and certainly Maker's Mark. It's nice and smooth.

I got buzzed on rum&coke, and I found the comments section under Sandu Ciorba's "Dalibomba" on Youtube an absolute goldmine. Westerners are absolutely confused, and Eastern Europe finds the entire thing hilarious, since low budget videos of local dance music bands look exactly like this.

Prowler: I may have to try that.

Deep into a six pack of PBR. I can't bring myself to hate this beer, even though I've had much better. It's guided me through many an entertaining night.

Normally I don't have coke & rum on a Monday, but tonight I needed one.

Sorry about the double post, but there's something I have to ask. -sigh- Why do I always get a stomach-ache from drinking Not Your Father's Root Beer? What the shell is in that stuff? >.<

It's basically licorice-flavored beer. Seriously, it says on the label it's beer with added flavors. It always seems more like syrup cut with a bit of alcohol and bubbles to me.

I may post here on the weekend. My friend's got some beverages like banana liquor, Redbreast, apple liquor, cream liquor and Prince Colonel (honey-smokey-flavored herb liquor). ^note  I'm translating it from how it's called in Finnish. I din't know of any equivalent in other languages or countries, then.

edited 13th Jul '17 9:48:12 AM by MerryMikael

I got drunk at Anthrocon thanks to some really expensive and fantastic Taiwanese whiskey a friend bought.

Being drunk is very interesting when you're trying to handle two people in fursuits that are even drunker than you are...

Didn't post. I must've been both too drunk and not enough, if that's even possible.

Even Troper Mom gets drunk sometimes. Vodka + bad day + bad news + more vodka = shitposting.

Guys, I'm trying to act normal. I won't do forum games. I had to post the bad news on troper updates and fuck around on What Would You Ban. But other than that, I think I'm good.

A friend of a friend, who is super nice and exponentially more funny than he is nice, is going to hospice. He's dying of cancer. T-T I was hoping to get a video of this guy, because he's freaking hilarious, but this asshole doesn't appear in many of his improv troupe's videos.

The troupe is called Monkey's Uncle Improv Comedy. They're a troupe of monkeys.

ALSO today at work kicked my ass. Have you ever had those days where you don't have enough hands or enough vocal cords to keep up with all the shit coming in? And then you still have to do things like eat and potty? OMFG it was hard. I haven't been THAT busy in a long time. In fact, last time I was THAT busy, I was dispatching ambulances, so it was actually fun.

(My job right now is okay. It has good benefits. But it is not as fun as dispatching ambulances.)

I am going to do a cleansing ritual. I am going to take a very long, very hot, very scrubby shower and wash off this fucking day. It sucked. And then I'm going to sleep for (hopefully) a very long time.

Rasp: damn sorry to hear that. I had a similar day. Where I was was torn between just outright walking off and beating the holy fucking fuckedy fuck out of my coworkers. I kept my cool, and am now drunk AS FUCK on tequila.

Somehow I managed to spend all of Friday night drinking gin and didn't get drunk, I'm so annoyed. Out again on Thursday though, I may be here then if I remember!

I found a new favorite beer and I might have had too much of it.

...Oh, well!

It's only the first day of my working vacation and I already feel wobbly. ^_^;;

Who gets drunk on Sunday evening? Apparently I and my pals.

What's the occasion?

Well, now that one got outta toilet, it's beginning now.