Kill a Bird, Marry a Man, Sex a Woman.
Coca-Cola, Pepsi, Dr. Pepper.
Dumbo
Sex Coca-Cola, marry Pepsi, kill Dr. Pepper
Pedobear, CWC, Hitler
edited 13th Sep '10 1:28:31 PM by gentlemanorcus
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Problem?
Ouch. That's a difficult one.
Sex : Asuka.
Marry : Misato (I've actually flip-flopped a bit between the two).
Kill : Rei. (She's the creepier of the three)
Looks pretty tough to determine, but...
Exterminate: Matsuri
Bonk: Marie
Hitch: Amamiya
Ron Gilbert, Dave Grossman, Tim Schafer
edited 21st Oct '10 9:54:04 AM by WartysNeryon
TA CUTEST THING AROUND
sex last guy
marry first guy
kill secand guy i forgot ter names
spiders clowns dolls
prepare for bullet hell
Kill: Clown
Sex: Doll
Marry: Spider
Glass, Batta The Beast, Denning
edited 13th Nov '10 7:24:48 PM by gentlemanorcus
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Speaking of which, that's an excellent way to kill the thread.
Professional Nerd
Marry Denning, sex Glass, kill Bata (half random, mind you — I don't really know who any of these folks are. Denning just seems the least likely to rob me and dump my corpse in a river.)
^ Ninja'd response: Marry Mao, sex Adell, kill Laharl (considering my options are either that or pedophillia...)
Kesha, Lady Gaga and Taylor Swift
edited 13th Nov '10 8:08:13 PM by Sparkysharps
"If there's a hole, it's a man's job to thrust into it!" — Ryoma Nagare, New Getter Robo
This post was thumped by the Stick of Post Thumping
This post was thumped by the Merciless Hammer of Doom
EDIT: nink=ja'ed
Aluminium, Nixon, candy
edited 13th Nov '10 8:18:54 PM by fringeman
n/a
Feels Good, Man
Professional Nerd
Marry Tali, sex Neeshka, kill Morrigan.
"If there's a hole, it's a man's job to thrust into it!" — Ryoma Nagare, New Getter Robo
Kill Gilgamesh, Sex Archer, Marry Lancer.
Kill Spy
Sex Pyro
Marry Heavy
Land Of Gold, Hungertoad, Goldentoad
TA CUTEST THING AROUND
kill hunger toad
sex land of gold
marry golden toad
prepare for bullet hell
since you didn't post your three
Steven Lives
Professional Nerd
Kill Masky, sex Marceline, marry T.O.E
The Fair Folk Edition!: Jareth the Goblin King, the Queen of Elves and Celty.
edited 17th Nov '10 8:59:48 AM by Sparkysharps
"If there's a hole, it's a man's job to thrust into it!" — Ryoma Nagare, New Getter Robo
Just a teapot
Sex Jareth Kill Queen of Elves Marry Celty
Yu-gi-oh! adition: Kaiba, Yugi, Bakura.
edited 17th Nov '10 10:22:30 AM by Liisiko
Insert witty one-liner here.
Sex Kaiba, because Screw the Rules, I Have Money!
Marry Bakura
Kill Yugi
Andrew Ryan, Sander Cohen, Dr. J. S. Steinman
edited 17th Nov '10 10:32:54 AM by WartysNeryon
The Plum and Only
Since I don't have a clue, I'll pick at random... which'll probably result in more hilarity than if I knew what I was doing.
Kill Andrew Ryan
Marry Sander Cohen
Sex Dr. J. S. Steinman
Did I do good?
Urdnot Grunt, Urdnot Wrex, Urdnot Wreav.
Curse the ill fortune that led you to me.
Your a jerk...... I know
Kill Grunt
Sex Wrex
Marry Wreav??
Lady Gaga Rosie O'Donnell Justin Bieber
edited 27th Apr '11 10:57:35 AM by GillyGirl32
"OK...where is the rest of it?"
Sex MacTaylor
Marry Grissom
Kill.....
... Horatio Caine
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
A woman, a man, a bird
edited 13th Sep '10 1:22:39 PM by WUE